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字幕:Charlie charlf@hotmail.com      

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真的 我每天都很快樂

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現在我已經是那個 

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已經擁有一切的傢伙

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又單身 又愛跑趴

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正值壯年

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想幹嘛就幹嘛

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-這張卡不能用   -喔

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一定是磁條出了問題

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奇怪的是 我知道都是陳腔濫調

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不要牽掛 不要義務 難道沒有其他了嗎?

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生活就必須有老婆 小孩

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就像裝了太多座椅的車子

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這些無論如何你都得

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照著別人說的一直過下去

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有時想來就像是在賣笑

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但有種不安的感覺

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總覺得錯失了什麼

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拍謝 還是不能用喔

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沒關係 不是你的錯

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或許 最後才知道 我是庸人自擾

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我是說 或許我一直...

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活在一個本不屬於我的

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無憂無慮的世界

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聽起來我好像有些自私

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或只是醉昏了

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這張也不行 

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開玩笑吧 

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妳說真的嗎?

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哇嗚 別這樣  等等 

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妳知道我有錢

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只是剛好身上沒有 卡也不能用

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一直以來不是我都有付

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下次吧  

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可以給我坐車錢嗎

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對了 還有

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當你真的得靠賣笑過活

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你才知道什麼叫過活

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你就沒啥好抱怨的了

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等等 我不是那個意思   

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謝謝你的酒

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如果你想補償我 就打給貝佛麗(媽媽桑)

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晚安阿 

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喔 糟糕

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哈囉

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嘿!

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阿! 天啊!

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我有權保持緘默!

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等等! 住手!

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哇嗚!

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等等 是我啊! 住手!

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我警告你 我可是黃帶喔!

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住手!

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住手!

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住手! 放輕鬆!

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是我啦!

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拜託!

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你怎麼了?

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我聽到一點動靜 

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-阿       -我正要告訴你

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我聽到外面有一點動靜

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一切都很好 沒有其他人了 

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我保證 

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沒事啦 

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五, 四,

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三, 二, 一,

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零

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點火

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發射

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[Gilbert and Sullivan's
          <i> The Mikado天皇]</i>

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¶ THE SUN WHOSE RAYS ARE ALL ABLAZE ¶        

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   ¶ WITH EVER-LIVING GLORY ¶

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 ¶ DOES NOT DENY HIS MAJESTY ¶

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 ¶ HE SCORNS TO TELL A STORY ¶

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¶ HE DON'T EXCLAIM "I BLUSH FOR SHAME ¶     

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  ¶ SO KINDLY BE INDULGENT" ¶

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¶ BUT FIERCE AND BOLD IN FIERY GOLD ¶      

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¶ HE GLORIES ALL EFFULGENT ¶

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¶ I MEAN TO RULE THE EARTH AS HE THE SKY ¶        

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¶ WE REALLY KNOW OUR WORTH THE SUN AND I ¶        

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¶ I MEAN TO RULE THE EARTH AS HE THE SKY ¶        

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¶ WE REALLY KNOW OUR WORTH THE SUN AND I ¶        

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我猜想我們到底什麼

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嘗試寫寫看

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我是說 我們到底要愚弄誰

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我們不只是動物 還是最差勁的動物

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我們為何要吃肉?

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希臘神吃的是瓊漿玉液

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但我們需要吃其他物種
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像基督教:

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這是我的身體 這是我的血 

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這就是本章的目的

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關於盧旺達的種族滅絕

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圖西人是吃素的

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以農維生的胡圖族是吃肉的

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卻視圖西人為猴子 當作動物

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所以要殺他們一點都不手軟

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你不覺得嗎?

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說真的 班 我不知為何 

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農夫和牛仔不能成為朋友

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我倒知道 

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有人會把其他人當作動物對待

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是因為他們不遵守社會習俗

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我們大多數人視為理所當然

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社會上每個人都是噁心的

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我站在多數的一邊

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我知道我是什麼...

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就是一種動物     AND THAT'S AN ANIMAL.

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我是人, 也是動物

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你總是想一些有的沒的 

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這樣不會讓你爽

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我總是說，「如果沒壞，就不用修理「 

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-你很聰明      -但壞氣了

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那個好酷

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可以換些錢嗎?

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如果要的話 很快就可收到錢 

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這樣我就可以先還你錢 

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然後我再向你借回來

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你要這個幹嘛?

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這是你正要走出去的機器的零件

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你的機器就是這些

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你該知道外面沒人吧?

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知道

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找些正經活來幹吧

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我正在寫書 那你又在幹嘛?

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去他的 我要一把迪吉裡杜管 

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拜託  算了吧

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[Bobby Bare's<i> Dropkick Me Jesus耶穌踢飛我]</i>

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¶ DROPKICK ME, JESUS,THROUGH THE GOALPOSTS OF LIFE ¶

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¶ END OVER END NEITHER LEFT NOR TO RIGHT ¶  

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¶ STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF THEM RIGHTEOUS UPRIGHTS ¶  

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     ¶ DROPKICK ME, JESUS,
THROUGH THE GOALPOSTS OF LIFE ¶

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   - ¶ MAKE ME, OH, MAKE ME ¶
        -我忘了帶卡

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你看來就讓人沒信任感

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      - ¶ MAKE ME A PIECE
   IN YOUR MASTER GAME PLAN ¶

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    ¶ FREE FROM THE EARTHLY
      TEM-PESTION BELOW ¶

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   ¶ I'VE GOT THE WILL, LORD,
      IF YOU GOT THE TOE ¶

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     ¶ DROPKICK ME, JESUS ¶
         -<i>早阿</i>

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¶ THROUGH THE GOAL POSTS OF LIFE ¶           

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嗨 史提夫
       - ¶ END OVER END ¶

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 ¶ NEITHER LEFT NOR TO RIGHT ¶
           妳在這阿

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連任兩年的氣象中心小姐 

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漂亮依舊

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你在預報圖上可看到有一個冷氣團 

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我要告訴戴夫

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擺一個真的窗子

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那我們就可以更容易看到  

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沒錯

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來一個 ?

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這些有毒

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有兩個喔 

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¶ ALL THE DEPARTED ¶

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  ¶ DEAR LOVED ONES OF MINE ¶
           來了

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     - ¶ STICK 'EM UP FRONT
    IN THE OFFENSIVE LINE ¶

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     ¶ DROPKICK ME, JESUS,
THROUGH THE GOALPOSTS OF LIFE ¶

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         ¶ END OVER END
  NEITHER LEFT NOR TO RIGHT ¶

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天啊 你差點就趕不上

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把妳嚇到了?

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你好 達拉斯先生

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維多利亞 看起來可愛又有威嚴

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凱爾 不要重蹈昨天覆輒好嗎?

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-你不是說沒關係  -我說了很多事情

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就像我曾提醒史提夫怎麼做嗎?

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我能喝點水嗎？

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有沒有辦法把燈光調暗一點?

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五秒鐘

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四，三...

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這是18台 目擊者新聞組

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現在播報午間新聞

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體育主播 凱爾

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巴爾的摩烏鴉隊找到踢球員沒?

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氣象主播 史提夫

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天氣真好啊

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後續我將報導

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新聞主播 維多利亞

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午安

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今天早晨一名男子開著休旅車倒沖一間護理中心

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衝撞中一個年輕人受傷嚴重情況危急

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幸好沒有其他傷者...

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你不覺得這畫面有點不對勁?

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我覺得剛剛好

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她還真鎮定

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不知名駕駛...

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他還真嗨

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你知道嗎

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不說出去大家還覺得他很專業

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多數人只懂得表面

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你說的對

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這位滿臉鬍鬚戴眼鏡的醫生

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至少謀殺26位病人 可以拿世界殺人冠軍了

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接下來 史提夫 今天天氣如何?

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這幾天好像更溫暖了

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好的 維多利亞 

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我們先把鏡頭轉到港口 看到一群海鷗正在享受陽光

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不錯吧?

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今天最高溫18度 晴天

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視野良好  適合出遊

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全國最低溫在哪? 就在伊利諾伊州的BISMARCK 而...

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念那麼順 哪看得出他有嗑藥?

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夏威夷奚落市

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氣溫32度

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全國最熱 最濕的地方

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難怪市少年郎最哈的熱點

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對吧 維多莉亞?

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你說了算 史提夫

243
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我不想要求你整天在這裡

244
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,891

245
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:11,196
但至少也得九成吧

246
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:11,196

247
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,332
難道現在你不能不看計算機嗎?

248
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,934
你可以好好講嘛?

249
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,769
你以為你是無可取代的?

250
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,171
別以為只有你英俊只有你會講

251
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,875
-那是因為人家信任我    -才沒人信你

252
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,911
你以為你有真本事?  差得遠

253
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,911


254
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:31,850
你要知道 如有必要 我大可不鳥你

255
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,850


256
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,519
但說實在的 我不想讓你尷尬

257
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,387


258
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,189
你什麼意思?

259
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,358
我這個月的錢花完了

260
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,926
才過六天!

261
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,362
我不用跟你求 就當是預付款

262
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,362


263
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:48,133
好在你沒法一直那樣

264
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,133


265
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:51,469
難免有失算吧?

266
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,505
        
267
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:56,841
-火警?   -應該不是

268
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,243
 
269
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,881
我只想見我朋友!

270
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:06,251
離開門 先生 我只警告一次

271
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,389

272
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,791
放開我 妳這只肥豬!

273
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,293
       

274
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,196
-你      -快開門!

275
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,465
妳這傢伙

276
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,934
快滾下去!

277
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,803
慢著 那是我麻吉

278
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,471
-什麼?  -我說, "那是我麻吉"

279
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,007
大家冷靜     -我是黃帶喔!

280
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,542
拜託 班 放開她

281
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,043
  
282
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,847
跟妳說了 我只想見我朋友!

283
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,383
我--我會賠償那盆花

284
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,450
      
285
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,391
我老爸掛了

286
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,336
不 住手 不!

287
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,471
-見鬼啦!         -放開我!

288
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,540
    
289
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,543
    [Bob Dylan's<i> Highway 61]</i>

290
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:10,148
            
291
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,518
  - ¶ WELL GOD SAID TO ABRAHAM
       "KILL ME A SON" ¶

292
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,088
        ¶ ABE SAID "MAN
  YOU MUST BE PUTTING ME ON" ¶

293
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,024
¶ GOD SAID "NO" ABE SAID "WHAT" ¶       

294
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,161
¶ GOD SAID "YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT ABE ¶     

295
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,463
¶ "BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME COMING ¶      

296
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,931
      ¶ YOU BETTER RUN" ¶

297
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:32,437
            
298
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,341
¶ WELL ABE SAID "ALL RIGHT WHERE
 YOU WANT THIS KILLING DONE?" ¶

299
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,577
  ¶ GOD SAID "ON HIGHWAY 61" ¶

300
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,914
            
301
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:47,185
有賣眼藥水嗎?

302
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,486

303
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,388
   - ¶ HE HAD A BLOODY NOSE ¶

304
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,156
 ¶ WELFARE DEPARTMENT WOULDN'T
     GIVE HIM NO CLOTHES ¶

305
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,425
這下可好

306
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,294


307
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,063
妳會拿妳的凱蒂貓用來當餌嗎?

308
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,500
妳有我要的3磅半的小龍蝦


309
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,500


310
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,235
怎麼回事?

311
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:08,640
我事先告訴他這些太小不能吃 我們規定不能退貨

312
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,640


313
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,175
我要拿來做什有差嗎?

314
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,011
這些都是小貝比

315
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,979
它們才孵出來一天 就要抓去宰

316
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,982
我們以如何對待小孩 來評斷文明程度 對吧?

317
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,982

318
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,585
我講的是世上最複雜的神經系統

319
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,585

320
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:25,156
就像我們人類 海豚之類的

321
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,357
100元拿來

322
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:34,032
今天可能沒什麼人要釣魚

323
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,032

324
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,633
降點價嘛?

325
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,602
懶得理妳

326
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:46,444
我剛不是爭論買賣小龍蝦的道德問題 而是說她太貴了

327
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,444


328
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,984
真美阿

329
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,453
不知有多久了

330
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,289
我爸媽死後就沒回來過

331
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,558
你爸媽還沒死

332
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,294
我是說他們搬家後

333
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:14,672
我們還有三個小時車程 

334
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,672


335
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:19,978
參加葬禮要體面點 

336
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,978

337
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,481
我這樣就可以了

338
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,458
喔!

339
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,127
哇嗚!

340
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,730
真臭!   哇嗚!

341
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,311

342
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,546

343
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,782

344
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:09,761

345
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,162
雪特!

