1 00:00:25,544 --> 00:00:28,316 噢 我沒有開玩笑 Yeah, I'm not kidding 2 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,539 這就是那個彬彬有禮的男士帶我來的地方 Here is where this type Elegant brought me 3 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,607 是的,你沒聽錯 Yes, you heard me 4 00:00:33,851 --> 00:00:34,931 貓頭鷹餐廳 Hooters! 5 00:00:35,192 --> 00:00:38,207 這是我離婚後的第一次約會 This is the first date I've been on since I divorced. 6 00:00:38,407 --> 00:00:40,641 然後他帶我去了貓頭鷹餐廳 And the guy brings me to a Hooters 7 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,406 泰勒在睡覺 Is Tyler asleep?? 8 00:00:45,522 --> 00:00:46,520 哦 是的 Oh, yeah! 9 00:00:47,008 --> 00:00:48,502 他沒有一直在睡覺 Not all the way. 10 00:00:48,702 --> 00:00:49,755 他在幹嘛 What is he doing? 11 00:00:50,658 --> 00:00:52,331 T恤著火了 T-shirts on fire! 12 00:00:53,174 --> 00:00:54,358 他為什麼那麼唱 Why is he singing that? 13 00:00:57,998 --> 00:01:00,525 好了 滅了 All right, it's all good.It's out 14 00:01:00,832 --> 00:01:01,983 什麼 What's out? 15 00:01:02,242 --> 00:01:03,402 我要回家 I'm going home 16 00:01:10,139 --> 00:01:12,140 那真是個好主意 Maybe that's not actually a bad idea. 17 00:01:12,641 --> 00:01:13,872 好了 計劃是這樣的 Ok, here's the plan 18 00:01:14,072 --> 00:01:15,455 你十分鐘之後打給我 You are gonna call me in 10 minutes 19 00:01:15,736 --> 00:01:18,529 讓我來告訴那個傻蛋 我有急事 So I can tell this fool that I have an emergency 20 00:01:18,930 --> 00:01:21,084 你現在可以給我沖涼了嗎 Can you give me my bath now? 21 00:01:21,811 --> 00:01:23,387 我還是五分鐘後打給你吧 Make it five minutes 22 00:01:56,039 --> 00:01:58,016 給你點了一份水牛城炸蝦 Got you a Buffalo shrimps 23 00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:00,584 醬汁在旁邊 平時他們就是這樣給我搭配的 With the sauce on the side, they』ll do that for me here 24 00:02:01,283 --> 00:02:02,677 我不知道你想怎麼吃 I don't know how you take it so 25 00:02:04,164 --> 00:02:07,425 你有沒有意識到 你都沒有直視我 You realize that you are not looking at my face now? 26 00:02:07,965 --> 00:02:10,596 那上面有非常刺激的比賽 我不想錯過 A very tight game up on there, I do not want to miss it 27 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:17,214 -嗨 金 – 嘿 金 Hi Jim - Hello Jim 28 00:02:17,511 --> 00:02:18,742 這裡 Here 29 00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:20,924 心形芝士棒 Cheese Sticks ,in the shape of heart 30 00:02:21,635 --> 00:02:24,131 我，班尼 蒂芙妮，布蘭妮做的 From me, Bunny, Tiffany and Britney 31 00:02:24,801 --> 00:02:25,945 謝謝你們 泡泡女孩 Thank you , Bubbles 32 00:02:26,232 --> 00:02:27,293 你們真好 You』re very nice 33 00:02:27,796 --> 00:02:29,182 玩得開心 Have fun 34 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:34,545 嘿 我倒是注意到了 你剛才直視那些女孩兒了 Hey I noticed you made eye contact with Bubbles 35 00:02:34,745 --> 00:02:37,252 但是她們在看哪兒我就不知道了 But I'm not sure where her eyes were looking at 36 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:43,042 那麼 So ... 37 00:02:43,565 --> 00:02:47,255 你靠整理衣櫥維持生計 You organize closets for a living 38 00:02:47,537 --> 00:02:48,648 是的 Yes 39 00:02:48,898 --> 00:02:50,067 要找到不會自己整理 Is it hard to find people 40 00:02:50,068 --> 00:02:51,985 衣櫥的人難嗎 who can not organize their own closets? 41 00:02:52,469 --> 00:02:53,774 你們是怎麼找到的 How does that work? 42 00:02:54,218 --> 00:02:55,818 不是他們自己不會做 Well it's not that they can not do it themselves 43 00:02:56,193 --> 00:02:59,225 而是他們沒有時間或者不能高效地整理 They just do not have time or they don't do it efficiently 44 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:02,782 你是從整理手套格開始 Did you start with organizing glove compartments 45 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,552 然後一路向上 還是 And you walk your way up from there or ...? 46 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:10,582 抱歉 我知道我做的不好 I'm sorry, I know this is not going well 47 00:03:12,286 --> 00:03:14,541 我有20多年沒有約會了 I have not been on a date in 20 years 48 00:03:17,747 --> 00:03:20,034 我大四之後就沒約會過 I have not been on a date since senior year 49 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,026 你在大學就結婚了 You married in college? 50 00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:23,886 是的 Yes 51 00:03:24,086 --> 00:03:25,106 我也是 Me too 52 00:03:25,366 --> 00:03:26,673 -真的 -嗯 -Really? –yes 53 00:03:27,122 --> 00:03:29,083 這難道不是世界上最奇怪的事嗎 Is this not the weirdest feelings in the world right now? 54 00:03:29,603 --> 00:03:32,998 和怪異科學中的怪艾爾一樣 Like weird AL starring in weird science 55 00:03:33,274 --> 00:03:35,276 是的 我喜歡這句話 Yes, I like that 56 00:03:35,514 --> 00:03:36,752 你忽然想到的 You just came out with that? 57 00:03:37,357 --> 00:03:38,406 是的 Yes 58 00:03:39,116 --> 00:03:40,454 太好了 Very good 59 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:44,799 你知道嗎 我想要吃一個水牛城炸蝦 You know, I think I'll have one of these Buffalo shrimps 60 00:03:45,576 --> 00:03:47,163 蘸點醬 And I'll have it with the sauce 61 00:03:47,706 --> 00:03:48,800 太棒了 Excellent 62 00:03:57,626 --> 00:03:58,582 太辣了 It's hot 63 00:03:58,782 --> 00:04:00,929 噢，我的天 誰做的醬這麼辣 Oh my God, who made sauce hot? 64 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,228 你喝了我的酒 Did you drank my beer? 65 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,125 不 我覺得應該是你喝了 No, I think you did 66 00:04:05,436 --> 00:04:08,834 泡泡女孩們 班尼 布蘭妮 給我點水 Bubbles, Bunny, Britney can you get me some water? 67 00:04:09,108 --> 00:04:10,891 喝點法國洋蔥湯 Have some French onion soup 68 00:04:18,209 --> 00:04:20,133 跟你說 我很好奇 You know, I'm curious 69 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:24,333 那麼多可能的原因中 你妻子是因為哪一個離你而去 With so many possible reasons, Which one is the one your wife leave you for? 70 00:04:26,884 --> 00:04:28,052 癌症 Cancer 71 00:04:34,477 --> 00:04:35,629 對不起 Sorry 72 00:04:36,372 --> 00:04:37,531 我 I ... 73 00:04:37,789 --> 00:04:41,095 我很自然地設想你離婚了 Naturally just assumed you were divorced 74 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:42,955 沒關係 It』s Ok 75 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,406 我很自然地設想你丈夫飲彈自盡，所以 I naturally assume that your husband shot himself so ... 76 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:47,924 我們扯平了 We're even 77 00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:52,949 我得接個電話 I must take this 78 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,351 你好 Hello 79 00:04:56,828 --> 00:04:58,143 冷靜 Calm down! 80 00:04:58,987 --> 00:05:01,428 有雪崩 在我們後院 An avalanche, in our backyard? 81 00:05:01,705 --> 00:05:03,281 我馬上回家 I'll be home right away 82 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:06,404 抱歉 有急事 It's an emergency, sorry 83 00:05:08,312 --> 00:05:10,389 20元應該夠付我的那半 20 dollars should cover my half 84 00:05:11,713 --> 00:05:13,980 他用了你的借口 說有急事 He used the emergency excuse on you? 85 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,737 說的好像他是必須逃走的那一個 Like he is the one that had to escape 86 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:18,596 好像我才是那個很糟糕的人 Like I am horrible 87 00:05:19,579 --> 00:05:22,873 好了，每個人都有失敗的相親 而這次是你 Well everyone has a bad blind date story and this loser was yours 88 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,306 誰安排的相親 Who set you up? 89 00:05:24,506 --> 00:05:26,879 泰勒班上的一個母親 One of the mothers in Tyler's class 90 00:05:27,079 --> 00:05:28,311 每次我見到她 Every time I see her 91 00:05:28,606 --> 00:05:30,477 她就講她的朋友吉姆 she tells me about her "Friend Jim" 92 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:33,374 我說，我必須見見吉姆 Oh，I just have to 「meet Jim」 93 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,476 她是個騙子和白癡 She is a liar and an idiot 94 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,463 你應該給她下藥然後剃光她的頭 You should roofie her and shave her head 95 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,175 迪克 Dick?? 96 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,410 你好 Hello 97 00:05:43,919 --> 00:05:45,445 我方便啊 在工作而已 I can talk, I'm just at work 98 00:05:46,117 --> 00:05:47,320 這下好了 Great 99 00:05:47,888 --> 00:05:49,572 我知道 我很疼的 I know, I'm so sore 100 00:05:54,499 --> 00:05:55,855 我也愛你 I love you too 101 00:05:56,729 --> 00:05:58,407 好的 待會打給你 再見 Ok, talk to you later, bye 102 00:06:01,183 --> 00:06:04,317 你剛才是不是對迪克說 愛 字了 Did you just use the L word with Dick? 103 00:06:04,586 --> 00:06:05,960 我們昨晚就說了 We said it last night 104 00:06:06,238 --> 00:06:07,423 珍 Jen 105 00:06:07,655 --> 00:06:09,713 太好了 你為什麼不告訴我 That's great, why did not you tell me? 106 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:12,491 你知道的 你終於去約會了 You know, you finally went on a date 107 00:06:12,691 --> 00:06:13,719 那麼糟 And it was so awful 108 00:06:13,987 --> 00:06:17,029 我的意思是你會感覺更孤單 I don't want to make you feel lonelier than you probably already feel 109 00:06:17,229 --> 00:06:19,639 實際上我很好 我一點都不孤獨 I'm fine actually, I'm not lonely 110 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,853 我生活中有兩個好男人 I have two wonderful men in my life 111 00:06:22,053 --> 00:06:23,896 布蘭登和泰勒 Brendan and Tyler 112 00:06:24,096 --> 00:06:27,041 布蘭登需要女朋友，泰勒需要鎮靜劑 Brendan needs a girlfriend and Tyler needs withering 113 00:06:27,298 --> 00:06:28,844 你在旁敲側擊要用滾床單和毒品 You』re suggesting sex and drugs 114 00:06:28,845 --> 00:06:31,298 來挽救我孩子 are the remedy for my children's behavior 115 00:06:32,414 --> 00:06:35,804 我的天 這是我夢寐以求的裙子 Oh my God this is a dress I've been wanting for ever 116 00:06:37,176 --> 00:06:38,177 什麼 What? 117 00:06:38,377 --> 00:06:39,258 不 No 118 00:06:39,546 --> 00:06:41,057 誰有那麼多錢 Who has that kind of money? 119 00:06:41,257 --> 00:06:42,242 迪克 Dick 120 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,703 試一下 絕對的辣媽款 Try it on .This is totally a Milf dress 121 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:46,792 我們不試穿客戶的衣服 We did not try on the clients』 clothes 122 00:06:46,992 --> 00:06:48,165 這是我們的賣點之一 It is one of our selling points 123 00:06:48,365 --> 00:06:51,714 當我們整理你的衣櫥的時候絕不穿你的內衣 We won't wear your underwear while we are organizing your closet 124 00:06:52,253 --> 00:06:53,601 我只是說說而已 I'm just saying 125 00:06:53,893 --> 00:06:55,126 繼續工作 Back to work 126 00:06:55,326 --> 00:06:57,269 我認為在這個衣櫥下面 I think right at the bottom of this shelf 127 00:06:57,545 --> 00:07:00,748 我們可以放鞋和儲藏 珍 We can put shoes and store... Jen! 128 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,688 坎耶，來換寶寶的尿片 Kanye come and change the baby 129 00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:07,472 諾斯尿濕了,我不想再帶她去照相了 North is wet and I don't want to drive her to camera again 130 00:07:10,383 --> 00:07:11,839 脫掉它 Ok, take it off 131 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:12,950 不 No 132 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:15,574 看 這格的衣服甚至還都有價格標籤 Look, this whole rack still has a price tag on 133 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:17,634 嚴格來說，她還沒有真正擁有這些衣服 Technically she hasn』t taken the ownership yet 134 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:19,360 此外，她還在網球俱樂部 Besides she is at the tennis club 135 00:07:19,621 --> 00:07:21,140 現在試試這個 Now try this on 136 00:07:21,416 --> 00:07:24,778 這件衣服 能把被男人騙的女人變成 This dress can change a woman from the type of man she is on 137 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,493 誘惑男人的女人 To the type of man she is with 138 00:07:29,476 --> 00:07:30,830 我要去小便 I am gonna go pee 139 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,705 貴的 貴的 Expensive, expensive 140 00:07:39,905 --> 00:07:41,494 最貴的 Most expensive 141 00:07:51,519 --> 00:07:53,127 我不知道你穿上會那麼漂亮 I did not know you are gonna look that good in it 142 00:07:54,814 --> 00:07:56,326 寶貝 怎麼了 Honey, what's wrong? 