346
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:26,644
我認為它們這樣死得其所 比當餌死掉好

347
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,644

348
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,147
可不是嘛

349
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:38,322
喔歐 你看 一隻腳廢了

350
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,692
你能想像如果換成射死的是車 就會得到一片鋼板而不是馬皮

351
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,692

352
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:46,097
這些在地人知道怎麼做

353
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,097

354
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,486
感覺真不好

355
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,464
雖然山姆貝克不是很虔誠

356
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,100
他從孩子們找到安慰和喜樂

357
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:25,436
德瑞莎和班傑明 還有他可愛的妻子安傑拉

358
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,772
現在我們一起朗讀 :

359
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,807
所羅門之歌

360
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,843
起來，我的佳偶，我的美人 

361
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,246
瞧瞧她 放蕩邪惡的繼母

362
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,515
穿那件薄到

363
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,585
      
364
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:44,555
一眼就能看透

366
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:48,726
-我啥都沒看到....
"斑鳩的聲音在我們境內也聽見了"

367
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:54,832
¶ SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER ¶

368
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:59,704
¶ WHERE BRIGHT ANGEL FEET HAVE TROD ¶

369
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:03,774
¶ WITH ITS CRYSTAL TIDE FOREVER ¶

370
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:08,446
¶ FLOWING BY THE THRONE OF GOD ¶

371
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,817
¶ YES, WE'LL GATHER AT THE RIVER ¶

372
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,722
¶ THE BEAUTIFUL, THE BEAUTIFUL RIVER ¶

373
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,193
¶ GATHER WITH THE SAINTS AT THE RIVER ¶

374
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,863
¶ THAT FLOWS BY THE THRONE OF GOD ¶

375
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:31,469
¶ ON THE MARGIN OF THE RIVER ¶

376
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:35,273
¶ WASHING UP ITS SILVER SPRAY ¶

377
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,308
¶ WE WILL WALK... ¶

378
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,210
我很難過

379
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,512
-我們來晚了          -沒關係

380
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,882
你來了就好

381
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:49,453
真希望能在看他一眼

382
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:53,925
真希望他能看到你的大腮鬍

383
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:58,529
¶ GATHER WITH THE SAINTS AT THE RIVER ¶

384
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,232
¶ THAT FLOWS BY THE THRONE OF GOD ¶

385
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:05,769
你外套有股怪味 (死龍蝦味)

386
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,507
         
387
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,795
   
388
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,840
我想說

389
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:48,246
我覺得我們該開始好好的討論如何處理遺產 

390
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,676

391
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,246

392
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,781
我到有個建議

393
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,984
我跟隨過老爸--

394
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:57,555
所以處理雜貨店他應該不反對--

395
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,555


396
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,390


397
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,660
-排骨好吃嗎?   -還不錯吃

398
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,962
可惜太小只 又不便宜

399
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,666
可能是小小豬的排骨

400
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,436
我的牛排可好吃了 

401
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,436

402
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,706
你的看起來很好吃--有什麼呢  班?

403
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,706

404
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:20,911
是油炸洋蔥嗎? 我猜吃吃起來有春天的感覺

405
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,911

406
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,949
要吃素可是有好多戒律

407
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,920
還有農場  除了那棟老房子      

408
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,920

409
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,890
主要還是150畝的土地

410
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,359
有必要現在就講嗎

411
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,928
拜託 史提夫 老老實實啃你的排骨吧 

412
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,801
沒人要喝酒嗎? 我車上倒有瓶好酒

413
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,801

414
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,004
-你到底在這幹嘛?   -我是他的司機

415
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:50,841
聽著 班 我希望只有我們家人來討論

416
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,078
那個女人 更別說你的司機都別來攪和

417
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,047

418
00:21:56,049 --> 00:22:01,752
我沒有惡意 我覺得你不適合處理這個

419
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,752

420
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:07,792
我知道你滿於現狀 如果你想到這些財產的真實價值--

421
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,792


422
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:18,703
老爸不在家而是被我們塞到地洞裡 這種回家的感覺還真怪 

423
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:18,703

424
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:22,473
泰瑞 或許現在真的不是時候--

425
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,473


426
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:28,379
我只想說你只需坐好 我來"照顧"你

427
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,379


428
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,514
這個我來"照顧"

429
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,918
敬"照顧"

430
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,725

431
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:44,061

432
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:47,698
你可住一晚 有人會幫你代班

433
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,698

434
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:54,038
你說黛莉兒? 喔 是 但我在這做啥?

435
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:54,038

436
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,808
你不希望我回去澆澆花嗎?

437
00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,808

438
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,478
我只想這一切趕快過去

439
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,048
你還得面對你那個麻煩的姐姐       

440
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,048


441
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,916
那你要留下來了?我還有個睡袋

442
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,085
我很好打發的

443
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,463
這是誰啊, 奧比旺(星際大戰的機器人)?你也要我留下嗎?

444
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,735
你還留著溜冰鞋喔

445
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:31,842

446
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,044

447
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,713

448
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,690
嘿

449
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:50,461
我正想跟妳說節哀順變

450
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,731
生命不就是那樣 對吧?

451
00:23:53,733 --> 00:24:00,738
我們親像海波浪 有起也有落 最後死在海灘上 (黃乙玲唱的)

452
00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:00,738

453
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:06,443
嗯 被妳形容得又美又自然 (說的比唱的好聽)

454
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:05,443

455
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:14,485
最好關上窗 天氣預測會有陣雨

456
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:14,485

457
00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:17,021
才怪 好久沒下了

458
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,757
這回妳成了氣象播報員

459
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,927
聽著 我不知還能待多久

460
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,927


461
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:26,630
我想一個人好好處理一些事

462
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,566
如果妳巴不得立刻走人

463
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:31,001
我能替妳訂到最早的班機

464
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,237
 
465
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:37,208
謝啦  但我盡量避免觸景生情

466
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,208
  
467
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:40,211
      
468
00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:47,485

469
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:59,163
噓---

470
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:06,237


471
00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:12,943

472
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:17,915

473
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:24,989

474
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,526

475
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,695
我所留下再多

476
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,598
財產

477
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,201
都無法

478
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,003
超過我的悲痛

479
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:43,107
安傑拉 妳是限定繼承人的遺囑執行人

480
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:46,010
從第一次我在店裡看到妳

481
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:49,213
帶著一群特教生校外教學

482
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,216
我就看出妳療愈他人心靈的力量

483
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,852
肯定會超脫世俗

484
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,620
要不是跟妳愛愛

485
00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:58,956
我早就不在人世

486
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,659
妳體貼的回形針式(愛愛姿勢)

487
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,627
妳晨間的濕潤

488
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:04,895
我的手指溫柔地...

489
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,630
夠了吧!

490
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:08,666
對阿 好鹹濕

491
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,734
再問一次  你在這裡幹嘛?

492
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,603
-他跟我一起     -我可以走人

493
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,238
-妳不也是帶他   -他是我老公!

494
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,875
拜託  別吵了?

495
00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,244
尊重亡者  尤其是好野人

496
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,313
沒關係 史蒂文森先生

497
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:24,048
剩下的等一下再念

498
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:30,321
關於安傑拉 依照她的願望

499
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:34,825
我留下曾與她共享的滿天星星

500
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:38,262
通通送給她一個人獨享


501
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,268
沒別的了?

502
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,103
還有

503
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,672
還有更多愛愛的..

504
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:51,008
不錯嘛

505
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,743
再來

506
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:55,312
關於泰瑞 我最愛的女兒

507
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,115
我留給她現金十萬

508
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:03,654
還有25萬元AA債券

509
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:07,958
如果她有小孩的話 就當作小孩的教育基金

510
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,958

511
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,160
馬上生一個

512
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:14,031
說到我的獨子 班 如果你有在的話
    
513
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,667
我將我的房子...

514
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,169
事業和所剩不動產

515
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,705
留給我兒子班

516
00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,408
-蝦米?   -別鬧了

517
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:27,378
包括農廠及144畝地

518
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,813
雜貨店的全部

519
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,049
還有整條街--

520
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,318
及剩下的所有資產

521
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,420
全部價值2百五十萬...

522
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:39,156
-喔 我地天啊    -我要透透氣

523
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,357


524
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,126
簡直是鬼扯蛋

525
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,661
拜託 泰瑞

526
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:44,862
他立遺囑時神智清醒嗎?

527
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:48,999
令尊人老卻沒癡呆

528
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:52,036
挖咧  這衣服讓我發癢--

529
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,872
都沒提到我嗎?

530
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,722
那可是一大筆錢

531
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:15,292
你是說2百五十萬?  差得遠喔

532
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,695
不是 親愛的 我說的是給我們的35萬

533
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,330
-是喔     -那妳為何不高興

534
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,366
妳還跟我說她會繼承一切

535
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,435
她一定另有他圖 相信我

536
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:28,906
黏著77歲老人五年卻什麼都不要

537
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,906

538
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:32,109
但遺囑說她要的就這些

539
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:35,979
那她為何那麼討厭我?

540
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:39,717
今天發生的一切真是太奇妙了

541
00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,717

542
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:41,251
感覺就像一夜致富

543
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,720
這是怎麼一回事?

544
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:46,323
你不好好慶祝一下? 我可要開始囉

545
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,323

546
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:49,860
-我不知道   -你不知道啥?

547
00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,462
咱們努力一輩子:

548
00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,497
就是為了讓你繼承家產

549
00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:56,400

550
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,402

551
00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,903

552
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:03,073
我們該做什麼好呢? 叫披薩好了

553
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:03,073

554
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:08,979
披薩店老闆會跟小弟說 通通送去貝克農場

555
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,044
 
556
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,979


557
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,315
丟給他一千塊

558
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:15,219
然後跟他說 留下披薩 滾回你的小豐田車吧

559
00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:15,219

560
00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,755
-一定會是這樣    -我不餓

561
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,990
整件事讓我很頭痛

562
00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,358
你怎麼這樣說?

563
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,127
你可是個地道的企管碩士耶

564
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,028
我不是 我討厭生意人

565
00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:28,499
如果你不學人家留鬍子 你必定是個大企業家

566
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,499

567
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:31,034
你就會靠鄉下雜貨店賺到很多錢

568
00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:32,903
我不要錢

569
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,239
你為何要那麼死腦筋呢

570
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:39,276
或許是你老爸給你的機會 讓你做想做的事

571
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,276


572
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:42,412
這是我老爸死了還想控制我

573
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,412

574
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:45,849
整件事讓我快發瘋了 覺得我這樣過日子一定有什麼不對勁

575
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,849


576
00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:47,518
但我現在很好 好嗎

577
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,853
我當然贊成你所說

578
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:53,290
聽著 我也得說說話

579
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,359
那我怎麼辦呢?

580
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:02,533
怎麼樣？

581
00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:05,102
-有什麼區別？   -我不想傷害妳

582
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:08,372
嗯，我不喜歡這樣生孩子 感覺像在做化療

583
00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,841
親愛的，妳老爸剛剛去世

584
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,075
然我要給妳打針(射精)

585
00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:15,579
如果讓妳不安...

586
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:18,282
我們還能怎麼辦呢？

587
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,083
       
588
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:22,386
妳還是很漂亮

589
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,855
謝啦

590
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,892
    
591
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,829
-抱歉      -我馬上就好!

592
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:34,531
妳真要走?   離開後要幹嘛?

593
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:37,835
我朋友有農場在紐約州北部

594
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:40,404
或許可以跟他們過一陣子

595
00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:46,076
去做自己的衣服嗎? 妳可以不用(穿)啊

596
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,076


597
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,379

598
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:53,517
事實上我是有學位的 也可能會回來繼續特教

599
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,517


600
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:57,221
妳得先為自己著想

601
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,460
妳真是可愛

602
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,963
什麼意思?

603
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,265
我知道前面那位貝克太太

604
00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:14,104
跟妳不是同類型的人

605
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:14,104


606
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,039
你嗑藥啦?

607
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,975
我的確常嗑

608
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:23,146
妳竟能跟那個又肥又醜的老頭愛愛

609
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,146

610
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:28,886
這樣的愛情或許讓別人跟你一樣覺得很奇怪

611
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,384


612
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:28,886


613
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,456
但山姆的確很喜歡他生命中的一切:

614
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:32,456

615
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:39,029
包括他的食物 農場 事業 當然還有他的老婆

616
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,029

617
00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:42,566
妳年輕時有想過會跟這樣的人嗎?

618
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,566


619
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,235
我不想聽你的

620
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:51,642
山姆需要我 對我很好 對我來說他夠棒的了

621
00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:51,642

622
00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:55,445
妳忘了我認識他比妳還久

623
00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,445

624
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,180
他都不跟他兒子講話了

625
00:31:57,182 --> 00:32:00,083
是班不跟他說話 這很傷他的心

626
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:05,656
你最好閃人去嗨吧

627
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:10,327
至少我們有人會忘記這段對話

628
00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:14,197

629
00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:26,009
          [J.S. Bach's
     <i> Air on the G String]</i>

630
00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:33,083

631
00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:55,605

632
00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,616
親愛的 你在外面幹嘛?

633
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,352
整理這些玩具免得壓死草坪

634
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:11,521
馬上就進去

635
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,190
麼東西著火了?

636
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,725
我聞到煙味

637
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,698

638
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:28,772
             
639
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:32,142

640
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:35,145
-早阿   -早

641
00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:36,580
想吃蛋的話我幫你弄

642
00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:39,116
上面會有血斑嗎?

643
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:41,351
這都是自家養的雞生的蛋

644
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,186
那就一定會有血斑

645
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,422
各位請坐好嗎?

646
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,424
坐下坐下

647
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,359
快坐下!

648
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,094
我過了一個令人難以置信的夜晚

649
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:52,763
這真是上帝降福給我

650
00:33:52,765 --> 00:33:55,165
達拉斯，我不知道怎麼感謝你才好

651
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,533
你還好吧?

652
00:33:56,535 --> 00:34:00,437
好得不能再好

653
00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,437


654
00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,372
史提夫說的對 這是我的機會

655
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,341
當然，我不能獨自做這些

656
00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:06,109
我想從雜貨店拿些錢

657
00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:10,647
設立一個提供學習與自然恢復平衡的機構

658
00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:10,647

659
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,483
教些園藝，農業，水產養殖

660
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,785
安傑拉妳知道我在說啥

661
00:34:14,787 --> 00:34:17,687
妳可以教些清潔或關於女人之類的

662
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,687

663
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,089
史提夫,如果我們要建立一個小區

664
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:22,726
我們就得有個電視台 你來負責

665
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,726

666
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,694
聽起來很不錯喔

667
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:28,231
看來你沒什麼睡嘛

668
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:31,268
何不坐下吃個早餐 好好談談這個計劃

669
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,268

670
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:34,538
我要讓這個社會煥然一新

671
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,538


672
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,839
-嗯    -我不餓

673
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:40,243
我還要寫個聲明

674
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,449
是不是常常這樣?

675
00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,517
他常常不知道自己在幹嘛

676
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:50,187
我去一下就回來

677
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,124
嘿 天才要開工囉

678
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:57,828
我要用蘇格拉底的方法來架構雅典人的柏拉圖學校,

679
00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:57,828


680
00:34:57,830 --> 00:35:02,499
比較像是佛教 你不用那麼緊張

681
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,499


682
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,434
我不知道你想幹嘛

683
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:08,205
是你告訴我我老爸想讓我做想做的事

684
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,205

685
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,773
我不會忘了你!

686
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,842
我一直在想電視台的事

687
00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:15,312
我想到我的計劃就很興奮

688
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,312

689
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:19,616
這計劃不會失去雜貨店 農場還有這間房子

690
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:19,616


691
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:23,253
這不是禮物 而是你該得的

692
00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:27,858
這計劃很讓人心動 但我覺得 你不夠力去...

693
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,858

694
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,693
要開始還有一大段路要走

695
00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:32,162
不 還不能開始

696
00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,864

697
00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:35,799
糟了 管家婆來了

698
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,707
妳還不走啊?

699
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:47,377
妳在氣什麼?

700
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:51,815
這是我媽專用的

701
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,183
我想讓你放輕鬆

702
00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,851
我得保持清醒

703
00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:58,288
-我要趕快寫下來  -拜託 你快失控啦 快哈點解渴

704
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,288


705
00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,390
太好了

706
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,325
我婚禮上那幕又來了

707
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:06,730
你在幹嘛? 偏偏在這節骨眼上!

708
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,730

709
00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:08,932
-嗑藥不是辦法!   -我就是說這個阿

710
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,767
謝天謝地妳來了，這我可沒辦法

711
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,636
請你出去

712
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,337
-我要跟我弟弟談談    -他不想談

713
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,805
我正想談 我有個計劃要...

714
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,374
班 別跟她說你的計劃

715
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,442
史提夫 我寧可你不參與

716
00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:21,878
都怪你最近害我弟變胖 失業

717
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,515
還留個不倫不類的大鬍子

718
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,185
-別這樣說他     -沒關係 沒關係

719
00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:35,892
妳知道嗎 泰瑞?我正想讓妳來處理妳們家的喪親之痛

720
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,756

721
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:35,892

722
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:42,899
他根本不瞭解

723
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:46,336
你做的任何決定都很重要

724
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:47,871
 -難道我不知道?     -我知道!

725
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,973
我昨天被嚇壞了 

726
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,708
也把我嚇倒了!

727
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,376
但讓我忽然想到

728
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:58,648
這一切只是生命中重生重建的一部份

729
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,648

730
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,351
對阿 沒錯

731
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:07,390
讓我們就像蛹從幼蟲變成蟲 脫皮 然後被吃掉

732
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,688

733
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:07,390

734
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,693
你在說什麼東東?

735
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:14,998
我要好好活用這些資產 我要撥亂反正 正本清源

736
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,829

737
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,998
 
738
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:20,604
何不讓我規劃我的財務 可以養你八個月

739
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,604

740
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:23,273
這些是老爸在在你負氣離家後所賺的

741
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,975
我知道妳在說什麼 但我們現在談的是錢

742
00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:27,544
並不代表老爸愛我咖多

743
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,246
你說什麼?

744
00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:30,981
並不代表老爸愛我咖多

745
00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:33,350
他根本..不愛你

746
00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:36,386
會吵的小孩有糖吃 就像你一樣

747
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:44,494
如果我是你 我還不會急著去改變世界

748
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:44,494

749
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,936
哈囉!

750
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,404
有人在嗎?

751
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,873
我要走了喔

752
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:09,319
班! 班!

753
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:13,556
我在樓上

754
00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:18,762
看看你 活像個眺望的船長  -是阿

755
00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,762
            

756
00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:23,767
我得回去上班 週末我一定來

757
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,767


758
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,836
-你想到就打給我      -喔 我會的

759
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:30,307
我很快就會打你給 撥款給你

760
00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:34,044
嘿 你還不要真的著手開動阿

761
00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:37,881
嘿 兄弟 我愛你啦

762
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,850
洗個澡 好嗎?

763
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:44,621


764
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,626
等等 你要走啦?

765
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:51,728
是阿

766
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:54,364
我正想找妳跟妳說謝謝這個派

767
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,933
-那是晚餐   -好的 我的晚餐

768
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,601
是我們大家的

769
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,470
我還以為是妳為我準備的

770
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:04,574
我不是要跟你還派 我只是--覺得你比我還瞭解班

771
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,574

772
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:06,509
他自已在家可以嗎?

773
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,978
他自己? 難道妳要走了嗎?

774
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,714
我是說妳要丟下上面那個可憐蟲不管嗎?

775
00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:12,916
-所以說他還不行囉?   -他好得很

776
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:18,455
他不過是剛喪父　需要吃藥控制情緒


777
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,455


778
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:23,660
他不會真的怎麼樣　況且他還是個成年人

779
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,660


780
00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:26,363
雖然妳沒有義務那樣做

781
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,431
但我得趕4:30的氣象報告

782
00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:31,368
妳多留兩三周不行嗎?

783
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,803
之後妳想幹嘛都行

784
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:37,073
你是說要我帶智障兒?

785
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,042
現在變智障兒了

786
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,444
妳真的有打算做什麼嗎?

787
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,117
我想準備搬出去

788
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:48,785
-那好     -一周內你就得回來

789
00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,387
我是不會收養他的

790
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:53,523
很好 我留給妳我的號碼

791
00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:59,162
有急事可以打給我 妳知道電視上可以看到我吧?

792
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,162

793
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,765

794
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,834
實際上山姆還曾誇過你

795
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:07,570
我想他很喜歡你 只是沒表達出來

796
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:12,075
是阿 總是說我幹傻事

797
00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:15,445
大家忘了他也不喜歡愛爾蘭人

798
00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:15,445

799
00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:17,714

800
00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:22,786
妳不會因為我獨吞派就懷恨在心吧?

801
00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,786

802
00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,187
他要待在上面多久啊?

803
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,755
我哪知阿

804
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,648
-嘿        -嘿

805
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,216
還可以吧?

806
00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,819
還好吧

807
00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:57,487
這些只是暫時的 對吧?

808
00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:03,493
安傑拉 妳知道 當妳決定要跟一個老老頭廝守 就不可能會是終身

809
00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:03,493

810
00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:05,628
妳真多情

811
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:08,998
我要說的是妳歷經這些後

812
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,234
不要婉拒跟妳同齡的男人

813
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:12,836
妳得向前看

814
00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,073
班要我到處貼這個

815
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:19,509
我倒是認識幾個不滿現狀的人

816
00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:23,813
媽 薩姆在外面 要跟妳算賬

817
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,813

818
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,584
我有事要忙 我得掛了

819
00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:29,519
好

820
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,221
-哈囉 泰瑞  -早阿 陽光

821
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:39,829
他不在就不好過了?

822
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,832
是阿 想辦法把自己弄忙

823
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,002
呃 班要--

824
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,605
天啊 妳不要也栽進去

825
00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:50,206
我現在跟他住 泰瑞

826
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,776
可沒人要妳這樣 但我很驚訝妳還在這

827
00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:53,776

828
00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:54,978
還想搭上另個男人

829
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:59,916
拜託 別那麼說!我當妳是心情不好才這麼說

830
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,916


831
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:06,789
妳最近常常出入我家 然後告訴每個人怎麼做

832
00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:04,254


833
00:42:04,256 --> 00:42:06,789


834
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,958
-才不是那樣!   -妳還說服我老爸

835
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,894
丟下蒸蒸日上的事業

836
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:13,897
"享受就趁現在! 生命就是生活!"

837
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:18,635
天哪!都幾歲的人了 還叫他去上又是瑜珈又是吉他...

838
00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:18,635

839
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:21,237
-妳不相信人會成長! -妳就不會阿!

840
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:25,208
妳是牆頭草 兩邊倒

841
00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,208

842
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:29,045
真搞不過妳 我要走了

843
00:42:27,812 --> 00:42:29,045

844
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,648
有人只會假慈悲

845
00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:37,854
我還曾經以為妳是個好人 至少不壞


846
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,854


847
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:42,659
我是阿

848
00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:45,828
渡假好玩嗎?

849
00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,764
-哪是渡假阿    -喔

850
00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:49,232
你的眼睛怎麼了?

851
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,867
黛莉兒把觀眾來信拿來

852
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,268
是那個嗎?

853
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:56,205
只有一封來自自助餐廳的員工

854
00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:56,205

855
00:42:56,207 --> 00:43:00,109
電台認為一封就代表一千個觀眾

856
00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,109

857
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:02,345
她做了什麼好事嗎?

858
00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,813
嘿 這是什麼

859
00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:05,048
幾天前流浪漢的打架事件嗎?

860
00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:06,349
做得不錯喔

861
00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,885
那你認識他嗎?

862
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:13,723
如果你請人家喝杯咖啡 你們很快就會成為好朋友

863
00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:13,723

864
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,091
我眼睛有怎樣嗎?

865
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,693
還有30秒

866
00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,595
再藍就違法了

867
00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,930
正合我意

868
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,932
1234567

869
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,335
你怎沒有白齒托盤?

870
00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:28,771
那我不能在這過夜

871
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:37,680
越來越難迎合觀眾胃口了

872
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,680


873
00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:45,688
你不在的整個週末保羅帶我去馬沙島看他的房子

874
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,953

875
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,688

876
00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:48,625
那有一堆看來很蠢的房子 

877
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:51,928
觀光客喜歡在那待一整年

878
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,764

879
00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:56,933
保羅知道這行不能幹久

880
00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:01,904
所以我們得瞭解 這不是可靠的吃飯傢伙

881
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,904

882
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:07,310
是阿 我知道 幸好我早就開始規劃

883
00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,310

884
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:10,013
有人說你中了球賽簽賭

885
00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:18,054
也不盡然啦 是我最近有筆土地進帳 

886
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:16,252

887
00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:18,054

888
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,989
我不信

889
00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:25,094
謝謝你的便車

890
00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:29,332
這就是為什麼我會不滿及厭倦

891
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,100
對不起借過一下

892
00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:32,335
我剛好經過

893
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,337
請坐 加入我們

894
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:41,144
各位 這是我的繼母安傑拉

895
00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:48,117
我們是不是見過?

896
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,353
喔 妳好白喔

897
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,755
我們還是專心聽好了

898
00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:57,694
如果我們建立一個非營利小區

899
00:44:57,696 --> 00:45:00,863
我們可以從此獲取稅收利益

900
00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:05,702
讓我們一生生老病死都在這

901
00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:05,702


902
00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:11,274
這就是我所謂的"亞米茄小區"

903
00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,376
我不愛攪和 但--

904
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,245
人人都有發言權

905
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:19,382
"亞米茄小區" 聽起來好像 "亞米茄機構"

906
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:25,788
一個有環保 精神再造功能的組織

907
00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:25,788

908
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:28,725
什麼都有

909
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:34,063
不是光有名字 還要身體力行

910
00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:34,063

911
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:38,000
看來亞米茄小區已經有了 我們在弄一個會不會違法...

912
00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,000

913
00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:40,470
小賈 我們不是在討論合不合法!

914
00:45:40,472 --> 00:45:44,207
我在這裡成長 那邊農場的亞米希人

915
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,207


916
00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:51,114
沒有選舉 不用當兵 不用就學

917
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,777

918
00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:51,114

919
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:59,188
這邊的人卻都得乖乖遵守!

920
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:59,188

921
00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:05,895
你要當別人的標竿

922
00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:10,800
我有親戚在俄勒岡 就跟班說的那樣

923
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,800

924
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,208
我在萬豪酒店怎沒看過妳

925
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,144
喔 我本不回去的

926
00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:24,046
妳真想回去獨守空閨嗎?

927
00:46:24,048 --> 00:46:28,417
切斯特明天才出院回家對吧?