143 00:07:57,792 --> 00:07:59,537 我本應該更努力的 I should have tried harder 144 00:08:00,053 --> 00:08:02,804 我本應該穿得更性感點 I should have dressed sexier 145 00:08:03,114 --> 00:08:06,036 你沒有做錯 馬可就是一頭豬 You did't do anything wrong, Mark is a pig 146 00:08:06,724 --> 00:08:08,412 孩子們不知道 Children do not know that 147 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:10,748 他們只是 They just ... 148 00:08:11,810 --> 00:08:13,403 他們想要我們重新在一起 They want us to get back together 149 00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:16,376 我不知道怎麼向他們解釋 I do not know how to explain it to them 150 00:08:16,576 --> 00:08:20,116 是時候讓他們知道他們的爸爸是廢物 It's time for them to know that their dad is a big pie of crap 151 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:21,571 太鬱悶了 I get depressed 152 00:08:21,771 --> 00:08:24,356 我必須穿性感高跟鞋 I need to wear high sexy heels 153 00:08:24,556 --> 00:08:27,056 別跑步了 - 它有幫助 - Stop jogging - It helps 154 00:08:27,544 --> 00:08:28,931 你要嚇壞我了 It's freaking me out 155 00:08:29,186 --> 00:08:30,240 看 Look 156 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,695 我太滑稽了 I'm ridiculous 157 00:08:33,657 --> 00:08:34,745 過來 Come here 158 00:08:36,023 --> 00:08:37,457 我支持你 Jen got you 159 00:08:37,657 --> 00:08:39,335 現在我明白了人們為什麼叫你衣櫥女王 Now I see why they call you closet queens 160 00:08:41,802 --> 00:08:43,687 - 曬照片 - 發微博 - Instagram - Facebook 161 00:08:43,963 --> 00:08:45,057 太棒了 Yes! 162 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:50,258 真是個爛借口 哥們 完全是八竿子打不著啊 It was horrible, man, there was no connection at all 163 00:08:50,889 --> 00:08:53,251 我很高興 你想到了雪崩 I was so happy when you came up with the Avalanche thing 164 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:54,464 你救了我的命 That saved my life 165 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:58,057 她穿得像個副校長 And the way she dressed was like an assistant principal or something 166 00:08:58,257 --> 00:08:59,744 搞得我覺得放學後會被留堂似的 I thought I was in detention 167 00:09:00,761 --> 00:09:02,389 我有個女人介紹給你 –是嗎 I got a girl for you - Yes? 168 00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:04,966 我舞蹈班上的金髮女郎 A blond lady, from the belly dancing class 169 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:06,721 有點微胖 A little bit on the process 170 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:10,099 但是當她動起來 那個波濤洶湧啊 But when she gets to move all flapping can make it happen 171 00:09:11,508 --> 00:09:13,355 這個大塊頭的女人讓你感覺颶風來了那樣在動 That big girl hit that floor like a hurricane 172 00:09:19,378 --> 00:09:20,837 我落伍了 兄弟 我再也不約會了 I am out , man. No more dates for me 173 00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:23,709 我應該把時間和金錢花在女兒身上 It is time and money that be spending with my daughters 174 00:09:23,984 --> 00:09:25,690 看！誰來了 Look who it is 175 00:09:26,228 --> 00:09:28,797 嘿，拉裡 我的大明星 Hey Lary！ My own star！ 176 00:09:29,128 --> 00:09:32,214 - 來 擊個掌 –希拉裡 爸爸 已經夠糟了 Give me some – Hilary! dad !Which is bad enough 177 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:34,023 你打算讓我一直把手懸著嗎 Are you going to leave me hanging? 178 00:09:36,303 --> 00:09:38,500 猜猜 有什麼好消息 新的科迪亞克帳篷到了 Guess what, the new Kodiak tents just arrived 179 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:40,257 正好春假時候 In time for Spring break 180 00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:43,182 我們今年又要去後院露營嗎 We are going camping in our backyard again this year? 181 00:09:43,471 --> 00:09:44,759 怎麼了 你長大了不想玩了嗎 Why?, Are you too old for that? 182 00:09:45,273 --> 00:09:46,873 不 我班上的同學 No, it's some guys in my class 183 00:09:46,874 --> 00:09:49,273 去弗羅裡達或科羅拉多 甚至是瑞士 are going to Florida or Colorado or even Switzerland 184 00:09:51,641 --> 00:09:53,666 好吧 你們的同學都是高富帥白富美 Ok, you got a lot of rich kids in your school 185 00:09:53,866 --> 00:09:55,371 我還能怎樣 我們沒有那麼多錢 What do you want from me? We do not have that kind of money 186 00:09:55,571 --> 00:09:57,793 我知道 能去別的地方就好了 I know, but just be nice go some place 187 00:09:59,626 --> 00:10:01,308 你知道帶她去哪裡不會很貴嗎 You know where you can take them and is cheap? 188 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,015 我的肚皮舞班 My belly dacing class 189 00:10:05,594 --> 00:10:06,948 收起來吧 我說真的 Put that away, seriously 190 00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:11,220 打擾了 先生 Excuse me sir 191 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:13,529 我是來拿我的籃球校服的 I'm here to pick up my basketball uniform 192 00:10:13,729 --> 00:10:15,238 你剛才是不是叫我「先生」 Did you just call me "Sir"? 193 00:10:15,703 --> 00:10:16,724 是的 Yeah 194 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,233 我是女生 I am a girl 195 00:10:22,307 --> 00:10:23,964 那是個相當醜的女生 That's a rather ugly girl 196 00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:25,540 嘿，朋友 那是他女兒 Hey man, it's his daughter 197 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,331 嘿，寶貝 你的數學作業怎麼樣了 Hey sweetie, how is your math homework coming? 198 00:10:31,617 --> 00:10:33,476 補習老師有作用嗎 Is any of the tutor shortcuts helping? 199 00:10:34,196 --> 00:10:35,493 你約會了嗎 You went out on a date? 200 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:39,395 約會 誰告你我約會了 A date? Who told you I went on a date? 201 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,689 你該換郵箱密碼了 You should change your email password 202 00:10:40,889 --> 00:10:42,964 072099小姐 Miss 072 099 203 00:10:43,754 --> 00:10:46,611 這是我最後一次用你的生日做密碼了 That's the last time I use your birthday as key 204 00:10:46,898 --> 00:10:49,117 我不敢相信你竟然偷看我的郵件 I can not believe you read my post 205 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:50,993 布蘭登 我愛你 Brendan, I love you 206 00:10:51,264 --> 00:10:53,167 但我們得學會尊重彼此的隱私 But we have to learn to respect privacy in this house another 207 00:10:55,412 --> 00:10:56,515 吉姆是誰 Who is Jim? 208 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,162 他誰也不是 親愛的 No, honey 209 00:10:58,438 --> 00:10:59,792 他只是個逗樂小丑 A jester 210 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,134 相信我 Believe 211 00:11:01,334 --> 00:11:02,458 什麼事情都沒有 It was nothing 212 00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:04,523 -你發誓 -我發誓 Promise? - I promise 213 00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:08,641 嘿 不能在家裡玩滑輪 Hey no wheels at home 214 00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:10,250 我說過的 Like I said 215 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:11,744 抓住他 媽媽 balo mom, dale 216 00:11:11,944 --> 00:11:14,372 你和你爸爸是不是在回家路上去吃了冰淇淋 Your dad took you for ice cream back home? 217 00:11:14,572 --> 00:11:16,234 -打他屁股 -巧克力雪糕上海撒了薄荷巧克力碎片 Give a spanking - Chocolate chip 218 00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:18,520 -打趴他 -我站在了世界之巔 噢耶 Throw it down! - I'm on top of the world! 219 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,025 -哈哈 -你死定了 Yes! - You're dead! 220 00:11:23,235 --> 00:11:25,437 不要再捏乳頭了 你倆調皮鬼 Stop twisting the nipples 221 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:28,297 人身上就兩個乳頭 Only have two for the rest of their lives 222 00:11:28,497 --> 00:11:30,910 你們得尊重好愛惜好它們 They have to learn to love and respect them 223 00:11:31,521 --> 00:11:32,893 我一直都這樣 I always did 224 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:35,202 我告訴你多少次了 How many times have I told you 225 00:11:35,402 --> 00:11:38,395 在你送他回來不要給他吃高糖分的東西 Do not fill it with sugar before you drop him off? 226 00:11:38,692 --> 00:11:41,323 別這樣 跟爸爸出去吃冰淇淋蛋卷 Come on, out with dad for an ice cream cone 227 00:11:41,523 --> 00:11:42,899 可以讓孩子回味很久呢 It is a durable memory for a child 228 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:44,418 哦 好啊 Oh, ok good if 229 00:11:44,684 --> 00:11:46,523 如果爸爸能花多點時間陪他 Dad spent more time with him 230 00:11:46,723 --> 00:11:49,315 他就不用去一直回味這個了 The memories would not have to be as "Durable" 231 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:53,645 又被抓到了 和你呆在一起的時間真愉快 勞倫 Got me again, it's so nice spending time with Lauren 232 00:11:54,877 --> 00:11:56,021 包不是放在那的 That's not their place 233 00:11:58,546 --> 00:11:59,701 我們該怎麼辦 What do we do? 234 00:12:01,277 --> 00:12:04,696 哦 糟了 它要爆炸了 三 二 謝天謝地 It will explode in 3, 2 ... thank God 235 00:12:05,362 --> 00:12:06,793 太危險了 It was close 236 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,133 將近一分鐘的混亂狀態 Almost was disorganized for one minute 237 00:12:09,408 --> 00:12:10,887 -你好 -你最近過得怎麼樣 Hello - How are you? 238 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,024 挺好的 泰勒星期六有比賽你要去嗎 Well, are you going to party Tyler on Saturday? 239 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,616 去啊 當然要去 Yes!, Of course! 240 00:12:14,874 --> 00:12:16,327 太棒了 我要把你放下來 Great, I'll write down 241 00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:18,242 你最在行了 It's what you do best 242 00:12:18,824 --> 00:12:21,559 我是說放在板上 馬克 在板上 Mark on the Board, on the Board 243 00:12:21,853 --> 00:12:25,062 勞倫 孩子不需要黑板 不需要你列清單 Lauren kids do not need a blackboard, need a list 244 00:12:25,326 --> 00:12:27,767 他們知道可以指望我 就這樣 They know they can count on me, that's all 245 00:12:28,052 --> 00:12:30,044 爸爸 你可以幫我完成作業嗎 Dad, can you help me with my homework? 246 00:12:30,244 --> 00:12:33,104 噢 我不行 哥們 對不起 我有事要做 Oh, sorry I can't.I have to go to a "Thing" 247 00:12:33,395 --> 00:12:35,739 問你媽媽吧 這並不能證明什麼 Ask your mother, this does not prove my behavior 248 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,072 你走了嗎 Is he gone? 249 00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:15,654 -拉裡 你想要去打籃球嗎 -爸 Hilary? Want to go to ...? - Dad! 250 00:13:17,891 --> 00:13:19,442 出去 Get out 251 00:13:19,642 --> 00:13:20,967 你幹嘛不敲門 Why wouldn't you knock? 252 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,168 對不起 寶貝 我什麼都沒看到 Sorry, did not see anything 253 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:24,962 噢 真是謝謝你 Thank you very much 254 00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:26,506 不 不 不 No, no, no 255 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,859 有大把好看的 There was plenty to see 256 00:13:30,324 --> 00:13:32,931 我只是沒看見什麼膠體的東西 I just do not see anything weird 257 00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:36,292 -碰個拳怎麼樣 -不要 What if bumped fists? - No 258 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,977 拉裡 我們都需要來一個 Both need 259 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,285 我們沒事了 We are good 260 00:13:57,443 --> 00:14:00,355 嘿 這裡面什麼情況 hey,how are we doing in here? 261 00:14:00,638 --> 00:14:01,839 我在和媽媽說話 I'm talking to mom 262 00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:04,510 太好了 你們說了什麼 Great, what do they talk? 263 00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:06,708 女生的話題 Things Girl 264 00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:11,671 好吧 只是想讓你知道我也很會聊女生的話題 Ok, so you know me too I'm good with girly things 265 00:14:13,077 --> 00:14:14,383 抱歉 等我一下 Excuse me a moment 266 00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:18,038 謝謝你 爸爸 但是 Thanks Dad, but 267 00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:19,979 我只想和媽媽說 I just want to talk to Mom 268 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,148 那行 那行 Sure,sure 269 00:14:22,422 --> 00:14:23,582 代我向她問好 Greet her from me 270 00:14:27,726 --> 00:14:29,084 我沒有貼紙了 I already ran out of stickers 271 00:14:29,658 --> 00:14:32,245 你的臉也快貼完了 你怎麼了 Now you're out the face, What happened to you? 272 00:14:33,161 --> 00:14:34,894 現在我可以和奧斯本一起玩嗎 Can I play with Espn now? 273 00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:37,059 奧斯本想靜靜地呆著 Espn is on her time alone 274 00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:40,487 和隱形的媽媽在一起 With Mom invisible? 