928
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,417

929
00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:35,124
他叫"克雷倫斯" 今天出院了 我媽在看顧他

930
00:46:30,522 --> 00:46:32,522

931
00:46:32,524 --> 00:46:35,124

932
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,993
你可是不可多得的傾訴對像

933
00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:40,496
妳實在實在有夠漂亮

934
00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:48,004

935
00:46:48,006 --> 00:46:49,572
我想該走了

936
00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:51,507
我會很快的

937
00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:53,142

938
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,944
妳有把我的電話號碼給別人嗎?

939
00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:56,579
-我連你的號碼都沒--   -噓 等一下

940
00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:57,980
喂

941
00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:59,382
呃

942
00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:01,150
很抱歉打擾你

943
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:04,187
班還好 是我們收到法院通知

944
00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:05,588
泰瑞對遺囑有異議

945
00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:07,123
怎麼會?

946
00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,991
這是怎麼一回事啊?

947
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,993
要舉行聽證會

948
00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:12,328
要討論關於班的處理資產能力

949
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,363
還要要求他看精神醫生

950
00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:15,965
你相信竟有這種事嗎?

951
00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:18,601
明早我要幹掉銀行會計

952
00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:21,170
先知都是孤獨的

953
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:26,342
就像伽利略 蘇格拉底 或耶穌

954
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,342

955
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:30,313
但我告訴你 我姊姊的貪婪

956
00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:32,849
阻擋不了我的改革計劃!

957
00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:32,849

958
00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:36,118
不不不 你得冷靜  找個律師

959
00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,118

960
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,921
律什麼師 我發瘋不成?

961
00:47:38,923 --> 00:47:43,626
快去看精神科醫生 否則錢就要被他們搶走了

962
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:43,626

963
00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:45,995
我可以找我的律師阿?

964
00:47:45,997 --> 00:47:47,263
那就趕快去啊

965
00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:50,566
我得去準備抗辯書

966
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:50,566

967
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:53,169
他們休想得逞

968
00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:54,570

969
00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:00,910
你還在聽嗎?

970
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:02,111
是阿

971
00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:03,579
還有其他要命的事嗎?

972
00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,915
情況越變越緊張

973
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:09,619
扯入的人越來越多

974
00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:13,022
妳跟我嗎?

975
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:18,394
不是 我是說一些痞子 店裡還有法院的事

976
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:18,394

977
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:22,064
我想辦法安撫他 他還是很激動  

978
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,064

979
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:25,668
還好能打電話給你

980
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,536
妳可以一直打阿

981
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,440
-我要走了  -是該走了

982
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,910
啊 那裡有別人嗎?

983
00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:37,013
沒阿 只有我

984
00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:38,247
現在是了

985
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,949
我很抱歉

986
00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:47,323
沒關係 妳只是做好妳的工作 我也是

987
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:47,323

988
00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:50,660
我真不瞭解他

989
00:48:50,662 --> 00:48:54,530
他就是動不動就爆發的班 

990
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:54,530


991
00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:56,699
妳不認識他媽

992
00:48:56,701 --> 00:49:00,603
他就像他媽

993
00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,305
是阿 山姆曾說過

994
00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:07,076
沒有什麼比得上母愛

995
00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,076

996
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:11,047
像我爸是保險公司的精算師

997
00:49:08,513 --> 00:49:11,047

998
00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:14,250
他上班時死掉時 我還在寄宿學校

999
00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:18,220
喔 聽來跟山姆同齡嗎?

1000
00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:20,356
-什麼?    -所以妳就有戀父情結囉

1001
00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:23,259

1002
00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:25,261
他到底行不行啊?

1003
00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:27,063
跟平常一樣

1004
00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:32,401
最好的辦法就是一直給他吃 食物是他最好的止痛藥

1005
00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,401

1006
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:34,637
妳也可以試試喔

1007
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:40,977
船到橋頭自然直 對吧?

1008
00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:45,014
嗯 我不確定

1009
00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:00,663
那  晚安囉

1010
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:04,567
晚安

1011
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:31,494

1012
00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:49,145
喔! 喔! 喔!

1013
00:50:52,449 --> 00:50:54,450
喔!

1014
00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:56,185

1015
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,588
班?

1016
00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:00,790
班?

1017
00:51:00,792 --> 00:51:02,458
他好了沒?

1018
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,061
班 泰瑞來了!

1019
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,729
不敢相信妳會鬧上法庭

1020
00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:09,331
我也不敢相信妳還沒走

1021
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,233
班?

1022
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,769
班 我們要去看醫生 好嗎?

1023
00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:17,373
不會怎樣--

1024
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,508
班?

1025
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,214
太好了

1026
00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:35,391


1027
00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:38,127
怎麼都出來了?

1028
00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:42,798
你好

1029
00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:49,638
真不好意一直麻煩你

1030
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:53,876
我覺得你給人家造成很大的麻煩

1031
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,876


1032
00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:59,648
我只想讚美靠這片土地維生的人們

1033
00:51:57,548 --> 00:51:59,648


1034
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:01,817
他們不識戰爭或污染

1035
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:05,788
但我告訴你 所有土地被我們耗盡時

1036
00:52:03,821 --> 00:52:05,788


1037
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:10,392
就僅存上帝所在的這10平方哩的地

1038
00:52:07,859 --> 00:52:10,392

1039
00:52:10,394 --> 00:52:12,428
你為什麼要光著屁股?

1040
00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:15,164
我不想再聞到化學味

1041
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,133
那不是化學味  是你的體臭

1042
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:19,702
因為你都不洗澡

1043
00:52:19,704 --> 00:52:22,705
還糟蹋我買給你的所有衣服

1044
00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:24,273
-原本你很愛的 -我再也不愛了

1045
00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:25,708
讓我們算算

1046
00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:30,813
如果我是地主 由於你的不當或不法行為 

1047
00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,813


1048
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:33,682
我會因為要坐馬車慢慢的到城裡報警

1049
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,682

1050
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,684
而向你求償兩小時的農作損失

1051
00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,386

1052
00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:39,722
不對!  我們還沒講完!

1053
00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:44,426
我不能再說了 人家不歡迎我們

1054
00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:44,426

1055
00:52:44,428 --> 00:52:49,165
還好他們很和善才被你卡在這兒像人質

1056
00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:49,165

1057
00:52:59,776 --> 00:53:03,779
是喔 我沒-- 我沒那個意思...我不...

1058
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,779

1059
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:06,182
班 你最好穿著圍裙

1060
00:53:08,718 --> 00:53:11,620
我們走

1061
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:13,789
對 開汽水的撇步

1062
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:16,892
就是死命地搖  搖   搖

1063
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:20,229
-要搭便車嗎?  -要

1064
00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,229

1065
00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:29,738
下次要上高速公路時 記得叫消防車幫你開道

1066
00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,738

1067
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:32,675
我會的  我道歉  我有點恍神了

1068
00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,675

1069
00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:34,977
我鄭重的道歉 由德先生

1070
00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:38,247
妳也節哀順變

1071
00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:41,483
謝謝 我們很懷念他

1072
00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:45,654
他很幸運活那麼久 還有個懂事的女兒

1073
00:53:43,988 --> 00:53:45,654

1074
00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:53,696
他一直無私無我的照顧整個家

1075
00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:53,696

1076
00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:56,532
生不出孩子你會怎辦?

1077
00:53:56,534 --> 00:54:00,436
我會向上帝祈禱

1078
00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:03,272
那如果不信仰上帝呢?

1079
00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:08,010
或許就是那樣所以妳生不出阿

1080
00:54:11,815 --> 00:54:15,451

1081
00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:17,786
說真的 班 你簡直要搞死我了

1082
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:20,389
我的非凡心智顯然威脅到他們

1083
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,658
-你說他們?     -我說的是整個社會

1084
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,493
只因我拒絕

1085
00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:25,861
所有不良的影響

1086
00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,663
你愛怎麼樣就怎樣

1087
00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:28,897
我無所謂

1088
00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:31,734
但你不可再光著屁股到處跑

1089
00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:33,435
我是驚慌失措了

1090
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,272
沒有什麼可全信

1091
00:54:36,274 --> 00:54:37,773
牢牢記住「承諾」

1092
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,008
下次我會

1093
00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:43,445
如果真的上法院 他們會要你賠到破產

1094
00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:41,910

1095
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,445

1096
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:46,048
他們會強制你吃藥 然後把你關起來

1097
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,048

1098
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:47,449

1099
00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,385
我們在裡面討論

1100
00:54:49,387 --> 00:54:51,487
-有誰餓了?      -沒有

1101
00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,489
我要走了

1102
00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:55,057
班 你還好嗎?

1103
00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,558
不知道

1104
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,427
我感覺有點緊張

1105
00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:00,062
緊張的是我  你是瘋了

1106
00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:03,299
說緊張也行  或許會給我們力量

1107
00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:05,734
晚安了

1108
00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:13,776

1109
00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:17,813
你因公然猥褻被關了幾次

1110
00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:17,813

1111
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:23,452
這裡你說你的職業是"小農"

1112
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:23,452

1113
00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:26,488
我也瞭解你從不接受藥物治療

1114
00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:33,862
你說抗躁鬱藥嗎?大部分人都有建議啦

1115
00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:33,862

1116
00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:36,498
我想用類似穩定情緒的藥

1117
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,835
這是最有效的醫療方式

1118
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,835

1119
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,905
我知道 不要抗拒藥物的好處

1120
00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:46,675
我們把鹽巴的好處撒在麥當勞的薯條上

1121
00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:46,675

1122
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,610
直到早晨口水流乾而死

1123
00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:50,045


1124
00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:52,348
然後推著手推車穿過超市

1125
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:57,953
把淹在血盤裡的肉丟進去

1126
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:57,953

1127
00:55:57,955 --> 00:55:59,855
說得很生動

1128
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,491
如果要的話我不會吃那個

1129
00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:04,526
我會吃那個讓我

1130
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:07,062
思緒更清晰 更果斷 

1131
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:09,965
讓我全身細胞都活起來

1132
00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:11,467
但大麻是化學的

1133
00:56:11,469 --> 00:56:13,502
既環保又自然

1134
00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:16,472
但這是治療你症狀的藥

1135
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,472

1136
00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:20,142
就像去開房間 或下班回家

1137
00:56:18,642 --> 00:56:20,142

1138
00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:22,444
或家裡來訪客時 都會嗑藥

1139
00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:27,049
嗑藥建立整個社交文化

1140
00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:30,953
就像發明文字前就有啤酒一樣

1141
00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:33,088
我現在要問你一些問題

1142
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:36,158
你只需回答是或不是 好嗎?

1143
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:41,997
外面有沒有令你激動的事物?

1144
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:41,997


1145
00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:46,535
你常聽到怪聲嗎?

1146
00:56:48,671 --> 00:56:50,672
你現在害怕嗎?

1147
00:56:54,711 --> 00:56:58,747
有時感覺很棒

1148
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,583
有時感覺很糟

1149
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:05,053
我此時感覺很棒是我居然還活著 

1150
00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:09,691
但你不問我喪父的感覺 讓我感覺很糟

1151

1152
00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:11,126
喔 那 再來--

1153
00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:13,629
我感覺很孤單

1154
00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,864
還好有史提夫

1155
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,904
那你認為你為何會在這裡?

1156
00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:27,209
因為我中了彩券

1157
00:57:27,211 --> 00:57:32,047
人人都想分一杯羹

1158
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,649
現在用他的帶A同花反擊

1159
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:36,685
加注八萬翻牌

1160
00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:37,986
他必須--

1161
00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:39,087

1162
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,201
對 對 趕快脫光光

1163
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:01,910
不

1164
00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:06,048
去 去 去ＸＸ!

1165
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,983

1166
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,487
你看看 好大一顆

1167
00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:13,222
樹葉果實掉得到處都是

1168
00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:14,957
你必須砍掉

1169
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:16,992
可是我們的大樓就叫"橡樹"

1170
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:18,627
現就只剩有這一顆了

1171
00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:20,262
就是這棵樹

1172
00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:22,197
擋住了全部自然景觀

1173
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:24,933
還降低我房子的價值

1174
00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:29,271
你要的話我會發起聯署 相信大家想法跟我一樣

1175
00:58:27,238 --> 00:58:29,271

1176
00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:33,175
那些垃圾還會讓人生病

1177
00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:34,776
我看看怎麼辦

1178
00:58:34,778 --> 00:58:36,945
很好 就拜託你啦

1179
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:40,215
喔 對了 史提夫 謝謝你的金鶯隊的票

1180
00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:42,217
舉手之勞 不用客氣啦

1181
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:52,294
這裡剛好是我的專業

1182
00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:59,001
別再跟我死爭活辯

1183
00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:00,669
-因為我不會去      -班 ?

1184
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,604
一開始我們都同意

1185
00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:04,172
所以應該這樣 

1186
00:59:04,174 --> 00:59:06,141
而非誰得到最多 它--


1187
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:09,077
班 誰跟你在裡面?

1188
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:10,279
嘿

1189
00:59:10,281 --> 00:59:12,147
你在講電話嗎?

1190
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:14,249
沒阿

1191
00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:26,261
我所寫的診斷是典型雙向障礙

1192
00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:28,263
有分裂傾向的快感

1193
00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:31,300
你看吧 我就說嘛

1194
00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:33,302
所以 文森醫生 依你的評估

1195
00:59:33,304 --> 00:59:36,638
你認為貝克先生無法理解

1196
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,907
他行為的後果嗎?

1197
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,709
是的

1198
00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:42,744
我們提問完畢 庭上

1199
00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,980
貝克先生

1200
00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:48,717
你一直很難分辨現實或假象嗎?

1202
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:50,319
一輩子都是

1203
00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:54,022
嗯

1204
00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:56,158
看來很嚴重喔

1205
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,859
你覺得他會

1206
00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:01,730
危及自己或他人嗎?

1207
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:03,765
其實，現在來說

1208
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:05,334
我覺得不會

1209
01:00:05,336 --> 01:00:07,903
當然其它時候很有可能會

1210
01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:09,771
這樣的話 我就要宣判了

1211
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,707
貝克先生 柯特太太

1212
01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:14,142
我接受文森醫生的意見

1213
01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:16,078
宣判貝克先生--

1214
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,013
很抱歉我要當你不在這來宣判

1215
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:21,817
當然這11張手稿幫不上忙 孩子

1216
01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:25,621
他有嚴重的精神障礙

1217
01:00:25,623 --> 01:00:27,756
可能無能力

1218
01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:30,025
處理他的財務

1219
01:00:30,027 --> 01:00:35,864
但是 只要他不傷害任何人

1220
01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,864

1221
01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:38,033
他愛怎樣就怎樣

1222
01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:39,401

1223
01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:41,303
庭上 你不瞭解

1224
01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:45,941
法律說得很清楚 就算妳爸要把遺產給他的愛犬

1225
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:45,941


1226
01:00:45,943 --> 01:00:50,746
政府也要遵守死者的要求

1227
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:50,746

1228
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:54,883
班 我發誓會盯著你

1229
01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:56,785
不是 我才要盯著妳!

1230
01:00:56,787 --> 01:00:58,787
每次我以為你瘋了

1231
01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:01,890
司法就會解救你

1232
01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:03,892


1233
01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:05,227
喔!

1234
01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:06,995
這不是棒那什麼叫棒?

1235
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,965
這時不喝威士忌哪時喝阿?

1236
01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:11,266
我可以買下所有東西

1237
01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:13,969
酒保 我請大家喝酒

1238
01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:15,704
老兄謝啦! -耶!

1239
01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:17,205

1240
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:19,107
我不會請大家喝

1241
01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:21,710
他只請他自己

1242
01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:24,079
我剛說啥?

1243
01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:25,914
嘿

1244
01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:30,285
我媽跟我說了 恭喜阿 -喔 謝謝

1245
01:01:28,786 --> 01:01:30,285

1246
01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:32,154

1247
01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,455
這是我朋友史提夫

1248
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,357
-這是傑德       -嗨

1249
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,925
他是亞米加小區的行政主管

1250
01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:38,460

1251
01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:44,700
我應該跟你們恭喜 再來啤酒

1252
01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:44,700

1253
01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:48,203
從裡改變社會

1254
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:52,040
猶如線蟲咬食它的小腸

1255
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:54,976
吸取養分

1256
01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:57,813
變得越來越強壯

1257
01:01:57,815 --> 01:02:00,315
那好 我讓你們倆好好慶祝

1258
01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:03,085
傑德 你媽能帶你們回家嗎?

1259
01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:06,354
我媽是個瞎子

1260
01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:09,157
我要牢記此時此刻

1261
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,393


1262
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:15,897
¶ WALKING ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON ¶

1263
01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,365
¶ I'M A LOSER, I'M A BOOZER ¶

1264
01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:18,867

1265
01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:22,404
 [Boston's<i> Foreplay/Long Time]</i>

1266
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:25,207
¶ I SHOULD BE GOING YEAH ¶

1267
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:28,310
¶ AND TIME DOESN'T WAIT FOR ME ¶

1268
01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:33,782
¶ IT KEEPS ON ROLLING ¶

1269
01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:36,852
¶ SAIL ON ¶

1270
01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:40,355
¶ ON A DISTANT HIGHWAY YEAH ¶

1271
01:02:40,357 --> 01:02:42,090
你慶祝完了嗎?

1272
01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:44,960
妳得出來看看這個

1273
01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:47,529
-班呢?    -還在那裡

1274
01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:50,198
看看這些星星

1275
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,767
看到了嗎?

1276
01:02:51,769 --> 01:02:54,236
有阿

1277
01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:57,239
是阿 我看到了 真燦爛

1278
01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:01,209

1279
01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:03,545
¶ WELL, I'M TAKING MY TIME ¶

1280
01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:06,481
¶ I'M JUST MOVING ON ¶

1281
01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:09,417
    ¶ YOU'LL FORGET ABOUT ME
     AFTER I'VE BEEN GONE ¶

1282
01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:11,520
¶ AND I TAKE WHAT I FIND ¶

1283
01:03:11,522 --> 01:03:13,321
你真會跳嗎?

1284
01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:16,458
不知不覺的

1285
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,094

1286
01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:21,363
¶ YEAH-AH ¶

1287
01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:23,832

1288
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:25,133
過來啊

1289
01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:38,413
這是什麼?

1290
01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:40,148
什麼"這"阿 "那"的?

1291
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,018
別裝傻

1292
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:47,255
在這跟妳 妳的臉

1293
01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:47,255

1294
01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:49,391

1295
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,059
不知你在說啥

1296
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,961
因為妳喜歡我

1297
01:04:03,472 --> 01:04:06,975
怎麼啦?

1298
01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:09,244
要再親一次 還是要打我 還是怎樣

1299
01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:12,013
我們可以好好感覺此刻良辰美景

1300
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:16,284
或是更進一步

1301
01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:18,320
更進一步嗎?

1302
01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:21,122
我不知道

1303
01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:22,357
我不瞭解你

1304
01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:28,029
喔 我知道不太好 可是這就是"原來的我"

1305
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:28,029

1306
01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:32,100
我本性善良 我會改掉壞習慣... 

1307
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,100

1308
01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:35,036
你有點茫 你總是茫茫然

1309
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:38,573
其實我是醉了 況且 我本來就是這樣

1310
01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,573

1311
01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:42,410
我的徵友廣告寫著"愛在風花雪月" 就是這個意思

1312
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,410

1313
01:04:42,412 --> 01:04:48,550
無論在哪 我盡力享盡人生

1314
01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,381


1315
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,550


1316
01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,318
聽來很奇怪

1317
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:56,424
有誰像你那麼會享受 卻又想避開人群?

1318
01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:56,424

1319
01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,126
我喜歡妳

1320
01:04:58,128 --> 01:05:03,632
我猜你因為最近十年沒跟人交往 變得有些孤僻

1321
01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:03,632

1322
01:05:03,634 --> 01:05:08,503
我猜你內心有某種失落感

1323
01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,503

1324
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:11,439
但隱藏在你迷人的面紗下

1325
01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:14,376
隔離別人想真心交往

1326
01:05:14,378 --> 01:05:16,978
我不會這樣

1327
01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:19,147
妳覺得我很迷人?

1328
01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:29,591
把話說清楚 如果我沒醉 妳會接受嗎?

1329
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:29,591

1330
01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,259
晚安啦

1331
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:34,262

1332
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:41,336

1333
01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:56,117
人們把環境當廁所來用 任意傾倒垃圾

1334
01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:56,117

1335
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,520
然後沖掉就看不見了

1336
01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:01,423
你以為你是誰?

1337
01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:02,657
有何指教?

1338
01:06:02,659 --> 01:06:08,196
有人意外發點小財 就以為可以大放厥詞

1339
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:08,196

1340
01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:10,131
你仍然是個廢物

1341
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,533
什麼?

1342
01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:13,435
你這個暴露狂

1343
01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:16,137
根本搞不出啥名堂

1344
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:17,539
因為你本來就是個

1345
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,740
廢物

1346
01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:22,043

1347
01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:24,045

1348
01:06:24,047 --> 01:06:25,380
你是誰?

1349
01:06:25,382 --> 01:06:27,248
你以為你是誰?

1350
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:31,286
-喔 天啊!        -地阿!

1351
01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:31,286

1352
01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:32,520
嘿 你搞什麼鬼阿?

1353
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,055
你沒聽到他怎麼說我嗎?

1354
01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,690
-我只是點啤酒阿    -班 我有聽到

1355
01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:39,527
-他確是這麼說的   -你這個神經病

1356
01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,527

1357
01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:42,230
¶ GET AFTER YOUR HEART ¶

1358
01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:45,266
¶ AND HOLD YOU GENTLY BY YOUR HAND ¶         

1359
01:06:45,268 --> 01:06:46,434

1360
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:57,112
你去看醫生 我去跟史洛肯談

1361
01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:59,514
他還好嗎?

1362
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:03,218
還好吧 就縫了幾針

1363
01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,720
跟她說我真的很抱歉

1364
01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,657
索羅門 我跟你老爸說話時你為何不坐好

1365
01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:11,393
你為何不乖乖坐好?

1366
01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:14,562
班 等等我要跟你談談

1367
01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:18,366
我去拿兩杯咖啡 然後來載你回家

1368
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:18,366


1369
01:07:30,446 --> 01:07:31,813
嘿

1370
01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:34,349
嗨

1371
01:07:36,185 --> 01:07:38,053
你看過這爛東西嗎?

1372
01:07:38,055 --> 01:07:41,222
每本刊物長的都一個樣

1373
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,324
或許吧

1374
01:07:43,326 --> 01:07:44,793
你看看

1375
01:07:44,795 --> 01:07:47,595
在孤島上你要牙刷幹嘛?

1376
01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:57,172
你來幹嘛?

1377
01:07:57,174 --> 01:08:01,142
因為我跟上帝打屁

1378
01:08:01,144 --> 01:08:03,511
喔 真的?

1379
01:08:06,649 --> 01:08:08,817
那你來幹嘛?

1380
01:08:08,819 --> 01:08:11,419
我喔?  不知

1381
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:18,460
他們要我吃藥 變得像平常人

1383
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:28,436
所羅門 我們週四見好嗎?

1384
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:31,172
班 進來吧?

1385
01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:36,678
上帝要你乖乖吃藥

1386
01:08:53,596 --> 01:08:57,132

1387
01:08:57,134 --> 01:09:00,135

1388
01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:07,208
            
1389
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:23,158

1390
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:27,829

1391
01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:31,633

1392
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,235
綁好安全帶

1393
01:09:36,272 --> 01:09:38,406

1394
01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:45,480

1395
01:09:46,415 --> 01:09:53,421

1396
01:09:53,423 --> 01:10:00,495

1397
01:10:02,831 --> 01:10:05,500
他還在睡

1398
01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:10,371
真不敢相信妳有好酒卻不喝

1399
01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:10,371


1400
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:14,943
我不是不喝 你忘了嗎?

1401
01:10:14,945 --> 01:10:16,377
妳跟泰瑞說了嗎?

1402
01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:18,379
她不知怎麼辦

1403
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:20,782
只想等狀況不那麼糟

1404
01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:22,483
其實早已不可收拾

1405
01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:24,385
我想就算班知道

1406
01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:26,554
或許可以回來跟我在一起--

1407
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,256
我知道妳會怎麼說這個城市

1408
01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:30,825
安納波利斯不算一個城市

1409
01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:32,860
為何我會跟著你?

1410
01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:35,263
不過吃個晚餐? 能過夜嗎?

1411
01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:36,664
還能怎樣?

1412
01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:37,932
那你的工作怎辦?

1413
01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:43,638
我沒法在這個純淨無污染的地方報導氣象

1414
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:43,638

1415
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,608
還有 每次一離開這就有事發生

1416
01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:48,843
他是成人了

1417
01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:53,481
他的人生難題不是你的問題

1419
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,818
我的問題? 妳不是才花了五年照顧一位高壽

1421
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,319
我們結婚了

1422
01:10:58,321 --> 01:10:59,854
看吧 沒人相信友情了

1423
01:10:59,856 --> 01:11:02,757
大家掛在嘴邊 電視上看到的都是
       
1424
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:06,427
到妳家坐坐  一起去看病

1425
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:11,833
一起吃飯-- 但多數人還是孤獨的

1426
01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,768
友情就是這一回事

1427
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,937
比愛情更可貴

1428
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:19,474
因為繼承不到好處

1429
01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:25,313
他們就是一體兩面

1430
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:29,717
妳真不想跟我一起吃晚餐?

1431
01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:32,787
妳煮啥我吃啥

1432
01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,355
我們可有約定喔

1433
01:11:34,357 --> 01:11:36,391
哪有

1434
01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:41,929
-喜歡吃雞肉嗎?   - 豈止喜歡? 超愛的

1435
01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:44,532

1436
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,836
我們去宰一隻

1437
01:11:48,838 --> 01:11:52,540
妳要我去殺生?

1438
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:55,977
開玩笑吧?