275 00:14:40,687 --> 00:14:42,220 是的 我們看不見 Invisible, yes 276 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:46,446 -只有奧斯本一個人能看得見 這不公平 -我知道 How can you see it? - I know 277 00:14:46,646 --> 00:14:48,301 我真希望我能看到媽媽 I wish I could see her 278 00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:49,945 我也是 Me too 279 00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:51,209 來 木哇 Come here 280 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,041 -吃奶酪通心粉嗎 -奶酪通心粉 Macaroni and cheese? - Macaroni and Cheese 281 00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:02,203 好的 Yes! 282 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,664 我是說 他在到處看 到處找你 He's looking around, looking for you 283 00:15:12,864 --> 00:15:13,864 你明明知道是今天 我都標記在日曆上了 You knew it was today I put on the calendar 284 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,699 勞倫 開會的時間比我估計的長 你想我怎麼樣 Lauren,the meeting is longer than I expected. what do you want from me? 285 00:15:19,028 --> 00:15:21,932 我只是想要你當好爸爸就可以了 我受不了了 You know what, I just want you to be a dad 286 00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:25,061 你為什麼不去附近的小吃店 Why do not you go to the 287 00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:27,074 問問有沒有鎮定藥賣 cafeteria to see if they sell "Tranquilizer pills"? 288 00:15:27,353 --> 00:15:28,684 鎮定藥 "Tranquilizer pills"? 289 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,424 你怎麼不滾回九十年代 Why do not you go back to 1990? 290 00:15:33,189 --> 00:15:34,935 你居然來看棒球賽 You are at a baseball game? 291 00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:37,358 我要和迪克去神秘旅行 I'm going on a mystery tour Dick 292 00:15:37,795 --> 00:15:38,894 聽起來很棒啊 That's great 293 00:15:39,094 --> 00:15:41,286 我根本不知道我們要去哪 他太多奇思妙想了 I have no idea where we're going, he is so funny 294 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,245 我好激動 I'm so excited 295 00:15:46,407 --> 00:15:48,440 接下來出場的是 23號擊球手 泰勒雷諾茲 Tyler Reynolds! 296 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,181 加油 泰勒 Well, go Tyler! 297 00:15:51,973 --> 00:15:54,210 -加油 泰勒 -讓這孩子上場 go Tyler - This bat boy? 298 00:15:54,485 --> 00:15:57,128 這是規定 每個孩子都得參加兩局 Well, everyone has to play 299 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,547 就算是他這樣子的孩子都可以上 Even kids like him 300 00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:01,444 你最好閉上你的鳥嘴 Best you shut 301 00:16:01,644 --> 00:16:03,485 要不然我把整個拳頭塞進你嘴裡 Or I'll put my whole fist in your mouth 302 00:16:05,261 --> 00:16:08,070 那個投手多少歲 他看起來像個納斯卡賽車手 How old is this pitcher? Looks like a Nascar driver 303 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,520 -一振 -要不要這樣 -Strike - Come 304 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,328 沒事的 寶貝 振作起來 It's ok , honey.Shake it off. 305 00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:22,210 噢 不 他要崩潰了嗎 Do not give you attack it? 306 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:24,978 不 他還有兩次機會 沒事的 No, you have two more chances will be fine 307 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:26,731 好了 我現在該走了 Ok, I better go now then 308 00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,523 噢 對了 我需要休一個星期假 By the way, I need a week off 309 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,330 噢 好 沒問題 假期是什麼時候 Yeah sure, when's the vacation? 310 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,015 從今天起兩個星期 Two weeks from today 311 00:16:32,287 --> 00:16:33,950 等一下 這可不行 Wait,no, that's not gonna work 312 00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:37,256 因為現在是春假 我要照顧孩子們 It's spring break and I've gotta take care of the boys 313 00:16:37,986 --> 00:16:40,200 -二振 -什麼 Strike 2 - What? 314 00:16:40,505 --> 00:16:42,202 沒事的 寶貝 你可以的 It is ok sweetie, you got this 315 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,432 等這孩子出局的時候看下他會怎樣 Check out what happens when the kid strikes out 316 00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:48,692 如果你不馬上閉嘴我會打死你 If you do not shut up now I will destroy you 317 00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:50,152 他媽的混蛋 Fucking asshole 318 00:16:51,691 --> 00:16:53,836 我還以為馬克會帶孩子們去漂流 I thought Mark would come to the game 319 00:16:54,036 --> 00:16:55,918 噢 真是意外啊 他取消了 For variety, canceled 320 00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:57,370 出差 Business trip? 321 00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:01,101 現在我絞盡腦汁在想一個比那更好的計劃 Now I am racking my head to figure out how to compete with that 322 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,970 你沒辦法 沒時間了 You won't,there is no time 323 00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:04,846 為什麼我們都要呆在家裡呢 Why not stay home? 324 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,772 你是世界上最好的夥伴 You're the best business partner ever 325 00:17:09,823 --> 00:17:11,655 -三振出局 -我討厭死這樣了 Strike three - I hate this 326 00:17:11,855 --> 00:17:13,733 我好遜 I suck! 327 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,158 天哪 又來了 Oh God, here we go again 328 00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:25,576 也許你們應該試試羽毛球 Maybe you should try badminton 329 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:28,398 也許你該試試漱口劑 Maybe you should try mouth-wash 330 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:31,091 -除臭劑 -和睪丸酮補充劑 And deodorant - And some testosterone supplement 331 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,233 還有偉哥 And some viagra 332 00:17:32,515 --> 00:17:33,856 我猜的 I'm just assuming 333 00:17:35,149 --> 00:17:37,092 還要刮一下你脖子 And shave your neck 334 00:17:37,836 --> 00:17:39,437 它好多毛 It is very hairy 335 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,233 什麼 What? 336 00:18:50,403 --> 00:18:51,357 不 Not 337 00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:03,426 該死的 Damn it 338 00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:09,503 -爹地 -嗯 Daddy? - Yes 339 00:19:10,314 --> 00:19:11,887 你想念媽咪的什麼 What do you miss about Mommy? 340 00:19:13,296 --> 00:19:16,051 我想念媽咪的什麼 What do I miss about mommy 341 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,712 全部 Everything 342 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,723 我想念她的大笑 I miss her laugh 343 00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:26,180 她的微笑 And her smile 344 00:19:26,872 --> 00:19:30,238 我想念她遺傳給你的小鼻子 And I miss his little nose that she gave to you 345 00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:32,975 幸好你沒有遺傳我的 要不然你看起來就會很奇怪 Luckily you did not inherit mine . Or you'd look very weird 346 00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:35,097 是啊 Yeah 347 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:39,030 我想念我們每次看奧茲國的女巫的時候 I miss every time we saw movies 348 00:19:39,598 --> 00:19:42,038 -我很愛那部電影 -我知道 - I love that movie - I know 349 00:19:42,238 --> 00:19:43,763 她會給我們唱裡面所有的歌 She would sing all the songs to us 350 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,391 特別是那首 彩虹之上 Especially "Somewhere over the rainbow " 351 00:19:48,285 --> 00:19:50,440 你知道我最想念什麼嗎 You know what's the most I miss about her? 352 00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:52,371 什麼 What? 353 00:19:53,163 --> 00:19:55,856 告訴她我有多愛她 forgetting to tell her how much I love her 354 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,210 你被允許對其他人做這件事嗎 Are you are allowed to do that with someone else? 355 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,687 我被允許嗎 Am I allowed? 356 00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:07,525 你媽媽臨走之前 Your mother, before she left 357 00:20:09,049 --> 00:20:10,658 一直在叫我 All she was talking about is 358 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:13,162 去找另一個 me finding somebody else 359 00:20:15,287 --> 00:20:19,134 但我告訴她我不能 因為她是我唯一的最愛 But I told her I can't because she is my one and only 360 00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:22,485 媽咪怎麼說 What did Mommy say? 361 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,802 你媽媽說 Your mom said 362 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,629 我的心很大 My heart is so big 363 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,847 大到足夠容納兩個人 that it has room for two 364 00:20:31,389 --> 00:20:33,773 這是我想念你媽媽的另一個地方 That's another thing I miss about your mother 365 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:37,746 她真的認為我很厲害 She actually thought I was awesome 366 00:20:39,161 --> 00:20:40,958 我覺得你很厲害 爹地 I think you're awesome, daddy 367 00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:45,859 謝謝 Thanks 368 00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,290 嘿 爸爸 額 Daddy? 369 00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:50,563 我有些私事 然後我需要借你的車 I have a personal effand and I need to borrow the car 370 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,431 這樣 我不在的時候你還不能開 Well, you can not drive without me yet 371 00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:55,675 而且必須有人在這裡陪著你妹妹 And somebody has to stay here with your sisters 372 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:59,089 爸 我有 私事 Dad, I have a "Personal errand" 373 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,583 那是什麼意思 你要去打某個人嗎 What does that even mean? Are you taking a hit out on somebody? 374 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,388 爸爸 她來大姑媽了 Dad, she is menstruating 375 00:21:05,588 --> 00:21:09,184 -什麼 -我來例假了 What? - I have my period! 376 00:21:10,246 --> 00:21:12,138 噢 我忘了你會有這些 I forgot you get those 377 00:21:13,914 --> 00:21:15,333 珍珠衛生棉 Tampax Pearl 378 00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:17,755 清洗液 清新氣味 Refreshing 379 00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:20,845 含藥 和 甜蜜浪漫 Medicated and sweet romance 380 00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:25,345 好的 現在我們還不需要甜蜜浪漫 Yes, let's not be doing this romance quite yet 381 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,111 體蔚女性清潔劑 Poisw feminine wash, Poise 382 00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:31,148 體慰 這發音有點接近了 夥計 Poise??, That's a little close ,guy 383 00:21:32,232 --> 00:21:33,602 永潔 Always clean? 384 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,250 其實我也能用用 I could actually use those 385 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:40,887 女神杯 是什麼 拿來沖咖啡的嗎 What is a Diva cup? Is that to make coffee? 386 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,659 我不明白 I don't know 387 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,612 你們用哪種的 What kind do you guys use? 388 00:22:04,576 --> 00:22:05,391 -不 -你好 No! - Hello 389 00:22:08,407 --> 00:22:09,438 不要告訴我 Do not tell me 390 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,069 -勞倫 -勞倫 Lauren - Lauren 391 00:22:12,782 --> 00:22:13,977 貓頭鷹先生 Mr Hooters 392 00:22:14,281 --> 00:22:15,275 吉姆 Jim 393 00:22:15,774 --> 00:22:17,202 你的毛衣裡面有什麼嗎 What's going on in the sweater? 394 00:22:17,493 --> 00:22:18,964 就是為了雜誌麼 Just for the articles? 395 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,338 不 其實這些是 No, these are actually um 396 00:22:22,538 --> 00:22:23,894 給我的兒子的 for my son 397 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:26,919 哇 好前衛的媽媽 What a progressive mother 398 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:31,215 我在他床底發現一張裸體插頁 然後我把它撕掉了 I found a couple of pages under bed and I tore it up 399 00:22:32,798 --> 00:22:35,335 雜誌上的 不是網上的 From a magazine? Not the internet? 