1439
01:11:55,979 --> 01:11:58,513
去啊 拿著

1440
01:11:58,515 --> 01:11:59,981
不是你說要的嗎?  就來啊

1441
01:12:15,030 --> 01:12:20,435

1442
01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:23,071
好像在挑龍蝦

1443
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:29,444

1444
01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:36,718

1445
01:12:38,053 --> 01:12:41,823
挖咧

1446
01:12:46,061 --> 01:12:48,730

1447
01:13:02,077 --> 01:13:09,150

1448
01:13:15,624 --> 01:13:22,163

1449
01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:29,537
喔 沒事

1450
01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:33,474
沒事

1451
01:13:33,476 --> 01:13:40,148
沒事的 沒事 沒事

1454
01:13:40,150 --> 01:13:43,084

1455
01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,986
開什麼玩笑?

1456
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:07,208
喔 雪特  我很抱歉

1457
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:04,772
  
1458
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:07,208
          
1459
01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:15,750

1460
01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:18,152
天啊

1461
01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:25,226

1462
01:14:44,112 --> 01:14:48,516

1463
01:14:56,859 --> 01:14:59,861
晚餐好囉!

1464
01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:09,203
是他嗎?(公的)

1465
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,038
是她(母的)

1466
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,040
好香阿

1467
01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:16,744
各位好

1468
01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:23,718
我覺得該說些感恩禱告之類的

1469
01:15:26,989 --> 01:15:28,990
-史提夫?    -好 好!

1470
01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:31,792
我殺了這隻雞! 我該感到罪惡嗎?

1471
01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:33,060
每天都有人這樣做

1472
01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:34,829
沒有 他們不會感到罪惡

1473
01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:36,898
那我該感覺到什麼嗎?

1474
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:40,835
不知耶 或需感恩吧

1475
01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:43,905
喔

1476
01:15:51,914 --> 01:15:55,182
對  嗯          

1477
01:15:55,184 --> 01:16:09,330
感謝上帝 當然還有因傷 犧牲奉獻無私無我的雞

1479
01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:09,330


1480
01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:14,335
阿們

1481
01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:17,338
不錯  吃吧

1482
01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:22,276
你來吧?

1483
01:16:30,886 --> 01:16:34,288
我有點內疚

1484
01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:37,291
但又怎能抵擋這美味的鳥呢

1485
01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:41,095
聞起來真香

1486
01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:48,235
來點吧?

1487
01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:50,905
好啊 讓我先嘗點

1488
01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:13,761
班?

1489
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:21,068
我的電話號碼收好

1490
01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:25,139
來吧 拿去抽 這是最後一支了

1491
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,407
我想去躺一下

1492
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:28,209
剩下這點 那我怎麼過日子?

1493
01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:33,748
你就慢慢抽阿 等我回來帶一大袋給你

1494
01:17:30,747 --> 01:17:33,748

1495
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:38,085
-才怪   -或許你看過較大的 但我會帶更更大的來

1496
01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:38,085

1497
01:17:38,087 --> 01:17:40,421
隨便你 到時我不知在哪

1498
01:17:40,423 --> 01:17:42,890
聽起來怪怪的

1499
01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:46,827
你若要這樣講 我一回去就包起來 好嗎?

1500
01:17:44,894 --> 01:17:46,827

1501
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:50,965
你乾脆搬光光好了 你不一定得回來

1502
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:50,965


1503
01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:53,067
你是想獨享嗎?

1504
01:17:53,069 --> 01:17:54,735
聽著 我沒救了 全玩完了

1505
01:17:54,737 --> 01:17:56,437
你在說什麼?

1506
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,105
我是說--

1507
01:17:58,107 --> 01:18:00,307
我們坐滑雪纜車上山頂

1508
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:03,144
下車時我們向各自方向走

1509
01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:06,781
只能同時下車阿 你不能自己一個人上車

1510
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:06,781

1511
01:18:06,783 --> 01:18:08,115
更何況你根本不會滑雪

1512
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:10,284
-我會  -你何時滑過阿?

1513
01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:13,254
那時你跟人家說你會滑 我還幫腔

1514
01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:18,025
你卻跟人說從沒滑過 害我出糗 你忘啦?

1515
01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:18,025

1516
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:22,963
我不是要跟你說滑雪!  亂說一通! 難道不能正經一次

1517
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,963


1518
01:18:22,965 --> 01:18:24,765
做點正經事!

1519
01:18:24,767 --> 01:18:27,835
喔 我了 很顯然 你現在變厲害了

1520
01:18:27,837 --> 01:18:30,971
我是說這是我的問題 而你只會幫倒忙!

1521
01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:30,971

1522
01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:33,340
你一定是害怕

1523
01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,710
把開導我從代辦事項裡剔除

1524
01:18:35,712 --> 01:18:37,278
因為那樣就只剩開導你自己

1525
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:40,214
是喔 我得感謝你囉

1526
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:43,918
是阿 因為我比較自私 害你變成這樣

1527
01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:43,918

1528
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:47,388
你不瞭解我 我也不屬於你 好嗎?

1529
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:50,257
下次要我來 

1530
01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:55,996
我可沒法說來就來 這裡都沒有我的東西了

1531
01:18:53,196 --> 01:18:55,996


1532
01:18:57,933 --> 01:19:01,035

1533
01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:03,437
-嘿        -你要走啦?

1534
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:05,206
是的 我要回去了

1535
01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:06,774
喔

1536
01:19:06,776 --> 01:19:09,210
我得工作

1537
01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,512
當然

1538
01:19:11,514 --> 01:19:13,748
妳可以陪我去開車嗎?

1539
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,483
你要走就走阿

1540
01:19:15,485 --> 01:19:17,118
有話可以在電話說阿

1541
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,919
妳不想我走嗎?

1542
01:19:18,921 --> 01:19:24,024
不是我想留你 是事情越來越不好處理

1543
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,024

1544
01:19:24,026 --> 01:19:30,865
我是說我若不走 你只會利用我

1545
01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:30,865


1546
01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:34,902
這是我一直以來的感觸

1547
01:19:34,904 --> 01:19:36,937
喔天啊 妳竟這樣說我

1548
01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,506
別

1549
01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:41,108
你該清醒可以自己開門了

1550
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:45,479
陪我去開車有差嗎 我保證不耍花樣

1551
01:19:43,846 --> 01:19:45,479

1552
01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:47,181
你該走了

1553
01:19:47,183 --> 01:19:51,852
我會等事情告一段落再走 所以你安心走吧

1554
01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:51,852


1555
01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:59,426

1556
01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:01,228

1557
01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:04,131

1558
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:10,471

1559
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:20,815

1560
01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:20,815
這個熱帶低氣壓會不會變成風暴 因而關閉機場....

1561
01:20:17,547 --> 01:20:20,815

1562
01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:24,451
現在還言之過早

1563
01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:27,822
所以 維多利亞 我們將持續關注

1564
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:31,258
謝謝史提夫 我們會的

1565
01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:42,136
-達拉斯? 達拉斯?      -什麼事,<i>老大</i>

1566
01:20:42,138 --> 01:20:46,240
我剛還想你怎會是清醒的

1567
01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:46,240


1568
01:20:46,242 --> 01:20:48,309
猜你是不是嗑了什麼新藥

1569
01:20:48,311 --> 01:20:50,044
看看這些垃圾

1570
01:20:50,046 --> 01:20:52,546
乾脆接個管子像航天員一樣好了?

1571
01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:55,182
我不知耶 那三明治很好吃喔

1572
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:58,519
還有雞肉腸? 你有想過是怎麼做的嗎?

1573
01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,519


1574
01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:01,088
知道阿 就用雞阿

1575
01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:04,558
一定沒那麼簡單

1576
01:21:09,164 --> 01:21:11,265
妳還繪畫話喔

1577
01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:15,402
隨便畫畫啦

1578
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:19,273
只是想畫下這裡 哪天回來可以幫我回憶

1579
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,273

1580
01:21:19,275 --> 01:21:20,574
或許都不一樣了

1581
01:21:20,576 --> 01:21:23,577
謝謝妳給我打氣

1582
01:21:23,579 --> 01:21:27,281
來試試啊

1583
01:21:36,258 --> 01:21:39,059
都被我搞砸了

1584
01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:43,931
這不是你能掌控的

1585
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:50,638
高更只包裝漂亮乾淨的風景 那時地球污染程度只有現在的1/10

1586
01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:50,638

1587
01:21:55,010 --> 01:21:57,645
你覺得畫畫是包裝?

1588
01:21:57,647 --> 01:22:03,384
不是 我只是覺得...

1589
01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:11,358
今天天氣真好 而..我討厭自己很沒用

1590
01:22:06,656 --> 01:22:11,358

1591
01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:25,940
達拉斯先生 要再來一杯蘇打水嗎?

1592
01:22:25,942 --> 01:22:30,477
有人會點第二杯蘇打水嗎? 這裡是怎麼了?

1593
01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:30,477

1594
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,446
那是不動產研討會

1595
01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:36,116
很多女人想改變生活

1596
01:22:42,057 --> 01:22:44,692

1597
01:22:58,173 --> 01:22:59,673
完成了嗎?

1598
01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:04,078
都記些亂七八糟的東西

1599
01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:04,078

1600
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:07,982
這不都是你看過記下的嗎?

1601
01:23:07,984 --> 01:23:11,285
這不是我.. 這是我..

1602
01:23:11,287 --> 01:23:17,024
讓人感覺壓力很大 滿腦沒完成.失焦.持續....

1603
01:23:13,022 --> 01:23:17,024

1604
01:23:20,495 --> 01:23:28,769
我就像在沙漠中追逐海市蜃樓 乾渴的唇沾滿沙子

1605
01:23:23,632 --> 01:23:28,769


1606
01:23:28,771 --> 01:23:30,504
那就寫下來啊

1607
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:33,507
這不是我的想法

1608
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,142
這需要時間

1609
01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:39,713
我寧可憂鬱也不要沮喪

1610
01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:39,713

1611
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:43,250
妳怎能一直住在這而不想去更好的地方?

1612
01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,250

1613
01:23:43,252 --> 01:23:46,120
我無法告訴你怎麼過日子

1614
01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:50,591
因為毫無為力!
             
1615
01:23:50,593 --> 01:23:57,664
什麼都不會

1616
01:23:58,166 --> 01:24:06,306
生活不是一直思考 看看外面 多少奇跡一直在發生

1617
01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:06,306

1618
01:24:06,308 --> 01:24:11,278

1619
01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:15,449

1620
01:24:15,451 --> 01:24:20,621
我感受時間如洪流般流失

1621
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:29,763
我虛度太多光陰 如囫圇吞棗

1622
01:24:24,627 --> 01:24:29,763

1623
01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:31,565
那就重新來過

1624
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,600
是這樣嗎?

1625
01:25:11,873 --> 01:25:19,146

1626
01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:49,776

1627
01:26:13,768 --> 01:26:15,802

1628
01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:19,806
很抱歉 我還得等些時候

1629
01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:19,806

1630
01:26:19,808 --> 01:26:22,809
這是無咖啡因咖啡吧?

1631
01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:34,655
對不起  我來晚了

1632
01:26:38,726 --> 01:26:40,827
喔天啊 你刮鬍子啦

1633
01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:43,463
這樣看起來才不會古怪

1634
01:26:43,465 --> 01:26:45,399
你想跟我談什麼  班?

1635
01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:46,833
實際上 我是想謝謝妳

1636
01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:49,937
聽著 我苦等40分鐘可不是為了吵架

1637
01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:49,937

1638
01:26:49,939 --> 01:26:53,740
泰瑞 我不禁覺得  即使經歷這一切

1639
01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:53,740

1640
01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:57,945
老爸的心願是我們能一起面對

1641
01:26:57,947 --> 01:27:02,549
不好意思 不久前你還跟我說要把店改裝

1642
01:27:00,616 --> 01:27:02,549

1643
01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:07,888
成1850年代古色古香用鯨油或什麼發電的自助洗衣店

1644
01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:09,890
如果上帝沒禁止殺鯨魚的話

1645
01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:13,293

1646
01:27:13,295 --> 01:27:14,895
我改變...
          

1647
01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:17,297
我自知我的能力所及

1648
01:27:17,299 --> 01:27:19,600
我的意思應該是

1649
01:27:19,602 --> 01:27:23,503
不管妳想怎樣 我都贊成

1650
01:27:23,505 --> 01:27:25,639
等等?你頭殼壞氣啦?

1651
01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:27,874
我說真的

1652
01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:32,980
我一直拿不定主意 是不是要把雜貨店改成更現代點

1653
01:27:30,946 --> 01:27:32,980


1654
01:27:32,982 --> 01:27:34,815
-更有利可圖?   -可以嗎?

1655
01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,817
好啊 我也是這麼想

1656
01:27:36,819 --> 01:27:38,585
因為我有農場的打算

1657
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:42,522
給安傑拉? 太好了

1658
01:27:42,524 --> 01:27:44,825
-妳不瞭解她  -我很瞭解她

1659
01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:49,830
好像有種魔力讓我們家男人都拜在她石榴裙下

1660
01:27:47,029 --> 01:27:49,830

1661
01:27:49,832 --> 01:27:56,536
泰瑞 我拜託妳不要這樣說她

1662
01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:01,642
好吧

1663
01:28:02,977 --> 01:28:05,579
好

1664
01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:07,714
那可是價值百萬的荒地

1665
01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:10,317
所以我才想好好利用

1666
01:28:10,319 --> 01:28:11,652
不吃午餐阿

1667
01:28:11,654 --> 01:28:17,858
不管怎樣 我再也不想像以前那樣

1668
01:28:14,356 --> 01:28:17,858


1669
01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:28,001
你就像老爸

1670
01:28:30,571 --> 01:28:33,740
好了 還剩15秒 各位!

1671
01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:35,976
為何沒有畫面

1672
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,678
好了 現成的播報室

1673
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,946
找些人假裝走來走去好嗎?

1674
01:28:39,948 --> 01:28:42,716
把這裡清空...  喔  算了

1675
01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:45,852
3 2--

1676
01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:52,926
我們之前持續追蹤的暴風 中央氣象局已命名為"喬丹颶風"

1677
01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:52,926


1678
01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:52,926

1679
01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:56,596
將在查爾斯頓南邊登陸 

1680
01:28:56,598 --> 01:29:01,902
除了風速每小時85英里 並將夾帶每小時2到3英吋雨量的豪雨

1681
01:29:00,402 --> 01:29:01,902

1682
01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:07,774
這個區域的民眾請盡速離開

1683
01:29:03,706 --> 01:29:05,706

1684
01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,774

1685
01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:10,577
你的生命遠比你的房子重要

1686
01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:17,718
以上由18台暴風中心史提夫為你報導 請注意安全

1687
01:29:14,383 --> 01:29:17,718

1688
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,419
出鏡囉

1689
01:29:19,421 --> 01:29:21,621
做得好! 耶!

1690
01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:25,892
我已經感覺那地區的女觀眾開始尖叫了!

1691
01:29:24,126 --> 01:29:25,892

1692
01:29:25,894 --> 01:29:30,530
黛莉兒告訴我這個颶風時提醒我得警告那邊的民眾

1693
01:29:28,630 --> 01:29:30,530

1694
01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:36,036
是阿 呃 那邊的人六小時前就停電了 此時誰也看不了電視

1695
01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:36,036

1696
01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:38,705
天啊 真有妳的?

1697
01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:40,707
那我幹嘛還要播這個阿?

1698
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:47,514
如果沒人說 這邊的觀眾以為我們是全國播送

1699
01:29:43,812 --> 01:29:47,514

1700
01:29:53,955 --> 01:29:56,623
-又來打擾妳       -喔

1701
01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:59,926
我正在整理你老爸的東西

1702
01:29:59,928 --> 01:30:03,029
應該把這件也埋進去 讓他有度假的感覺

1703
01:30:03,031 --> 01:30:05,832

1704
01:30:05,834 --> 01:30:10,504
-我跟泰瑞提了妳的建議  -她也接受吧?   -是阿

1705
01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:10,504

1706
01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:17,677
還有 昨晚我們倆有怎樣嗎?

1707
01:30:15,676 --> 01:30:17,677

1708
01:30:17,679 --> 01:30:20,847
有   有阿 

1709
01:30:20,849 --> 01:30:22,716
我不能跟妳承諾什麼

1710
01:30:22,718 --> 01:30:25,952
就當作有人歡迎你回到真實世界

1711
01:30:29,657 --> 01:30:32,893
妳要怎樣結束跟我老爸的一切?

1712
01:30:32,895 --> 01:30:46,106
呃 這個嘛 很難一下子忘掉這些 回復正常生活

1713
01:30:39,902 --> 01:30:46,106

1714
01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:46,106

1715
01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:48,875
我知道妳跟我爸說不要繼承任何東西

1716
01:30:48,877 --> 01:30:52,045
是阿 我是那麼說

1717
01:30:52,047 --> 01:30:56,950
或許你認為他會留給我一個小東西

1718
01:30:54,883 --> 01:30:56,950

1719
01:30:56,952 --> 01:31:01,555
或任何當作紀念的東西

1720
01:31:01,557 --> 01:31:03,156
就算妳要 也是妳應得阿

1721
01:31:03,158 --> 01:31:06,059
-或是我找找有什麼--     -不 不 不

1722
01:31:06,061 --> 01:31:08,462
不該是你給我

1723
01:31:08,464 --> 01:31:12,065
你真窩心 謝謝 但...

1724
01:31:12,067 --> 01:31:14,100
這不一樣

1725
01:31:14,102 --> 01:31:16,736
我想 因為妳知 或不知

1726
01:31:16,738 --> 01:31:20,640
要怎麼跟史提夫談農場和房子

1727
01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:20,640

1728
01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:21,975
我不確定他對這些有何看法

1729
01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:23,677
什麼意思?

1730
01:31:23,679 --> 01:31:26,513
這些我全給達拉斯

1731
01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:28,215
什麼?

1732
01:31:28,217 --> 01:31:30,851
宣讀遺囑後我承諾他的

1733
01:31:30,853 --> 01:31:35,489
阿 我不知道

1734
01:31:35,491 --> 01:31:37,924
給他我比較過意得去

1735
01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:42,162
-怎麼? 妳想要嗎?    -不 嗯 嗯

1736
01:31:42,164 --> 01:31:46,600
-妳還好嗎?   -當然  你呢?

1737
01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:49,069
泰瑞要幫我找個小地方

1738
01:31:52,807 --> 01:31:55,775
我不會忘記妳共同扶持這個家

1739
01:32:13,761 --> 01:32:15,962
這是..

1740
01:32:15,964 --> 01:32:17,264
希望這樣可以

1741
01:32:17,266 --> 01:32:21,835
一直要我按開始 我不曉得是不是留話了

1742
01:32:18,967 --> 01:32:21,835

1743
01:32:21,837 --> 01:32:23,603
喔 在這裡 聽著 兄弟--

1744
01:32:23,605 --> 01:32:26,206

1745
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:29,843
聽著 兄弟 我們沒好好說 我想說我很難過

1746
01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:29,843


1747
01:32:29,845 --> 01:32:34,247
我想你 我想把事情弄好

1748
01:32:32,614 --> 01:32:34,247

1749
01:32:34,249 --> 01:32:39,019
我知道安傑拉想--

1750
01:32:39,021 --> 01:32:41,021
好了 我說快點 我很難過 你若有空來一趟 還有我很好 拜

1751
01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:42,856


1752
01:32:42,858 --> 01:32:44,891

1753
01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:46,259

1754
01:32:46,261 --> 01:32:49,195

1755
01:32:49,197 --> 01:32:51,932
哈囉--

1756
01:32:53,768 --> 01:32:56,636
早阿 強棒 六小時內有四個報導

1757
01:32:56,638 --> 01:32:58,138
電台經理的美夢

1758
01:32:58,140 --> 01:33:00,774
你有兩小時為12:30的播報準備

1759
01:33:00,776 --> 01:33:04,010
-我不幹了       -什麼?

1760
01:33:04,012 --> 01:33:07,213
你該找新娛樂主播了

1761
01:33:07,215 --> 01:33:12,686
找個可以隨遇而安 不需辨別真假的

1762
01:33:10,886 --> 01:33:12,686

1763
01:33:12,688 --> 01:33:18,858
任何人都可在這畫面指東指西 然後告訴今天如何

1764
01:33:15,991 --> 01:33:18,858

1765
01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:23,630
戴夫 我想跟你推介黛莉兒

1766
01:33:23,632 --> 01:33:25,332
一位真正的氣象專家 

1767
01:33:25,334 --> 01:33:31,304
或許長得不像美國小姐 長得有點抱歉

1768
01:33:28,036 --> 01:33:31,304

1769
01:33:31,306 --> 01:33:37,010
你不能一走了之 不再好好想想嗎?

1770
01:33:33,742 --> 01:33:37,010

1771
01:33:37,012 --> 01:33:40,246
祝妳好運 甜心

1772
01:33:40,248 --> 01:33:42,248

1773
01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:46,086
他親我

1774
01:33:46,088 --> 01:33:49,089

1775
01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:56,162

1776
01:34:11,112 --> 01:34:13,146
"亞米西農場超級市場"?

1777
01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:15,281
沒錯 但不需要問號

1778
01:34:15,283 --> 01:34:19,953
如果你什麼都信 你就會瞭解為何人要上天堂

1779
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:19,953

1780
01:34:19,955 --> 01:34:21,321
你跟班說過了嗎?

1781
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:23,957
班同意這樣做嗎?    還地下停車場?

1782
01:34:23,959 --> 01:34:28,828
其實這是我們家人理性溝通下所做出的共同決定

1783
01:34:26,795 --> 01:34:28,828

1784
01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:31,031
還好你不是這家裡的一份子

1785
01:34:31,033 --> 01:34:36,236
恭喜你贏得本屆最討厭的人 不是說妳贏了遺囑爭奪戰 

1786
01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:36,236

1787
01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:41,074
小朋友 你還真不會跟女人說話耶 

1788
01:34:39,374 --> 01:34:41,074

1789
01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:46,279
班跟我和解了 你的反對只讓我認為

1790
01:34:43,879 --> 01:34:46,279

1791
01:34:46,281 --> 01:34:51,151
你們兩個嗑藥打混了25年後你還是不甘寂寞

1792
01:34:49,317 --> 01:34:51,151


1793
01:34:51,153 --> 01:34:52,986
我想讓他好些

1794
01:34:52,988 --> 01:34:59,392
過去啦 現在放過他吧!他要過正常生活了

1795
01:34:56,091 --> 01:34:59,392

1796
01:34:59,394 --> 01:35:02,228
我相信他跟安傑拉現在生活很美滿

1797
01:35:02,230 --> 01:35:04,698
什麼?

1798
01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:08,001
或許不對(倫)  但他們互相看對眼

1799
01:35:08,003 --> 01:35:13,740
我也知道很怪 但我相信我弟跟我繼母該走在一起

1800
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:13,740

1801
01:35:13,742 --> 01:35:16,843
什麼 他們在一起? 誰說的?

1802
01:35:16,845 --> 01:35:19,279
喔 史提夫 他們說的

1803
01:35:19,281 --> 01:35:23,183
很抱歉 你得再找一個比你還糟的人

1804
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,183

1805
01:35:23,185 --> 01:35:25,752
-你吃屎吧    -你也去吃吧!

1806
01:35:34,128 --> 01:35:36,362
-刮鬍子啦      -是阿 可以吧?

1807
01:35:36,364 --> 01:35:37,864
安傑拉呢?

1808
01:35:37,866 --> 01:35:40,734
我不知道 如果你有看到我的簡訊 就知道為何要你來

1809
01:35:39,134 --> 01:35:40,734

1810
01:35:40,736 --> 01:35:43,803
因為我要告訴你天大的消息 你是農場的主人了 

1811
01:35:42,270 --> 01:35:43,803

1812
01:35:43,805 --> 01:35:46,206
是很好 那安傑拉呢?

1813
01:35:46,208 --> 01:35:49,776
先別生氣 因為雜貨店給泰瑞了

1814
01:35:49,778 --> 01:35:52,746
-這樣處理很美滿    -這是好消息 好消息

1815
01:35:52,748 --> 01:35:54,013
安傑拉去哪了?

1816
01:35:54,015 --> 01:35:56,382
你還好吧?她應該在樓上吧

1817
01:35:56,384 --> 01:35:58,485
樓上? 那你睡哪 跟她纏綿嗎?

1818
01:35:58,487 --> 01:36:00,386
-你說啥?   -喔 天知道

1819
01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:01,921
如果你<i>真的</i>上了她

1820
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:03,523
這樣說很奇怪!

1821
01:36:03,525 --> 01:36:05,492
是嘛?    因為這樣是不倫!

1822
01:36:07,895 --> 01:36:10,764
你如果要娶女人進門

1823
01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:14,234
你有沒有先瞭解這女人身世 還是上了再說?

1824
01:36:12,267 --> 01:36:14,234

1825
01:36:14,236 --> 01:36:15,969
-什麼?     -等等 先別說

1826
01:36:15,971 --> 01:36:17,403
-你太超過了--  -不 不 不要這樣做

1827
01:36:17,405 --> 01:36:19,339
我警告你 班 不要幹這種事!

1828
01:36:19,341 --> 01:36:22,208
-你為何生氣?  -因為妳上了我朋友!

1829
01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:24,878
-誰跟你說的?       -眾所皆知!

1830
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,279
這不關你的事!

1831
01:36:26,281 --> 01:36:27,947
怎跟我無關

1832
01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:36:31,417
我沒承諾你什麼 你不是已得到你想要的農場嗎?

1833
01:36:29,885 --> 01:36:31,417

1834
01:36:31,419 --> 01:36:35,889
別吵了! 兩位世上我最愛的人

1835
01:36:33,221 --> 01:36:35,889

1836
01:36:35,891 --> 01:36:38,992
你大大的不對 給我冷靜!

1837
01:36:38,994 --> 01:36:42,495
好 好

1838
01:36:44,865 --> 01:36:46,900
誰來說發生了甚麼事?