400 00:22:35,815 --> 00:22:37,711 他很守舊派 我很尊敬這點 It's old school, I respect that 401 00:22:37,911 --> 00:22:39,088 你為什麼要撕了 Why did you tear it up? 402 00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:42,032 因為作為一個女人 我覺得被冒犯了 Because I was a woman, I was totally offended 403 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:45,133 你不需要如此 這是成長中的正常階段 You do not have to be, it's normal part of growing up 404 00:22:47,481 --> 00:22:51,474 好吧 但他把我們家保姆的臉部照片貼了上去 Ok, but he takes a picture of our babysitter's head on it 405 00:22:52,185 --> 00:22:54,257 好 這就是病了 得治 Ok, that's sick. He needs help 406 00:22:54,535 --> 00:22:56,871 差不多要成神經病了 It is on the verge of insanity 407 00:22:57,071 --> 00:23:00,161 噢真好笑 如果你有孩子你才會明白 -三個女兒 Funny, if you had kid you would understand - Three daughters 408 00:23:00,361 --> 00:23:01,667 這很複雜 Shit 409 00:23:02,239 --> 00:23:03,714 你有三個女兒 You have three daughters? 410 00:23:03,914 --> 00:23:07,659 是的 你還有其他小孩還是只有這個自慰者 Yes, do you have another child or just the masturbator? 411 00:23:08,548 --> 00:23:10,156 他有個弟弟 He has a younger brother 412 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,154 啊哈 也許你能好好教育那個小的 Maybe you'll do a better job with that kid 413 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:14,684 我只是在開玩笑 I'm just joking 414 00:23:14,884 --> 00:23:17,168 那怎樣 你準備趁他發現之前放回去嗎 So what? Are you here to replace it before the kid finds out? 415 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:21,897 是 但我不知道是哪本雜誌 我只 Yes, but I can not tell what magazine that's from, I just ... 416 00:23:22,154 --> 00:23:24,261 你還有那張插頁的碎片嗎 Have some leftover image? 417 00:23:25,427 --> 00:23:26,692 嗯 我有 Yes , I do 418 00:23:32,274 --> 00:23:34,310 我 額 我試著粘回去 I tried to tape it back 419 00:23:34,805 --> 00:23:36,546 做得很好 我幾乎看不出來 You did a great job, I can hardly tell 420 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:41,652 快照雜誌 Snapper Magazine 421 00:23:42,175 --> 00:23:43,258 你怎麼知道 How can you tell? 422 00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:44,496 從書釘的位置看出來的 From the the staples' place 423 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:46,452 還有紙張的質感 And the way the paper feel 424 00:23:46,652 --> 00:23:48,100 而且我家裡也有一本 and I already have thia copy at home 425 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,674 要不要擊個拳 What if bumped fists? 426 00:23:53,671 --> 00:23:55,007 沒錯 就是這本 Yeah, that's the one 427 00:23:55,752 --> 00:23:58,685 聽著 我想有件事我們能互相幫助 Listen, I found that something could help us both 428 00:24:00,213 --> 00:24:01,924 也能免去一些尷尬 And save some of our embarrassment 429 00:24:02,124 --> 00:24:05,541 我帶這個去收銀員那 你替我拿這個 I'll bring that to the cashier and you bring this up for me 430 00:24:07,604 --> 00:24:08,739 這是給你女兒的嗎 Are these for your daughter? 431 00:24:09,024 --> 00:24:12,779 是啊 她15歲了 她的 好朋友 剛剛來訪 yeah,she is 15 and her friend just pay a visit 432 00:24:13,739 --> 00:24:17,158 好吧 這個是給更年老的 朋友 的 Ok, well these are for a much older friend 433 00:24:17,637 --> 00:24:21,637 那種呆在比你女兒的更大一點的 空間 裡 A much heavier friend staying in a much bigger room 434 00:24:22,185 --> 00:24:23,534 的重量級 朋友 than your daughter has 435 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,863 你在說啥 You lost me 436 00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:27,497 我知道你在說啥了 噢 You found me 437 00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:29,692 -我能擊你的拳嗎 -不 Can I get a bump? - No 438 00:24:33,929 --> 00:24:35,645 好 我們去結賬吧 Ok, let's do this 439 00:24:35,915 --> 00:24:38,104 -總共13塊 -嗨 我是湯姆 They will be $ 13 - Hello, I'm Tom 440 00:24:40,005 --> 00:24:41,778 -你的零錢 -嗨 我是湯姆 Here is your change - Hello, I'm Tom 441 00:24:42,525 --> 00:24:43,548 嗯 你告訴過我了 yah you've told me 442 00:24:43,829 --> 00:24:44,888 下一個 Next 443 00:24:49,017 --> 00:24:51,139 我還記得用薄舒寶的時光 I remember these days 444 00:24:51,339 --> 00:24:53,032 你肯定在做運動吧 You must be doing your exercising 445 00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:56,588 現在 我需要六張這種疊在一起 Nowadays I need six of these taped together 446 00:24:57,683 --> 00:24:59,140 好的 繼續吧 Ok, moving on ... 447 00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:07,182 週六晚的瘋狂對吧 哈 小左手 Rock on Saturday hours, huh leftie? 448 00:25:07,604 --> 00:25:10,129 不是我的 這是給她的孩子的 That's not mine, that's for her child 449 00:25:11,007 --> 00:25:12,525 哦 真前衛的媽媽 Pretty progressive mom 450 00:25:13,694 --> 00:25:16,567 是的 我也是這麼說的 Yes, that's what I said to her too 451 00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:23,216 她很重視她的家庭教育 所以 She just takes it for home schooling , very seriously, that's why 452 00:25:24,602 --> 00:25:25,834 我們能把這些拿走了嗎 Can I have those? 453 00:25:26,535 --> 00:25:29,600 她要回家教育孩子了 所以 She has to go home with the child and get it started, so ... 454 00:25:31,032 --> 00:25:32,210 保重 take care 455 00:25:32,410 --> 00:25:33,368 好 If 456 00:25:33,934 --> 00:25:35,199 嗨 我是湯姆 Hi, I'm Tom 457 00:25:37,107 --> 00:25:39,613 十分謝謝你出賣了我 Thanks a lot for selling me out back 458 00:25:39,813 --> 00:25:41,143 噢 她甚至都沒在聽 She didn't even hear about 459 00:25:41,343 --> 00:25:43,493 -對不起 我緊張了 -噢 看出來了 - I am panicked,I am sorry - Oh ,I noticed 460 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,026 謝謝 Thank you 461 00:25:45,226 --> 00:25:48,094 我不敢相信你有三個女兒 I can not believe you have three girls 462 00:25:48,294 --> 00:25:49,851 你想說什麼 What does that even mean? 463 00:25:50,051 --> 00:25:52,561 我只是沒法想像你身邊有三個女兒 I just can't imagine you have three girls 464 00:25:52,722 --> 00:25:53,902 那就別想 Don't then 465 00:25:55,082 --> 00:25:57,296 對不起 她們叫什麼名 Sorry, what are their names? 466 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,525 希拉裡 盧 還有艾斯本 Hilary, Lou and Espn 467 00:26:01,299 --> 00:26:02,458 艾斯本 Espn 468 00:26:02,779 --> 00:26:04,684 很特別 它是出自聖經嗎 It is unique, is it biblical? 469 00:26:05,405 --> 00:26:06,452 不 No 470 00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:08,268 依據我最愛的廣播網起的 Named that after my favorite net work 471 00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:18,899 -不是吧 -真的 - Not - Yeah 472 00:26:19,569 --> 00:26:20,671 -什麼 What? 473 00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:22,310 很酷吧 Pretty cool 474 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:24,374 我的天 Omg 475 00:26:24,574 --> 00:26:26,803 你的妻子一定是個聖人 Your wife must have been a saint 476 00:26:27,862 --> 00:26:28,881 她是 She was 477 00:26:29,523 --> 00:26:32,137 你的丈夫肯定非常冷靜地處理那個 Your husband must be very patient dealing with ... 478 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:39,083 芝士棒隊長的又一個迷人觀點 Another charming sentiment from Captain cheese sticks 479 00:26:39,283 --> 00:26:40,387 你知道嗎 貓頭鷹餐廳 You know what, Hooters is 480 00:26:40,388 --> 00:26:42,332 對你來說太好了 我不會再帶你去了 too good for you.I'll never bring you there again 481 00:26:42,618 --> 00:26:46,496 好吧 那我可要學著習慣沒有貓頭鷹餐廳的生活了 Well ,then I guess I'll have to learn to get through life without Hooters 482 00:26:46,696 --> 00:26:48,824 你一直都做得很好 You 've been doing a pretty damn good job so far! 483 00:26:51,269 --> 00:26:52,409 這說不通 This doesn't make any sense 484 00:26:52,609 --> 00:26:54,496 我沒意識到它們這麼大 I did not realize they were that big 485 00:27:01,609 --> 00:27:02,785 噢 管它呢 Oh ,whatever 486 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:16,602 孩子們 很不幸你爸爸突然要去出差 Guys, unfortunately your dad had a business trip that came up 487 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:20,101 所以你們的漂流之旅只能推遲到夏天了 So your white water rafting trip is gonna get postponed till this summer 488 00:27:20,301 --> 00:27:21,047 什麼 What? 489 00:27:21,247 --> 00:27:22,851 我們就呆在這一個星期沒事幹 We are stuck here doing nothing all week? 490 00:27:23,051 --> 00:27:25,636 我另有計劃啊 很棒的計劃 I have plans, I have great plans actually 491 00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:26,836 什麼 比如打保齡球和去商場嗎 Like what? Bowling and going to the mall? 492 00:27:29,451 --> 00:27:30,840 你怎麼知道 How did you know? 493 00:27:31,393 --> 00:27:32,463 最好是爸爸 Bet that's Dad 494 00:27:32,663 --> 00:27:34,295 也許他會帶我們一起出差 Maybe he'll take us on his business trip 495 00:27:36,741 --> 00:27:38,564 嗨 你媽媽在家嗎 Oh hey, is your mom home? 496 00:27:39,395 --> 00:27:41,502 什麼叫你媽媽在家嗎 你是誰 What do you mean "is your mom home"? Who are you? 497 00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:42,992 我是吉姆 I am Jim 498 00:27:43,192 --> 00:27:46,947 吉姆 Jim66@DSG.Com Jim? Jim66@DSG.Com?? 499 00:27:47,245 --> 00:27:50,169 這是什麼 約會電視台嗎 是的 你猜對了 What's this ?Dateline NBC? Yes, you got it right 500 00:27:50,459 --> 00:27:51,389 你要幹嘛 What do you want? 501 00:27:51,589 --> 00:27:53,487 我想和你媽媽談談 沒什麼大事 I need to talk to your mother, not a big deal 502 00:27:53,687 --> 00:27:55,371 她說她對你沒興趣 Shw said she is not interested in you 503 00:27:55,571 --> 00:27:57,747 相信我 指環王 我也對她沒興趣 Believe me , Frodo ,I don't like her either. 504 00:27:57,947 --> 00:27:59,607 我得和她弄清一件事 Unfortunately I have to sort something out with her 505 00:27:59,807 --> 00:28:01,562 布蘭登 誰在 Brendan,honey, who is at the ...? 506 00:28:01,762 --> 00:28:02,571 嘿 Hey 507 00:28:03,831 --> 00:28:04,975 吉姆 Jim 508 00:28:05,175 --> 00:28:06,912 你說謊 騙子 你喜歡他 Liar, you like him 509 00:28:07,112 --> 00:28:09,646 什麼 我沒撒謊 他是個搞笑小丑 What, I didn't lie, he is a buffoon 510 00:28:09,846 --> 00:28:11,598 -我說過的 -別跟我講話 - Just like I said - Don't talk to me 511 00:28:11,798 --> 00:28:12,719 永遠別跟我說話 Ever 512 00:28:12,919 --> 00:28:14,767 不 親愛的 別這樣 No sweety, come on 513 00:28:17,952 --> 00:28:18,795 好啦 Great 514 00:28:18,995 --> 00:28:20,897 哪個是自慰者 大的那個嗎 Wich one was the masturbator? The big one? 515 00:28:21,615 --> 00:28:23,510 你為什麼會在這 你想幹嘛 Why are you here? What do you want? 516 00:28:24,042 --> 00:28:26,417 藥店的那個老傢伙弄混了我們的信用卡 The old bag at the pharmacy, mixed up our card 517 00:28:26,703 --> 00:28:29,647 不可能 因為我的信用卡整理得很好 That's impossible because I keep my cards very organized 518 00:28:29,905 --> 00:28:31,123 根據顏色 編碼 In fact I keep them in color ... 519 00:28:31,323 --> 00:28:34,646 好吧 那我把它給回它主人吧 勞倫雷諾茲 你認識她嗎 All right,I'll give this back to whoever it belongs to. Lauren Reynolds?, You know her? 520 00:28:35,027 --> 00:28:36,048 你見過她嗎 Have you met her? 521 00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:40,555 哦 我的天 我不知道我最近怎麼了 God! I don't know what's wrong with me lately, 522 00:28:40,556 --> 00:28:42,102 我覺得腦子越來越不好使 I feel like I'm losing my mind 523 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:43,974 進來吧 Just come in 524 00:28:44,174 --> 00:28:46,400 等等 你怎麼知道我住在哪裡 So wait, how do you know where I live? 525 00:28:46,672 --> 00:28:49,641 我谷歌你 然後 衣櫃皇后 出現了 I googled you and the "Closet Queens" came up 526 00:28:50,436 --> 00:28:51,652 你是同性戀嗎 You are a lesbian? 527 00:28:52,388 --> 00:28:53,427 不是 No 528 00:28:54,819 --> 00:28:58,819 我們整理衣櫃 而且我們最厲害 所以我們是皇后 We organize closets and we're the best, so we're queens 529 00:28:59,496 --> 00:29:00,798 衣櫃皇后 "Closet Queens" 530 00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:03,395 也許是照片混淆了我 Maybe the picture was confusing me 531 00:29:03,983 --> 00:29:05,267 什麼照片 What picture? 532 00:29:08,951 --> 00:29:10,519 那些滑頭 Those little weasels 533 00:29:10,789 --> 00:29:13,074 你的女朋友知道我們曾經約會過嗎 Your girlfriend ,does she know we went out on a date? 534 00:29:13,075 --> 00:29:14,789 她會殺了我嗎 她看起來像個瘋子 Is she gonna kill me? She looks nuts 535 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,572 勞倫 Lauren 536 00:29:16,772 --> 00:29:18,325 -她在這 -我需要和你談談 - Here she is - I have to talk to you 537 00:29:19,647 --> 00:29:21,850 我從來沒碰過她 她拒絕了我 I never touched her, she repulses me 538 00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:23,464 -什麼 -什麼 - What? - What? 539 00:29:23,664 --> 00:29:24,791 珍 怎麼啦 Jen, what's wrong? 