1839
01:36:55,209 --> 01:36:58,344
天啊 糟糕透了

1840
01:36:58,346 --> 01:37:02,582
真是混球!  你們兩個都是

1841
01:37:02,584 --> 01:37:05,985
你們一點都不避諱 你不知她對我多重要!

1842
01:37:04,019 --> 01:37:05,985

1843
01:37:05,987 --> 01:37:08,488
-不是你想的那樣    -我不瞭解

1844
01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:10,356
但我發誓這不會改變什麼

1845
01:37:10,358 --> 01:37:12,158
你們到底懂不懂啊!

1846
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,927
我應該跟妳暗示了

1847
01:37:13,929 --> 01:37:17,964
我還以為你要幫助這位病友 而不是要處理財產!

1848
01:37:16,198 --> 01:37:17,964

1849
01:37:17,966 --> 01:37:21,501
什麼阿? 我是要幫他! 但我有說要繼承什麼嗎?

1850
01:37:21,503 --> 01:37:23,336
有阿

1851
01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:28,508
你不知我為你所做的

1852
01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:28,508
      

1853
01:37:28,510 --> 01:37:30,510

1854
01:37:41,055 --> 01:37:46,593
我跟泰瑞說了 農場是你的 你愛幹嘛就幹嘛

1855
01:37:43,158 --> 01:37:46,593

1856
01:37:46,595 --> 01:37:53,900
我只能說希望你能看一下這些內容跟價值

1857
01:37:51,533 --> 01:37:53,900

1858
01:37:55,569 --> 01:37:59,239
史提夫 你就拿著吧

1859
01:38:07,314 --> 01:38:11,317
我希望有天你能瞭解你在意什麼

1860
01:38:11,319 --> 01:38:16,155
我也希望有天妳學會不要靠陪睡解決問題

1861
01:38:13,321 --> 01:38:16,155

1862
01:38:16,157 --> 01:38:20,894
我跟班怎樣跟你無關 也改變不了我對你的感覺

1863
01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:20,894

1864
01:38:20,896 --> 01:38:25,598
喔 算了吧 妳只會賣弄純真

1865
01:38:23,198 --> 01:38:25,598

1866
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:28,501
妳只是個不負責任的小女孩

1867
01:38:28,503 --> 01:38:33,072
想靠外表奪取想要的一切

1868
01:38:30,639 --> 01:38:33,072

1869
01:38:33,074 --> 01:38:35,241
相信妳知道我在說什麼

1870
01:38:35,243 --> 01:38:41,381
我回電視上報導氣象 妳得一周內搬走

1871
01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:41,381

1872
01:38:46,620 --> 01:38:49,622

1873
01:38:49,624 --> 01:38:52,625

1874
01:38:52,627 --> 01:38:59,699

1875
01:39:00,467 --> 01:39:06,439

1876
01:39:06,441 --> 01:39:13,046

1877
01:39:13,048 --> 01:39:18,217

1878
01:39:18,219 --> 01:39:23,022

1879
01:39:31,598 --> 01:39:33,366

1880
01:39:33,368 --> 01:39:37,036
-我來幫妳     -謝謝

1881
01:39:39,573 --> 01:39:41,174
你剛搬來?

1882
01:39:41,176 --> 01:39:43,409
你是透過關係拿到南邊客房?

1883
01:39:43,411 --> 01:39:45,244
不好意思

1884
01:39:45,246 --> 01:39:49,248
-我是阿麗 他叫柯納      -我是班

1885
01:40:02,696 --> 01:40:06,399
        <i>早阿</i>

1886
01:40:11,271 --> 01:40:13,706
-你找我嗎?   -我找你喔?

1887
01:40:13,708 --> 01:40:16,442
我打給你了--那是什麼T?

1888
01:40:16,444 --> 01:40:19,412
你運氣不好 這是最後一瓶

1889
01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:23,516
-喔拿去     -我打給你上千次 你都不回

1890
01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:23,516

1891
01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:27,720
我剛以為你要開除黛莉兒 顯然我是對的

1892
01:40:26,187 --> 01:40:27,720

1893
01:40:27,722 --> 01:40:33,259
說道黛莉兒還真有趣 我跟他商量如果她同意去豐胸

1894
01:40:31,192 --> 01:40:33,259

1895
01:40:33,261 --> 01:40:35,728
她就可以上台報氣象

1896
01:40:35,730 --> 01:40:37,630
那你找我幹嘛?

1897
01:40:37,632 --> 01:40:40,033
因為維多利亞結婚去了--

1898
01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:42,602
天啊 我還以為她不結勒

1899
01:40:42,604 --> 01:40:45,304
因為維多利亞結婚去了

1900
01:40:45,306 --> 01:40:47,173
主播台就有一個空缺

1901
01:40:47,175 --> 01:40:49,609
   NOW, AS MUCH AS I'D PREFER
     SOMEONE WHO SHOWS UP,現在有個最佳人選出現啦

1902
01:40:49,611 --> 01:40:55,281
自從上次你報完颶風走後 我們收到七千封來信

1903
01:40:52,814 --> 01:40:55,281

1904
01:40:55,283 --> 01:40:58,217
表示觀眾喜歡你 想再看到你

1905
01:40:58,219 --> 01:40:59,752
你是說七封信

1906
01:40:59,754 --> 01:41:06,559
重點是 如果你要這個位子 就皆大歡喜

1907
01:41:04,092 --> 01:41:06,559

1908
01:41:06,561 --> 01:41:12,765
這個比你報氣象多點錢 你就不用再哈錢

1909
01:41:09,564 --> 01:41:12,765

1910
01:41:12,767 --> 01:41:17,403
天啊 想不到在這我還有這天

1911
01:41:15,103 --> 01:41:17,403

1912
01:41:21,575 --> 01:41:24,277
這杯咖啡是你的還是我的? 因為我要開車回家


1913
01:41:24,279 --> 01:41:27,580
兩杯都是我的

1914
01:41:27,582 --> 01:41:29,348
超貴的傢伙

1915
01:41:29,350 --> 01:41:33,086
還有五秒

1916
01:41:33,088 --> 01:41:34,787
午安 安納波利斯

1917
01:41:34,789 --> 01:41:36,556
聯邦調查局指出--

1918
01:41:36,558 --> 01:41:38,391

1919
01:41:38,393 --> 01:41:41,661

1920
01:42:07,621 --> 01:42:11,657
 
1921
01:42:18,165 --> 01:42:19,765

1922
01:42:19,767 --> 01:42:21,400
你不想我啊

1923
01:42:21,402 --> 01:42:24,737
抱歉 我被一堆錢撞昏了

1924
01:42:24,739 --> 01:42:27,306
如願以償住到馬莎島了嗎?

1925
01:42:27,308 --> 01:42:30,510
難道你不想我得到幸福嗎?

1926
01:42:30,512 --> 01:42:33,513
怎不會呢

1927
01:42:38,485 --> 01:42:45,491
我想死妳了 我常想得到更多反而落空

1928
01:42:41,456 --> 01:42:45,491

1929
01:43:01,742 --> 01:43:03,643


1930
01:43:03,645 --> 01:43:05,545
新留言

1931
01:43:05,547 --> 01:43:08,581
嗨 我是貝佛麗(媽媽桑)

1932
01:43:08,583 --> 01:43:10,383
想跟你確認晚上的約會

1933
01:43:10,385 --> 01:43:14,720
她叫卡拉 一頭紅髮 身材嬌小

1934
01:43:13,288 --> 01:43:14,720


1935
01:43:14,722 --> 01:43:20,326
比較像妮可基嫚 其他的你都知道了

1936
01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:20,326

1937
01:43:20,328 --> 01:43:22,328

1938
01:44:34,668 --> 01:44:38,304
嘿

1939
01:44:38,306 --> 01:44:40,573
-收到我的信嗎?      -信?

1940
01:44:40,575 --> 01:44:44,277
用快遞寄的

1941
01:44:44,279 --> 01:44:45,578
要不要來點鮭魚?

1942
01:44:45,580 --> 01:44:47,980
鮭魚有汞

1943
01:44:47,982 --> 01:44:50,983
哪樣沒有

1944
01:44:50,985 --> 01:44:55,321
開了兩個半鐘頭車終於回到自己的窩

1945
01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:55,321


1946
01:44:55,323 --> 01:44:57,023
但美景不再

1947
01:44:57,025 --> 01:44:59,458
是阿 那顆樹被砍啦

1948
01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:03,529
爽到你啦  那個女的長怎樣?

1949
01:45:03,531 --> 01:45:06,932
還是那棵樹漂亮 你要喝酒嗎?

1950
01:45:06,934 --> 01:45:09,735
你要的話那裡有杯子--

1951
01:45:09,737 --> 01:45:13,306
喔 拜託別那麼自以為是

1952
01:45:13,308 --> 01:45:18,611
機率再小 也是有可能的

1953
01:45:15,643 --> 01:45:18,611

1954
01:45:18,613 --> 01:45:20,446
我遵照你的要求在吃藥

1955
01:45:20,448 --> 01:45:21,881
你為何跟她談戀愛

1956
01:45:21,883 --> 01:45:23,516
你為何這樣對我?

1957
01:45:23,518 --> 01:45:25,551
我沒跟她談戀愛

1958
01:45:25,553 --> 01:45:28,487
那才糟  你毀了這一切

1959
01:45:28,489 --> 01:45:30,523
你才毀了這一切!

1960
01:45:30,525 --> 01:45:32,925
我從沒愛上她

1961
01:45:32,927 --> 01:45:36,696
但你卻已經跟她上床? 你為何這樣?

1962
01:45:36,698 --> 01:45:38,664
好吧  就算我瞭解

1963
01:45:38,666 --> 01:45:40,032
你不了

1964
01:45:40,034 --> 01:45:42,902
她幫我重生

1965
01:45:42,904 --> 01:45:46,439
她讓我戒毒然後根你上床?

1966
01:45:46,441 --> 01:45:50,042
這到底是什麼道理阿?

1967
01:45:50,044 --> 01:45:52,545
你是怎麼了?

1968
01:45:52,547 --> 01:45:53,946
我還是我

1969
01:45:53,948 --> 01:45:56,048
才不  你是悶咖版的班!

1970
01:45:56,050 --> 01:45:59,918
我是最優版的班 我從小學六年級到現在都一樣!

1971
01:45:59,920 --> 01:46:02,788
不

1972
01:46:02,790 --> 01:46:05,725
這可差多了

1973
01:46:05,727 --> 01:46:08,427
我發誓 這並不壞

1974
01:46:08,429 --> 01:46:11,564
我現在言行舉止跟別人一樣

1975
01:46:14,634 --> 01:46:16,802
就這樣了?

1976
01:46:16,804 --> 01:46:20,439
或許這就是世界錯誤所在

1977
01:46:20,441 --> 01:46:23,576
我們不斷尋覓 爭奪 進食 哈草

1978
01:46:23,578 --> 01:46:26,912
卻從未靜下來好好想想

1979
01:46:26,914 --> 01:46:29,715
"人生如此 夫復何求?"

1980
01:46:29,717 --> 01:46:36,789

1981
01:46:41,895 --> 01:46:45,931
你陪著我 這才是最重要的

1982
01:46:45,933 --> 01:46:50,536

1983
01:46:50,538 --> 01:46:53,539

1984
01:46:53,541 --> 01:47:00,613

1985
01:47:01,047 --> 01:47:08,120

1986
01:47:08,855 --> 01:47:10,423

1987
01:47:10,425 --> 01:47:13,492
-嘿        -嗨

1988
01:47:13,494 --> 01:47:18,564
我知道我買了一堆垃圾 但我還算是個好母親

1989
01:47:28,008 --> 01:47:31,210


1990
01:47:41,655 --> 01:47:43,122
嘿

1991
01:47:43,124 --> 01:47:48,794
很抱歉 我明早就走

1992
01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:52,465
那 我...

1993
01:47:52,467 --> 01:47:55,901
怎麼了?

1994
01:47:55,903 --> 01:47:59,572
妳懂得管理一個農場嗎?

1995
01:47:59,574 --> 01:48:01,774
比你懂

1996
01:48:03,710 --> 01:48:07,713

1997
01:48:11,585 --> 01:48:12,952

1998
01:48:31,605 --> 01:48:34,607
-進去吧      -不要

1999
01:48:50,891 --> 01:48:55,895

2000
01:49:02,102 --> 01:49:04,837
我們為何不走?

2001
01:49:04,839 --> 01:49:06,705
等雨停阿

2002
01:49:06,707 --> 01:49:08,841
我可以騎馬嗎?

2003
01:49:15,248 --> 01:49:18,951
麻煩一下?

2004
01:49:20,120 --> 01:49:26,325

2005
01:49:26,327 --> 01:49:29,128
嗨

2006
01:49:29,130 --> 01:49:33,766
媽說禮拜三

2007
01:49:33,768 --> 01:49:38,170
不知為何  她是這麼說

2008
01:49:38,172 --> 01:49:40,205
嗯

2009
01:49:40,207 --> 01:49:43,309
不 我是說你可以--這樣很好.....

2010
01:50:43,311 --> 01:52:47,913
所有戲劇都有喜劇元素       

2011
01:52:52,596 --> 01:55:09,668
沒有喜劇就沒有現實