540 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:26,835 我和迪克分手了 It's over between me and Dick 541 00:29:27,035 --> 00:29:29,198 -分手了 -我以為你不喜歡男人 Over? - I thought you don't like Dick 542 00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:32,935 但你們剛開始用愛字 But you guys just started using the "L" Word 543 00:29:33,135 --> 00:29:36,318 愛字 我明白了 你們是我猜的那個嗎 the "L" Word? I saw that, So you guys on that one I'm guessing? 544 00:29:36,518 --> 00:29:38,597 不好意思 你是誰 你是來修東西的嗎 Sorry, who are you? Are you here to fix something? 545 00:29:38,797 --> 00:29:40,356 你最好趕快去修 Because you should probably go and do that 546 00:29:40,556 --> 00:29:42,268 我是吉姆 我不會對你造成威脅的 I'm Jim, I'm not a threat 547 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:45,823 -吉姆 -相親的那個傢伙 - Jim? - The Blind Date Guy 548 00:29:46,023 --> 00:29:48,640 -你說那是場災難 -確實是 - You said that was a disaster - It was 549 00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:50,623 -你說他是個失敗的胖子 You said he was a chubby loser 550 00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:51,892 他是 He is 551 00:29:52,092 --> 00:29:53,541 你沒提過他的聲音 You didn't mention he has 552 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:56,092 像喝了很多奶製品那樣沙啞 tha high phelgmy voice like he drinks a lot of dairy 553 00:29:57,074 --> 00:29:59,347 -我知道 -女士們 我就站在這裡 我什麼都聽得到 - I know - Standing right here ladies, hearing everything 554 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,326 好了 我們的信用卡被調換了 Alright! Our cards got switched 555 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,322 -所以我們在處理這事 -迪克怎麼啦 - So we're just dealing with that - What happened with Dick? 556 00:30:04,572 --> 00:30:06,649 他扔了個大炸彈給我 He just dropped a mature bomb on me 557 00:30:06,928 --> 00:30:08,211 他已經結婚了 He's married 558 00:30:08,411 --> 00:30:09,543 不 更糟糕 No ,worse 559 00:30:09,743 --> 00:30:11,015 他有孩子了 He's got kids 560 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,128 噢 你還在這裡 為什麼 Oh, you still here, why? 561 00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:20,192 你還是拿著我的信用卡 為什麼 You still have my card, Why? 562 00:30:20,392 --> 00:30:21,744 等一下 你打算 Wait, you're just going 563 00:30:21,745 --> 00:30:24,392 和他分手就是因為他有孩子 to break up with him because he has children? 564 00:30:25,149 --> 00:30:28,243 5個孩子 5個 Five children, five 565 00:30:28,443 --> 00:30:29,905 我是誰 朱莉安德魯斯嗎 What am I ,Julie Andrews? 566 00:30:30,105 --> 00:30:31,521 我要縫出一樣的服裝 I'm gonna sew matching outfits 567 00:30:31,522 --> 00:30:33,516 和唱歌來逃避納粹嗎 and sing to escape the Nazis? 568 00:30:33,828 --> 00:30:35,763 他問我想不想成為其中一員 He asked me if I wanted to be part of the team 569 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,455 不 我不想 No I don't 570 00:30:37,655 --> 00:30:39,142 也許你應該 Oh maybe you should just go on that 571 00:30:39,143 --> 00:30:41,655 去那趟旅行 和迪克單獨呆在一起 trip and you know, spend some alone time with Dick 572 00:30:42,254 --> 00:30:44,554 不 他希望孩子們也一起去 No, he wanted the kids to come with us 573 00:30:44,754 --> 00:30:47,932 他想讓我在 有趣和中立的環境 下瞭解孩子們 He wanted me to get to know them on "Fun and neutral environment" 574 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,271 五個孩子 難道他姓西奧多波裡斯嗎 Five kids, is his last name is Theodopolis? 575 00:30:51,722 --> 00:30:52,751 是的 Yes 576 00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:54,501 難以置信 他是我老闆 That's incredible, that's my boss 577 00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:58,788 他是所有迪克商店的老闆 我管理裡奇菲爾德的店 He owns all the Dick's sporting goods. I manage the Richfield 578 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:00,952 當然了 Of course you do 579 00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:02,865 迪克僱傭很多有特殊需要的人 Dick takes a lot of special 580 00:31:02,866 --> 00:31:05,481 讓他們去做 經理 needs people and makes them "Managers" Of something 581 00:31:05,893 --> 00:31:08,179 這樣他們就有名片了 讓他們自我感覺很重要 So they can have a business card and feel important 582 00:31:08,427 --> 00:31:09,987 真替你高興 Good for you! 583 00:31:10,187 --> 00:31:12,320 那解釋了 解釋了很多東西 That explains it. That explains a lot 584 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,820 事實上我在衣櫃皇后那申請了工作 Actually I applied to work at Closet Queens but 585 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:18,322 但他們說已經有一隻猩猩填補了空缺 They said there is already a gorilla filling that position 586 00:31:19,842 --> 00:31:21,337 【這是甲狀腺問題】 It's a thyroid thing 587 00:31:22,621 --> 00:31:23,934 他準備帶你去哪 Where was he going to take you? 588 00:31:24,165 --> 00:31:25,265 非洲 Africa 589 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:27,604 本來會是很美好的 看看這 It was gonna be incredible, look at that 590 00:31:28,143 --> 00:31:29,444 沙灘 沙灘 遊獵 Sun, sand, safaris 591 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,500 我的天 Omg 592 00:31:31,774 --> 00:31:33,398 他一定很喜歡你 He must really like you a lot 593 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:36,021 對不起 我完全不明白 Sorry, I'm not getting it at all 594 00:31:36,221 --> 00:31:38,722 行了 我們的事已經解決了 Ok, and this concludes our business 595 00:31:39,505 --> 00:31:40,627 謝謝 Thank you ,Africa 596 00:31:41,622 --> 00:31:45,273 所以現在他準備自己帶著全部孩子去那嗎 So he's just gonna go there all by himself with the kids ? 597 00:31:45,525 --> 00:31:46,432 不 No 598 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:49,174 他現在心都碎了 沒人會去 He's heartbroken now .Nobody gets to go 599 00:31:49,414 --> 00:31:50,951 噢 該死的 Oh ,damn it! 600 00:31:51,801 --> 00:31:53,426 他為什麼要共同撫養權 Why does he have to have joint custody?, 601 00:31:53,427 --> 00:31:55,232 我以為都是媽媽得到孩子的撫養權 I thought the mother always got the kids 602 00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:58,759 我是說 還有一個星期 我希望他能拿回他的錢 I mean... this is a weekaway, I hope be gets his money back 603 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,010 一個星期 A week out? 604 00:32:00,524 --> 00:32:01,342 沒可能了 Not a chance 605 00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:03,688 也許在非洲事情的運作方式會不一樣 Well maybe they do things differently in Africa 606 00:32:03,951 --> 00:32:07,583 我忘了你是衣櫃專家和非洲退款政策專家 I forgot you're an expert in closets and African refund policies 607 00:32:07,783 --> 00:32:08,955 趕他出去 Kick him out 608 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,720 別讓他這樣對你說話 Don't let him talk to you like that 609 00:32:10,987 --> 00:32:12,113 滾出去 Get out 610 00:32:13,810 --> 00:32:14,734 珍 Jen 611 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:18,768 如果能去一次這樣的旅行 我的孩子會願意付出一切 My boys would give anything to go on a vacation like this 612 00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:21,484 西奧多波裡斯先生 你好 我是吉姆 弗裡德曼 Mr. Theodopolis, Hi! It's Jim Freedman 613 00:32:21,684 --> 00:32:23,261 我不想像禿鷲般 I don't mean to be a vulture 614 00:32:23,262 --> 00:32:25,684 在你感情的殘骸裡搾取好處 picking on the carecass of your dead relationship 615 00:32:27,042 --> 00:32:28,421 但我想知道 But I wonder ... 616 00:32:28,621 --> 00:32:30,590 你願不願意把你的旅行賣給我 If you would be willing to sell me the vacation 617 00:32:30,790 --> 00:32:32,805 你原本要和鬼王姐姐去的那個 you were gonna go on with Freddy Krueger's sister? 618 00:32:33,005 --> 00:32:34,357 我是說 我一直存錢一直存 I mean I've been saving and 619 00:32:34,358 --> 00:32:36,612 但也沒辦法全價買下來 saving I could never give him full value for it 620 00:32:36,812 --> 00:32:38,868 但拿回來一些總比沒有要好 對嗎 先生 But something is better than nothing, Right sir? 621 00:32:39,068 --> 00:32:40,456 只有我們三個 It will just be the three of us 622 00:32:40,656 --> 00:32:43,242 只有我們四個 所以我們只需要一間房 It will just be the four of us so we'd only need one room 623 00:32:43,442 --> 00:32:44,945 我的天 Omg 624 00:32:45,218 --> 00:32:46,825 等我告訴兒子們 Wait until I tell the boys 625 00:32:47,025 --> 00:32:49,040 等我告訴女兒們 Oh, wait until I tell the girls 626 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,284 -我們要去非洲啦 -我們要去非洲啦 - We're going to Africa! - We're going to Africa! 627 00:33:10,576 --> 00:33:11,981 我不敢相信我們竟然在這 I can not believe we're here 628 00:33:12,181 --> 00:33:13,459 媽媽 這太棒了 This is pretty cool, Mom 629 00:33:13,755 --> 00:33:14,668 是啊 Yeah 630 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:22,913 所以我做得很好嗎 比保齡球和逛商場好太多了嗎 So I did good? This is better than ,like bowling and the mall? 631 00:33:23,536 --> 00:33:25,029 噢 是啊 Oh, yeah 632 00:33:30,418 --> 00:33:31,977 非洲 Africa 633 00:33:33,691 --> 00:33:34,957 非洲 Africa 634 00:33:35,453 --> 00:33:38,607 太謝謝你了 謝謝 這太棒了 太好了 Thank you so much .Thank you .This is terrific.This is great. 635 00:33:38,862 --> 00:33:41,116 -我了個 -布蘭登 What the f...? - Brendan! 636 00:33:41,316 --> 00:33:42,908 我那個 在想他在這裡幹什麼 What the ,what is he doing here? 637 00:33:44,579 --> 00:33:46,652 我們現在是家庭旅行了嗎 We are going on family vacations together now? 638 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:50,213 我完全不知道他們為什麼跟著我們來非洲 I have no idea why they followed us to Africa 639 00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:57,758 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 這是個噩夢麼 Whoa ,whoa whoa .Is this a sick dream? 640 00:33:57,958 --> 00:33:59,297 現在什麼情況 What is happening right now? 641 00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:00,713 你在跟蹤我媽媽 You are stalking my mom 642 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:01,970 -你就是個捕食者 -嘿 - You're a predator - Hey 643 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,685 傻逼 別這樣和我爸爸說話 Do not talk to my dad like that, butthole 644 00:34:05,012 --> 00:34:05,812 注意言辭 Language! 645 00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:09,474 你別糾正我女兒 她想說傻逼就能說傻逼 How about you don't correct my daughter, she can say butthole if she wants to 646 00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:11,173 -傻逼 傻逼 -我說的不是你 - Butthole, butthole. - Not you 647 00:34:16,030 --> 00:34:17,633 歡迎來到南非 Welcome to South Africa 648 00:34:17,883 --> 00:34:19,499 馬法納為你效勞 Mfana at your service 649 00:34:19,783 --> 00:34:21,186 馬法納 Mfana ... 650 00:34:21,449 --> 00:34:22,477 額 吉姆 我是說 迪克 Uh,Jim. I mean, Dick 651 00:34:23,605 --> 00:34:25,734 迪克 西奧多波裡斯 Dick Theodopolis 652 00:34:25,934 --> 00:34:27,640 熱烈歡迎 迪克 西奧多波裡斯 Welcome Dick Theodopolis 653 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,633 與你同行的是 And you are traveling with 654 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:31,064 一個小女孩 one little girl 655 00:34:31,326 --> 00:34:33,055 還有兩個 and two ... 656 00:34:35,612 --> 00:34:36,631 大女孩 Big girls 657 00:34:37,329 --> 00:34:38,371 當然 Of course 658 00:34:38,839 --> 00:34:39,865 你肯定是 And you must be 659 00:34:40,176 --> 00:34:41,541 -帕爾默小姐 -是的 - Miss Palmer - Yes 660 00:34:42,183 --> 00:34:43,557 珍 帕爾默 Jen Palmer 661 00:34:44,152 --> 00:34:45,282 我知道你在幹嘛了 I see what you did 662 00:34:45,482 --> 00:34:46,961 我也知道你在幹嘛了 I see what you did, too 663 00:34:47,228 --> 00:34:51,228 你們準備好迎接人生中最刺激最興奮最浪漫 Are you ready for the most exciting, amazing and romantic week 664 00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:53,274 的一周了嗎 of your entire lives? 665 00:34:58,078 --> 00:35:01,347 是的 我們就是衝著零浪漫旅遊配套而來的 Yes, we are here for the zero romance package 666 00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:04,292 你們還沒告訴孩子們吧 朋友們 You still haven't told the children, my friends? 667 00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,452 告訴孩子什麼 Told the children what? 668 00:35:05,802 --> 00:35:06,930 我有個新媽媽了嗎 That I have a new mommy? 669 00:35:07,307 --> 00:35:11,307 馬法納 能幫我個忙 讓我們單獨待會麼 Mfana, will you do us a favor ?Leave us alone for just two seconds 670 00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:13,721 意思是 當然可以了 Which means, of course 671 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:15,173 -謝謝 -好了 - Thank you - All right 672 00:35:15,437 --> 00:35:17,601 聽著 你可以重新向我孩子保證 Listen,would you just reassure my son 673 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,154 我們沒有在約會嗎 that we're not dating? 674 00:35:19,354 --> 00:35:20,484 我們沒在約會 We're not dating 675 00:35:20,758 --> 00:35:21,833 我保證 I promise you 676 00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:24,820 我不想每天早上醒來就看見這張臉 This is not a face I want to wake up to every morning 677 00:35:26,516 --> 00:35:28,104 假如能這樣是你的榮幸 You'd be lucky to wake up to that every day 678 00:35:28,304 --> 00:35:29,395 我媽媽超級性感 My mom is freaking hot 679 00:35:30,025 --> 00:35:31,342 你剛剛是說你媽媽很性感嗎 Did you just say your mom is hot? 680 00:35:31,818 --> 00:35:33,260 不 不是性感 No, not hot 681 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:35,335 那很不應該哦 That's just wrong 682 00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:36,639 泰勒 Tyler! 683 00:35:38,566 --> 00:35:39,453 快從那下來 Get down from there 684 00:35:40,095 --> 00:35:43,457 我的天吶 求你了 求你了 求你快下來 Oh god,please please please get down 685 00:35:48,967 --> 00:35:49,814 噢 天哪 Oh, my God! 686 00:35:50,058 --> 00:35:52,225 跟我來 這邊 Follow me ,right this way 687 00:35:53,304 --> 00:35:55,972 歡迎來到你們的家庭蜜月 Welcome to your "Family moon" 688 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,863 -我們就要這間了 -不 - We will take this room - No! 689 00:36:05,521 --> 00:36:06,511 我們要這間 We want this room 690 00:36:06,711 --> 00:36:08,845 傻傻的西奧可樂波裡斯 Silly Theocropolises 691 00:36:09,112 --> 00:36:10,696 這是給孩子們的 This is for the children 692 00:36:12,176 --> 00:36:15,825 這間是給爸爸媽媽的 This room is for the mama and the papa 693 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,670 在這裡你們可以創造出更多的西奧菠蘿慕斯寶寶 Here is where you make more Theopotamuses 694 00:36:29,352 --> 00:36:30,568 對不起 My bad 695 00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:34,524 這張床哪裡證明了所謂的沒在約會 What part of "not dating" does this bed fit into? 696 00:36:35,722 --> 00:36:36,742 好了 你知道嗎 Ok, you know what? 697 00:36:37,234 --> 00:36:38,874 全部站成一排 Everybody fall into line 698 00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:41,022 布蘭登 泰勒 寶貝 坐到在沙發上 Brenda, Tyler, honey , I need you on the couch 699 00:36:41,296 --> 00:36:43,537 希拉裡 西斯本 盧 Hilary, C-Span, Lou 700 00:36:43,737 --> 00:36:44,963 艾斯本 艾斯本 Espn, Espn 701 00:36:45,163 --> 00:36:46,350 對不起 艾斯本 Excuse me, Espn 702 00:36:46,550 --> 00:36:47,570 對不起 寶貝 I am sorry, honey 703 00:36:48,052 --> 00:36:49,098 我的天 Omg 704 00:36:49,384 --> 00:36:51,783 迪克原本準備向珍求婚 Dick was gonna propose to Jen 705 00:36:52,305 --> 00:36:55,310 全家人一起度蜜月 家庭蜜月 A family honey moon. A familymoon 706 00:36:55,858 --> 00:36:57,036 你的蠢材朋友毀了這一切 And your dumb friend ruined it. 707 00:36:57,209 --> 00:36:58,206 接下來這樣 Here's what's ganna happen 708 00:36:58,406 --> 00:36:59,971 我們看到的第一間房 我們要了 The first room we saw, we are ganna take that 709 00:37:00,213 --> 00:37:03,836 你和你的神經病孩子 留著愛的營地裡 And you and your deranged boys can have Wilt Chamberlain's headquarters 710 00:37:04,081 --> 00:37:05,674 哥們 你吃什麼 Dude ,what are you eating? 711 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:07,908 櫻桃三角 Cherry Pan-ties 712 00:37:08,712 --> 00:37:10,639 什麼是櫻桃三角 What are "Cherry Pan-ties"? 713 00:37:11,588 --> 00:37:12,527 讓我看看 Let me see that 714 00:37:12,912 --> 00:37:13,909 噢 不 Oh, no! 715 00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:15,175 天啊 吐出來 快吐出來 God, spit it out.Spit it put 716 00:37:15,428 --> 00:37:16,676 -為什麼 -吐出來 Why? - Spit it out 717 00:37:16,876 --> 00:37:18,551 不能吃櫻桃三角 Just no Cherry Pan-ties ever 718 00:37:18,751 --> 00:37:19,733 -吐出來 吐出來 -嘿 媽媽 - Out ,out,out - Hey Mama 719 00:37:19,986 --> 00:37:21,947 我覺得這以前是消防局 I guess this used to be a firehouse 720 00:37:34,506 --> 00:37:35,941 看看這地方 哇 Look at this place. Wow 721 00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:39,499 你好 沙發多波裡斯先生 Hello Mr Snofadopolis 722 00:37:40,349 --> 00:37:41,444 西奧多波裡斯 Theodopolis 723 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:43,371 你們好 Hello ... 724 00:37:45,747 --> 00:37:46,692 姑娘們 Girls 725 00:37:46,963 --> 00:37:48,687 姑娘們 她們是姑娘們 Girls, they are girls 726 00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:49,651 第二次了 That's twice 727 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:51,288 走吧夥計們 姑娘們 Come on guys ... girls 728 00:37:52,823 --> 00:37:54,759 23號 找23號 23 .We are looking for 23 ... 729 00:37:55,289 --> 00:37:56,332 在這裡 There it is 730 00:38:03,301 --> 00:38:04,282 -嗨 -嗨 - Hi - Hi 731 00:38:04,556 --> 00:38:06,729 你們好 我想我們要和你們共桌 How are you doing, I think we are sharing the table with you 732 00:38:06,929 --> 00:38:07,866 好的 嗨 Yeah, hi 733 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:09,239 我是艾迪 沃尼克 I am Eddie Warnick 734 00:38:09,439 --> 00:38:11,343 她是金潔兒 沃尼克 還有我們的兒子 傑克 And this is Ginger Warnick and our son Jake 735 00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:12,804 我們來自溫哥華 We are from Vancouver 736 00:38:13,092 --> 00:38:14,690 好了 我是 你 的兒子 Ok, I'm YOUR son 737 00:38:14,890 --> 00:38:18,706 除非金潔兒在6歲的時候生下我 她不是我媽媽 Ginger would've had to gove birth to me when she was 6, she is not my mom 738 00:38:18,976 --> 00:38:20,617 好啊 告訴所有人吧 Ok, get it out there for every one 739 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:23,131 分享出來 表達出來 不要壓抑 Sharing it, loving it,no holding back 740 00:38:23,331 --> 00:38:24,197 這樣很好 That's good 741 00:38:24,777 --> 00:38:25,577 好 我們做我們的事 All right,let's do our thing, come on 742 00:38:25,811 --> 00:38:27,453 這個地方是不是很贊 Isn't this place fantastic? 743 00:38:27,689 --> 00:38:29,574 很浪漫 So romantic 744 00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:31,782 是的 我們會在這玩得很開心 Good, gonna have a nice trip here 745 00:38:33,416 --> 00:38:35,142 -額 爸爸 -我應該坐哪兒 - Um ,dad? - Where should I sit? 746 00:38:35,651 --> 00:38:36,958 你想坐哪就坐哪 You can sit anywhere you want 747 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,467 那媽媽呢 她坐哪裡 What about Mom? Where is she sitting? 748 00:38:40,915 --> 00:38:41,839 你想她在哪兒 Where do you want her to sit? 749 00:38:42,367 --> 00:38:43,508 在我旁邊 Next to me? 750 00:38:43,769 --> 00:38:47,032 那她就坐你旁邊 坐吧 你坐在盧旁邊 Then that's where she'll sit. Go ahead,you get right next to Lou 751 00:38:47,276 --> 00:38:48,645 你媽媽就在那 Your mom's right there 752 00:38:48,845 --> 00:38:49,682 好嗎 OK? 753 00:38:50,548 --> 00:38:51,535 好的 All good 754 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:55,133 忽略他們 忽略奇怪的事 Ignore it, ignore the weirdness 755 00:38:57,015 --> 00:38:59,268 葬禮在哪兒啊 男孩們 Where's the funeral at, boys? 756 00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:01,278 高爾夫球巡迴賽在哪兒啊 姑娘們 Where is the golf tournament at, girls? 757 00:39:02,118 --> 00:39:03,548 噢 不 不 不 Oh no, no, no 758 00:39:03,765 --> 00:39:05,240 馬法納 Mfana! 759 00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:08,243 -是的 您是 -雷諾茲 Yes, Miss ...? - Reynolds 760 00:39:08,511 --> 00:39:11,164 帕爾默 反正就不是他的妻子 好嗎 Palmer. Just not his wife ok? 761 00:39:11,364 --> 00:39:13,447 我不會坐在這裡 這不可能 I don't wanna sit here, not ganna happen 762 00:39:14,146 --> 00:39:15,770 可惜必須得這樣 女士 I am afraid it must happen, ma'am. 763 00:39:16,059 --> 00:39:19,299 桌子都坐滿人了 而且這是你的家人 All tables are filled and this is your family 764 00:39:19,499 --> 00:39:21,102 和我們坐在一起吧 Please sit with us 765 00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:22,261 你試試嘛 You give it a try 766 00:39:24,297 --> 00:39:26,263 所有的家庭都會爭吵 Every family fights 767 00:39:26,463 --> 00:39:28,062 然後和好重聚 You make it better 768 00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:29,215 -對嗎 -對 - Yes? - Yes 769 00:39:29,415 --> 00:39:30,696 試試魔法啤酒 Try the chachalaca 770 00:39:31,615 --> 00:39:33,139 -你好 新人 -你好 - Hi new people - Hello 771 00:39:33,763 --> 00:39:35,230 順便說一聲 她是勞倫 This is Lauren, by the way 772 00:39:35,505 --> 00:39:37,415 還有她的孩子 功夫小子 And her children,the karate kids 773 00:39:37,615 --> 00:39:38,829 上蠟 刮蠟【（功夫小子裡的台詞）】 Wax on and wax off 774 00:39:40,868 --> 00:39:42,942 這個地方是不是很贊 Isn't this place fantastic? 775 00:39:43,137 --> 00:39:45,720 很浪漫 Oh it's so romantic 776 00:39:46,398 --> 00:39:47,966 不好意思 你剛剛說什麼 Sorry, what did you say? 777 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:50,311 好浪漫 So romantic 778 00:39:50,810 --> 00:39:51,844 冷靜點 Easy 779 00:39:52,044 --> 00:39:53,342 成為經典動作了 哈 金潔兒 Keeping it classic,huh Ginger? 780 00:39:53,614 --> 00:39:55,727 噢 小傑克 你臉上有東西 Oh Jakey you have something on your face 781 00:39:57,986 --> 00:39:59,122 噢 是個痣 Oh, it's a mole 782 00:40:01,705 --> 00:40:03,174 嘿 你不能坐這裡 Hey you can not sit there 783 00:40:03,410 --> 00:40:05,396 -為什麼不能 -我的媽媽坐這 - Why not? - My mom is sitting there 784 00:40:06,127 --> 00:40:09,272 -她是去了廁所還是什麼 -不 她現在就坐在這裡 - Is she in the bathroom or something? - No,she is sitting there right now 785 00:40:11,389 --> 00:40:12,644 你是在治療期嗎 Are you on meds? 786 00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:16,631 沒事 艾斯本 我們會給布蘭登另一張椅子 It's ok Espn, we'll get Brendan another chair 787 00:40:18,356 --> 00:40:19,641 -謝謝 -不管了 - Thank you - Whatever 788 00:40:20,121 --> 00:40:21,623 我要去吃自助餐 I'm just gonna go to the buffet 789 00:40:21,895 --> 00:40:24,533 泰勒 跟我一起去 他們這有炸毛毛蟲 Tyler come with me.They eat fried caterpillars here 790 00:40:24,733 --> 00:40:25,591 我去 耶 Oh, if 791 00:40:26,911 --> 00:40:28,627 女孩們 你們為什麼不也去吃自助餐 Very nice. Girls, why don't you hit the buffet also? 792 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,775 拉裡 一定得吃足夠多的牛肉 行嗎 Larry, make sure you have plenty of beef, ok? 793 00:40:30,975 --> 00:40:32,140 你得為賽期塑造肌肉 Gotta bulk up for the season 794 00:40:32,637 --> 00:40:34,072 我愛你 I love you 795 00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:37,636 為賽期塑造肌肉 Bulk up for the season? 796 00:40:37,883 --> 00:40:38,872 她是什麼 是只熊嗎 What is she, a bear? 797 00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:42,712 她今年嘗試入選女子代表隊 She is trying out for girls varsity this year 798 00:40:42,912 --> 00:40:44,657 那裡有很多高大的女孩 A lot of big ladies out there 799 00:40:44,857 --> 00:40:47,045 所以她必須吃很多 才能進前五名 So she's gonna eat her way into the starting five 800 00:40:47,554 --> 00:40:48,551 我的天 Omg 801 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,419 大家好 Hello everybody 802 00:40:53,893 --> 00:40:56,324 我叫尼根斯 My name is Nickens 803 00:40:56,576 --> 00:40:59,816 我們是塔吐樂隊 And we're Thathoo 804 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,520 我們唱的是非洲和聲音樂 帶有一點美國靈歌色彩 We play traditional South Africa isicathamiya music, with a liitle bit of American soul 805 00:41:12,988 --> 00:41:15,052 這裡越來越熱了 It's getting a little hot in here 806 00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:20,440 我雄壯的非洲手臂終於解放了 Finally my huge African arms are free 807 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,129 耶 寶貝 Yeah baby! 808 00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,622 -就是它們 -不 - Yes they are - No 809 00:41:25,822 --> 00:41:28,717 我想要熱烈歡迎你們來到我們的 I would like to welcome you to our 810 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,599 第四年度混閤家庭蜜月周 Fourth annual blended familymoon week 811 00:41:36,657 --> 00:41:37,753 什麼是混閤家庭 What is a blended family? 812 00:41:38,576 --> 00:41:39,769 我不知道 聽起來很可怕 I do not know, sounds painful 813 00:41:40,259 --> 00:41:44,259 我看到很多漂亮的繼子 繼父 繼母 I'm looking out at all you beautiful stepchildren, stepdads, stepmoms 814 00:41:45,774 --> 00:41:49,550 異父兄弟 同性伴侶 還有傳統的 halfbrothers, same sex domestic partners, and good old-fashioned 815 00:41:49,772 --> 00:41:53,772 不小心懷孕的炮友 哈哈哈 booty calls gone wrong.Ha-ha-ha 816 00:41:55,683 --> 00:41:59,683 好了 雖然強調的重點在於家庭 Now, even though the emphasis is on family 817 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,078 但在這美麗的太陽城度假勝地 We here at the beautiful sun city resort 818 00:42:03,278 --> 00:42:07,278 我們想確保你們有單獨相處的時間 want to make sure you get some alone time 819 00:42:11,322 --> 00:42:12,701 因為單獨相處的時間 Because alone time 820 00:42:12,969 --> 00:42:15,222 有時可以很長 can sometime take a long time 821 00:42:15,683 --> 00:42:19,558 我們有很多受監護的活動給孩子們玩 We have many supervised activities for the young ones to do 822 00:42:19,801 --> 00:42:23,741 我們有狂野叢林 We have a fabulous jungle play zone 823 00:42:29,017 --> 00:42:31,516 有夜間泳池派對 An nightly pool party 824 00:42:32,393 --> 00:42:36,393 嘿 艾斯本 你為什麼不下來 你的媽媽怕水嗎 Espn, why aren't you getting in? Is your mom afraid of water? 825 00:42:38,911 --> 00:42:40,095 幹得好 媽媽 Good, Mom 826 00:42:40,376 --> 00:42:43,126 魔法動物時間 Magical animal Time 827 00:42:43,388 --> 00:42:47,388 小子 你不想試試摸摸活的動物嗎 Little one, wouldn't you like to try petting a living animal? 828 00:42:48,642 --> 00:42:50,407 它死了嗎 He's dead? 829 00:42:52,242 --> 00:42:56,242 還有著名的青少年迪斯高 And our famous Tekula teen disco 830 00:43:00,532 --> 00:43:03,732 嘿兄弟 那兒有很多性感的女孩 Hey dude, there are a lot of hot chicks out here 831 00:43:23,569 --> 00:43:24,938 搞什麼鬼 What the heck is ...? 832 00:43:26,048 --> 00:43:26,909 那是什麼 What's that? 833 00:43:28,901 --> 00:43:29,913 這是在開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding me? 834 00:43:31,018 --> 00:43:32,857 我的天 你是在開玩笑嗎 My God, are you kidding me? 835 00:43:33,327 --> 00:43:34,911 我的天 Omg 836 00:43:35,111 --> 00:43:37,123 天吶 鱷魚 My God, crocodile 837 00:43:37,368 --> 00:43:38,685 鱷魚攻擊 Crocodile Attack 838 00:43:38,944 --> 00:43:41,241 救我 過來救我 Help me, somebody help me 839 00:43:46,417 --> 00:43:49,470 杯裡浮波裡斯先生 這些鱷魚是假的 Mr Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake 840 00:43:54,413 --> 00:43:55,771 它們是假的 They're fake? 841 00:43:56,314 --> 00:43:57,964 是的 它們是假的 Yes, they are fake 842 00:43:59,105 --> 00:44:02,552 你為什麼要做得那麼真 Why would you make them look so realistic? 843 00:44:02,801 --> 00:44:05,868 哦 是用來嚇狒狒的 Well, to scare the baboons away 844 00:44:06,137 --> 00:44:10,137 你都要把我嚇尿了 You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear 845 00:44:11,069 --> 00:44:14,835 別擔心 發生在非洲的事就留在非洲吧 Don't worry. What happens in Africa, stays in Africa 846 00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:25,907 泰勒 好的 Tyler, ok 847 00:44:27,396 --> 00:44:28,343 不好意思 Excuse me 848 00:44:29,631 --> 00:44:30,743 沒事 Ok 849 00:44:36,476 --> 00:44:38,700 這的確是讓他睡一整晚的方法之一 That's one way to get him to sleep through the night 850 00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:40,066 你看到了嗎 You saw that? 851 00:44:40,266 --> 00:44:42,416 我是聽到的 我覺得烏干達都能聽得 I actually heard it, I think they heard it in Uganda 852 00:44:42,678 --> 00:44:44,678 如果他還是盧的年紀的話 會好搬一些 It was a lot easier when he was Lou's age 853 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,395 -噢 我幫你吧 你到家了 -謝謝 - Of course, let me help you out there.Here you are.You're at home - Thank you 854 00:44:48,595 --> 00:44:49,395 不用客氣 You're welcome 855 00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:54,547 好吧 快撿起來 三秒鐘內還能吃 你沒事的 他也沒事的 All right,pick him up. Three-second rule.Three-second rule.You are fine.He's fine 856 00:45:14,188 --> 00:45:15,986 好吧 我越來越害怕了 Ok, now I'm getting scared 857 00:45:30,550 --> 00:45:31,782 這是你的兔子 Here is your buddy 858 00:45:40,349 --> 00:45:41,964 媽媽在這裡睡覺 Mom is sleeping there 859 00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:44,548 好的 我能和她一起睡嗎 Okay, can I sleep with her? 860 00:45:45,052 --> 00:45:46,500 不行 你會撞到她 No, you'll crush her 861 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:50,172 不會 我會和她一起蓋被子窩在一起 這樣很好啊 No,I could get in with her and spoon her.It would be nice 862 00:45:50,436 --> 00:45:52,014 我不想看到這樣 I do not want to see that 863 00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,536 那好吧 No, ok 864 00:45:54,190 --> 00:45:58,094 好吧 讓媽媽休息吧 我會想想辦法 Well let mommy rest, I'll figure out 865 00:45:58,804 --> 00:46:00,489 -我愛你 -我也愛你 爸爸 I love you - Love you too dad 866 00:46:00,689 --> 00:46:02,067 -晚安 -睡個好覺 - Goodnight - Sleep good 867 00:46:05,438 --> 00:46:06,890 就能我跟你了 小個子 Me and you there, shorty 868 00:46:07,350 --> 00:46:09,374 好吧 就這樣吧 Ok, that's right 869 00:46:09,846 --> 00:46:13,846 剛好在脖子上 我會睡得很踏實的 Right on my neck, that's ganna make a nice evening for me 870 00:46:34,850 --> 00:46:35,984 嘿 夥計們 Hey guys 871 00:46:36,435 --> 00:46:38,859 到點起床了 It's time to wake up 872 00:46:39,113 --> 00:46:41,083 非洲在等著我們 Africa awaits us 873 00:46:41,283 --> 00:46:43,094 這是個美麗的早晨 It's a beautiful morning 874 00:46:47,614 --> 00:46:50,266 盧 你能和爸爸一起起床嗎 Lou, will you wake up with Daddy please? 875 00:46:50,478 --> 00:46:54,070 以撒旦之名 讓我們睡吧 In the name of Lucifer, let us sleep 876 00:46:56,011 --> 00:47:00,011 起來起來 你們兩個 今天我都計劃好了 Up up up you two, I have quite a day plan 877 00:47:04,137 --> 00:47:05,535 我需要一杯咖啡 I need a coffee 878 00:47:10,764 --> 00:47:11,802 早上好 Morning 879 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,106 -計劃好一天了吧 -噢 是呀 Big day planned? - Oh yeah 880 00:47:15,391 --> 00:47:18,261 7點15分大自然散步 8點半愛寵動物園 7:15 nature walk .8:30 petting zoo 881 00:47:18,521 --> 00:47:20,144 10點土著手工品 10:00 am native crafts 882 00:47:20,272 --> 00:47:21,344 那倆兄弟 他們都很期待 The boys . They are so excited 883 00:47:21,544 --> 00:47:25,327 噢是嗎 我的姑娘們也很興奮 一直在床上跳來跳去 Oh really? My girls are ecstatic also.Just jumping up and down on the bed 884 00:47:25,527 --> 00:47:27,312 還是不敢相信他們在這裡 Can't believe they are here 885 00:47:27,611 --> 00:47:29,652 -奶油 -不 謝謝 - Cream?? - No thanks 886 00:47:29,929 --> 00:47:32,429 -糖 -好 謝謝 - Sugar? - Yes, please 887 00:47:34,971 --> 00:47:37,262 -叫不到他們起床 對嗎 -對 - Couldn't get the boys out of bed? - No 888 00:47:37,501 --> 00:47:40,734 -姑娘們呢 -她們可能要把剩下的旅程也睡過去 - The girls? - The girls are paobably sleeping the rest of the trip 889 00:47:41,613 --> 00:47:43,775 可能得為小的那個驅驅魔 Possible exorcism coming for the little one 890 00:47:44,298 --> 00:47:45,381 到時看看會發生些什麼 We'll see what happens 891 00:47:47,190 --> 00:47:48,221 好 Good 892 00:47:48,706 --> 00:47:50,351 -這裡真漂亮 -是啊 - It is beautiful here - Oh yeah 893 00:47:55,859 --> 00:47:57,795 -待會見 -好 玩得開心 - I'll see you around - Yeah, have a good one 894 00:48:00,549 --> 00:48:02,508 你在新澤西可看不到那些 You won't see that in New Jersey 895 00:48:14,556 --> 00:48:15,617 運用你的身體 Use your body 896 00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:18,234 哦耶 搞定 Oh yeah, finish it! 897 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:20,953 就是這樣 太棒了 耶 And bam. That's it, yes! 898 00:48:21,223 --> 00:48:22,168 太棒了 Yes! 899 00:48:22,368 --> 00:48:23,309 幹得好 Well-done 900 00:48:26,455 --> 00:48:27,799 贏了 來吧 給我球 Winners up. Let go, give me the ball 901 00:48:28,628 --> 00:48:29,576 902 00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:30,618 903 00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:34,288 來 我們開始了 把球傳給我 And here we go, give me the ball 904 00:48:37,771 --> 00:48:38,773 我們動起來 We will move 905 00:48:40,643 --> 00:48:41,532 你在幹嘛 What are you doing? 906 00:48:44,405 --> 00:48:45,286 拉裡 Larry?? 907 00:48:46,343 --> 00:48:47,987 快點 把球傳給我 Come on, give me the ball. 908 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:49,719 牽制住他 Frighten him, let 909 00:48:51,001 --> 00:48:52,244 你是在跳舞嗎 Are you dancing? 910 00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:54,476 你在幹嘛 What are you doing? 911 00:48:55,587 --> 00:48:56,723 接球 Take the ball 912 00:48:57,678 --> 00:48:59,372 發生什麼事了 What is happening? 913 00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:04,104 不管了 接球吧 Just take the ball. 914 00:49:04,304 --> 00:49:05,930 你怎麼這樣子走 是內衣不舒服嗎 Why are you moving like that? Is it the bra? 915 00:49:06,170 --> 00:49:09,174 如果是的話 脫掉 反正你也不需要 Because if it's the bra, just take it off.You don't need it any way 916 00:49:16,295 --> 00:49:17,398 什麼 What? 917 00:49:20,321 --> 00:49:22,519 你去哪 我們才剛開始 Where are you going? We just started 918 00:49:23,053 --> 00:49:25,237 你的孩子沒事吧 他幹嘛要穿內衣 Is your boy okay? Why does he wear a bra? 919 00:49:25,815 --> 00:49:27,115 她是女孩 She's a girl 920 00:49:29,206 --> 00:49:30,864 你遜斃了 You suck 921 00:49:56,387 --> 00:49:57,539 泰勒 慢點 Tyler ,slow down 922 00:49:58,458 --> 00:50:01,239 老媽 我們的時速才四公里 Come on mom .We are going 4 miles per hour 923 00:50:01,516 --> 00:50:02,963 夠快了 That's plenty fast. fast enough 924 00:50:03,243 --> 00:50:04,550 又快又安全 Fast and safe 925 00:50:04,802 --> 00:50:07,170 帕爾默小姐 開快點沒事 Miss Palmer .It's okay to go fast 926 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:09,022 好的 馬法那 Ok Mfana 927 00:50:09,222 --> 00:50:10,499 看我的 Watch me! 928 00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:14,606 你開錯方向了 You are going the wrong way! 929 00:50:14,905 --> 00:50:16,147 小心 老奶奶 Watch out, grandmother! 930 00:50:19,549 --> 00:50:20,649 我的錯 My bad 931 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:25,172 我們的混閤家庭之旅進行得很好 The blending process is really going well for us 932 00:50:25,447 --> 00:50:27,030 我老公的十三歲的兒子 My husband's 13-year-old 933 00:50:27,230 --> 00:50:29,847 還在和我鬧矛盾 不喜歡我 still has some hatred issues towards me 934 00:50:30,102 --> 00:50:32,200 但是肢體衝突減少了 But it is becoming less physical 935 00:50:32,453 --> 00:50:33,914 這是個好的開始 So it's a start 936 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:36,053 那很好啊 Good for you 937 00:50:36,341 --> 00:50:39,827 我早上醒來 發現臉上蓋著一個枕頭 I woke up this morning with a pillow pressed against my face 938 00:50:40,493 --> 00:50:42,731 但是我能感覺到他有一點內疚 But I could sense some guilt afterwards 939 00:50:43,042 --> 00:50:44,282 這也是一種進步 So that's progress 940 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:47,840 堅持住 姐妹們 勝利的曙光就在前方 Hang in there ladies, there is a light at the end of the tunnel 941 00:50:48,107 --> 00:50:52,049 這個小天使終於把我當成 This little angel here is finally starting to think of me 942 00:50:52,249 --> 00:50:53,521 她第二個媽媽了 as her second mom 943 00:50:54,101 --> 00:50:56,477 而不是把我誤認為她之前的體操老師 Not just her former gymnastics teacher 944 00:50:56,766 --> 00:50:58,293 你在畫什麼 寶貝 What are you drawing honey? 945 00:50:58,653 --> 00:51:01,993 一隻大象在踩你的頭 踩死你 It's a picture of elephants stomping on your head and making you dead 946 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,608 不要笑 Stop it 947 00:51:07,162 --> 00:51:09,635 別擔心 在非洲發生的事都會留在非洲 Don't worry, what happens in Africa, stays in Africa 948 00:51:11,439 --> 00:51:12,550 我們來碰拳嗎 Bump my fist? 949 00:51:13,664 --> 00:51:15,403 -他太幽默了 -是啊 - Jim's so funny - yeah 950 00:51:33,551 --> 00:51:36,662 -抱歉 -為什麼打這麼多結 - I'm trying - Why did you tie it with so many knots? 951 00:51:36,862 --> 00:51:38,321 我不想讓它飛下來啊 I didn't want it to come flying off 952 00:51:38,521 --> 00:51:40,468 噢天哪 她的臉怎麼了 Oh my God, what happened to her face? 953 00:51:41,318 --> 00:51:43,031 我畫的 畫的是Hello Kitty I painted it.She is a kitty cat 954 00:51:43,669 --> 00:51:44,701 你是畫了眼影嗎 Are you wearing eye shadows? 955 00:51:44,964 --> 00:51:48,000 我本來幫他畫了公主但是他洗掉了 I made daddy a princess but he washed the paints off 956 00:51:48,267 --> 00:51:51,230 洗不太乾淨 他看起來有點像Lady Gaga Well not all the way off because he looks a little like Lady Gaga 957 00:51:52,128 --> 00:51:53,656 為什麼他帶著個頭盔 Why is this kid wearing a helmet? 958 00:51:53,856 --> 00:51:55,433 你是又要抱著他回去睡覺嗎 還是怎麼樣 Are you carrying him to bed again or something? 959 00:51:55,710 --> 00:51:58,626 不 我打了太多結 No, I tied the chain strap too many times 960 00:51:58,887 --> 00:51:59,829 然後解不開 I can't get it off 961 00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:01,544 在體育店上班的好處就是 Best thing about working at a sporting goods store 962 00:52:01,812 --> 00:52:02,931 隨身帶有瑞士軍刀 Swiss Army Knife 963 00:52:03,161 --> 00:52:04,845 -小心點 -我會慢慢來的 - Just be careful - I'll go easy 964 00:52:09,362 --> 00:52:10,303 謝謝你 Thank you 965 00:52:10,569 --> 00:52:12,154 爸爸我要上廁所 Daddy I gotta go to the bathroom 966 00:52:12,423 --> 00:52:13,599 現在要嗎 好吧 You do? Ok 967 00:52:13,799 --> 00:52:14,765 她可以帶我去嗎 Can she take me? 968 00:52:15,836 --> 00:52:19,048 她有自己的事要做 你要去幹嘛 一還是二 She's got her own life to live. What do you gotta do? One or two? 969 00:52:19,248 --> 00:52:21,393 -一 -我可以陪她去 - Number 1 - I can handle this 970 00:52:21,997 --> 00:52:23,840 -好 -你要幫我看著他 - Ok - Will you watch him? 971 00:52:24,124 --> 00:52:25,473 我說的真的是眼睛盯著 And I mean ,watch him 972 00:52:25,673 --> 00:52:27,110 好 我會的 擦乾淨點 Yes, I got it.Home slice. 973 00:52:27,409 --> 00:52:28,871 -好的 -不要忘了 - OK - For sure 974 00:52:29,357 --> 00:52:31,040 -一代表的是什麼 -尿尿 - What's number 1 again? - It's pee pee 975 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:40,492 -有時候他擦得太用力了 -他肯定不是故意的 - And sometimes he wipes too hard. - I'm sure he doesn't mean to 976 00:52:40,692 --> 00:52:44,209 他不是 他是個好爸爸 可惜沒有小妹妹 No he's a good daddy .He just doesn't have a virgina 977 00:52:45,754 --> 00:52:48,155 哦寶貝 我們洗手吧 Ok honey, let's wash your hands 978 00:52:49,581 --> 00:52:53,581 他是個壞爸爸 把我畫的像行屍走肉裡的 He's a bad daddy .He made me look like the Walking Dead 979 00:52:54,907 --> 00:52:55,904 不 Oh no! 980 00:52:57,919 --> 00:52:58,973 沒事 OK . 981 00:53:00,048 --> 00:53:00,981 沒事的 All right. 982 00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:02,986 我們來看看魔術包裡面有什麼 Let's see what we have in the magic bag here 983 00:53:05,464 --> 00:53:06,574 太好了 Perfect 984 00:53:06,829 --> 00:53:08,639 沒事的 All right. 985 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,951 你長得好漂亮 You're pretty 986 00:53:13,644 --> 00:53:15,330 你更漂亮 You're prettier 987 00:53:16,358 --> 00:53:20,358 -我說你很漂亮 -閉嘴 等我擦乾淨你的臉 - I said you are. - Shut up and let me do your makeup 988 00:53:26,353 --> 00:53:27,537 可能他們在那 Maybe that's where they are. 989 00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:33,263 泰勒 Tyler? 990 00:53:53,552 --> 00:53:57,302 泰勒快下來 馬上 Tyler ,get off that dodo bird right now! 991 00:53:58,782 --> 00:54:01,434 沒事的 安全管理員會確保我們安全的 Everything's fine.The safety instructor is on top of it 992 00:54:33,616 --> 00:54:34,416 993 00:54:34,654 --> 00:54:37,644 耶 我贏了 我是非洲之王 Yes, I win, I'm the King of Africa 994 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:47,381 迎接贏家吧 A winner! 995 00:54:47,581 --> 00:54:48,654 你在開什麼玩笑 Are you kidding me? 996 00:54:54,269 --> 00:54:55,469 你就是個白癡 好嗎 You're a moron, okay? 997 00:54:55,669 --> 00:54:56,832 他可能會扭傷脖子 Because he could have broken his neck 998 00:54:57,103 --> 00:54:58,793 媽媽 你看到了嗎 Mom, did you see that? 999 00:54:58,993 --> 00:55:01,111 我跳下來穩穩落地 像鬥牛舞的姿勢 I stuck the landing and did the bull dance 1000 00:55:01,390 --> 00:55:05,009 -我看到了 -媽媽 謝謝你帶我來這裡旅遊 - Yes, I saw it. - Thank you so much for taking me on this trip, Mom 1001 00:55:05,284 --> 00:55:06,990 今天是我人生中最棒的一天 This is the best day of my life 1002 00:55:07,677 --> 00:55:08,861 好吧 Ok 1003 00:55:09,061 --> 00:55:10,069 太好了 Great, good 1004 00:55:10,345 --> 00:55:11,797 我愛你 I love you so much 1005 00:55:11,997 --> 00:55:13,272 知道你玩的開心我很高興 I'm so glad you're having fun 1006 00:55:15,172 --> 00:55:16,310 不用謝謝我 You're welcome 1007 00:55:16,819 --> 00:55:18,343 太感謝你了 Thank you very much 1008 00:55:18,543 --> 00:55:19,950 你為什麼朝我爸爸豎中指 Why are you flipping my dad off? 1009 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,231 我沒有 Huh? I'm not. 1010 00:55:27,267 --> 00:55:30,091 看看 有個白人女孩 Check out white girl in the neighborhood 1011 00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:31,874 我說的對嗎兄弟們 Am I right? My brothers? 1012 00:55:39,644 --> 00:55:41,611 我還是不敢相信你爸喜歡我媽 I can't believe your dad's into my mom 1013 00:55:41,995 --> 00:55:43,821 他不喜歡你媽 是你媽喜歡我爸 He doesn't like her, she's into him. 1014 00:55:44,064 --> 00:55:46,316 不可能 他是個土肥圓 No way. He's a goofy and flabby all over 1015 00:55:46,533 --> 00:55:48,235 我媽媽是個美麗的女人 身材火辣 My mom is gorgerous with a rocking body. 1016 00:55:48,488 --> 00:55:50,105 那句話好噁心 Hey that's sick, man 1017 00:55:50,598 --> 00:55:52,337 你沒聽到上下文 That was out of context! 1018 00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:53,972 有上下文嗎 Was it? 1019 00:56:22,201 --> 00:56:23,908 你應該上去跟他說話 You know. You should just go talk to him. 1020 00:56:24,108 --> 00:56:25,527 他可不會咬人 Because he probably won't bite 1021 00:56:26,975 --> 00:56:28,501 我不行 Oh, no, no, I can't. 1022 00:56:29,776 --> 00:56:30,787 家裡有男朋友了 Got a boyfriend back at home? 1023 00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:34,387 我們學校的男生都以為我是拉拉 Please. All the guys at my school pretty much assume I'm a lesbian 1024 00:56:34,951 --> 00:56:36,446 還不是火辣的那種 And not the hot kind 1025 00:56:37,465 --> 00:56:40,447 呃 你有沒有想過 Well, have you ever considered, say like ... 1026 00:56:41,574 --> 00:56:42,790 換個髮型 Changing your hair style? 1027 00:56:43,045 --> 00:56:45,873 我們的理髮師只會剪這種 還有寸頭 Our barber only really knows how to do this and crew cuts 1028 00:56:46,132 --> 00:56:47,626 -所以 -理髮師 - So ... - A barber? 1029 00:56:48,188 --> 00:56:49,656 街邊的理髮店那種 Like the kind with a pole outside? 1030 00:56:49,912 --> 00:56:51,669 他給我爺爺剪頭髮 He cut our grandfather's hair 1031 00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:52,934 給我爸爸剪頭髮 He cuts my dad's hair 1032 00:56:53,134 --> 00:56:54,929 現在給我們剪頭髮 And now he cuts our hair 1033 00:56:55,441 --> 00:56:56,547 我可以 May I just ...? 1034 00:57:04,363 --> 00:57:06,092 你長得真漂亮 You have such a beautiful face 1035 00:57:09,654 --> 00:57:13,630 說起來也有趣 我正要去髮廊 It's funny because I was actually on my way to the salon 1036 00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:15,962 你想跟我一起去嗎 Do you wanna come check it out with me? 1037 00:57:17,082 --> 00:57:18,395 去幹嘛 For what? 1038 00:57:18,663 --> 00:57:20,148 去修整一下頭髮 For a hairdo 1039 00:57:20,656 --> 00:57:21,690 弄個女生的髮型 For a girl 1040 00:57:21,956 --> 00:57:23,058 適合這個時代的 In this century 1041 00:57:24,579 --> 00:57:28,173 我想去 但是我得跟我爸要錢 I would , but I have to ask my dad for the money 1042 00:57:28,373 --> 00:57:29,373 不用 我給 No no no, it's on me 1043 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:33,716 真的嗎 Really? 1044 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,733 我很樂意 It would make me so happy 1045 00:57:36,254 --> 00:57:38,205 我又不能跟我的兒子一起去做頭髮 Because I don't get to do this with my boys 1046 00:57:38,463 --> 00:57:39,889 走吧華倫王子 Come on Prince Valiant 1047 00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:43,099 我不知道你在說什麼 但是好啊我去 I don't know who that is, but ok 1048 00:57:46,795 --> 00:57:50,650 -你在哪買的衣服 -爸爸在工作的地方拿的 - Where do you buy your clothes? - Dad gets most of our clothes from work 1049 00:57:51,851 --> 00:57:54,595 我們該慶幸他沒在貓頭鷹餐廳工作 Then I guess we should be grateful he doesn't work at Hooters 1050 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:56,585 我們的媽媽在那工作 No, my mom worked at Hooters 1051 00:57:57,798 --> 00:57:59,015 她什麼 She what? 1052 00:57:59,255 --> 00:58:01,420 我媽以前在貓頭鷹餐廳工作 Oh, my mom. She used to worked at Hooters 1053 00:58:01,620 --> 00:58:03,461 她是湖街那家餐廳的主管 She managed the one over on Lake street 1054 00:58:22,057 --> 00:58:23,895 他該慶幸沒有被提到蛋蛋 He's lucky he didn't get kicked in the nuts 1055 00:58:24,598 --> 00:58:26,453 啊 我的蛋 Oh, my nuts 1056 00:58:28,517 --> 00:58:29,541 奧斯本 Espn 1057 00:58:29,741 --> 00:58:32,655 這是我吃過最好吃的水果沙拉 你一定要試試 It is the best passion fruit I've ever tasted. Try it. 1058 00:58:34,123 --> 00:58:35,747 我給你媽媽也拿了一份 And I got some for your mam too 1059 00:58:38,046 --> 00:58:39,190 謝謝 Thank you 1060 00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:40,551 不用客氣 You're welcome 1061 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,447 話說你們兩人是怎麼認識的 So how did you two sexicans meet? 1062 00:58:42,647 --> 00:58:44,998 這個問題好難回答我喜歡 Yeah, hitting them with the hard questions, I like it 1063 00:58:45,198 --> 00:58:47,046 我們是相親認識的 Well, we met on a blind date 1064 00:58:48,163 --> 00:58:49,815 相親真的太糟糕了 Those are the worst 1065 00:58:50,378 --> 00:58:52,216 我去過十次相親 I have been on 10 blind dates in my life 1066 00:58:52,498 --> 00:58:53,855 全部都是大胖子 All fatties. 1067 00:58:54,115 --> 00:58:55,811 十次都是 大胖子 Ten for ten. All fatties 1068 00:58:57,744 --> 00:58:58,859 無意冒犯 金 No offense, Jim 1069 00:59:01,130 --> 00:59:02,715 有發生什麼事嗎 他帶你去哪 What happened? Where did he take you? 1070 00:59:03,462 --> 00:59:05,299 他帶我去了貓頭鷹餐廳 Actually, Hooters 1071 00:59:05,569 --> 00:59:06,639 又來了 Here we go 1072 00:59:06,839 --> 00:59:08,908 那裡服務很好 Which was a wonderful service 1073 00:59:09,188 --> 00:59:10,570 那裡的人也很好 Nice people 1074 00:59:10,770 --> 00:59:11,996 真的很不錯 Really great 1075 00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:16,160 好浪漫 How romantic 1076 00:59:17,465 --> 00:59:19,390 都跟著我動起來吧 Everyone's shimmying now 1077 00:59:21,948 --> 00:59:23,392 你怎麼不動起來呢 Why you no shimmy, Jimmy? 1078 00:59:23,762 --> 00:59:25,183 動起來啊 Shimmy 1079 00:59:25,421 --> 00:59:26,412 金 Jim? 1080 01:00:05,077 --> 01:00:07,081 拉裡去哪了 Where is Larry? 1081 01:00:07,281 --> 01:00:08,672 你把拉裡怎麼了 What happened to Larry? 1082 01:00:09,205 --> 01:00:10,429 我就站在這啊 老爸 I'm right here, Dad 1083 01:00:14,301 --> 01:00:15,442 這怎麼 為什麼 Why were the ...? How did this ...? 1084 01:00:16,845 --> 01:00:18,413 這是怎麼回事 What's happening right now? 1085 01:00:19,774 --> 01:00:22,181 勞倫和我去了髮廊 Lauren gave me her salon appointment 1086 01:00:23,364 --> 01:00:25,325 他們給我弄了這身打扮 還給我化了妝 And they put in hair extensions and makeup 1087 01:00:25,925 --> 01:00:29,925 她教他們怎麼打扮 什麼該弄什麼不該弄 and she even told them how to style it and what to do, what not to do 1088 01:00:31,446 --> 01:00:33,208 她人太好了 She's pretty amazing 1089 01:00:34,018 --> 01:00:35,974 真的好人啊 She was amazing, huh? 1090 01:00:36,238 --> 01:00:39,193 你想跟我去吧檯那裡拿一些壽司嗎 Do you want to get some sushi from the bar? 1091 01:00:39,977 --> 01:00:41,938 哇哦 別這麼著急小伙子 Easy scarecrow! She's gotta bulk up. 1092 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:43,628 她還要去拿豬排 羊排 Pork chops, lamb chops 1093 01:00:43,887 --> 01:00:45,087 牛肉 Red meat 1094 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,360 我們去拿點牛肉 Let's go get our beef on? 1095 01:00:49,886 --> 01:00:50,939 嗯 Yeah? 1096 01:00:54,221 --> 01:00:58,221 我想有別人也來了晚餐 一個胖胖的會飛的小孩子叫做丘比特 I think someone new came to dinner. A flying baby named Cupid 1097 01:00:59,171 --> 01:01:00,580 丘比特 Cupido! 1098 01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:13,529 有什麼問題嗎 What's the matter? 1099 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:14,880 有設麼問題 What's the matter? 1100 01:01:15,514 --> 01:01:18,642 我剛剛看到了我女兒 差點沒認出來 I just looked at my daughter and I didn't really recognize her 1101 01:01:19,514 --> 01:01:20,951 我愣了好一會 Kind of threw me off for a minute 1102 01:01:21,475 --> 01:01:23,015 她已經十五歲了 Well she's 15 1103 01:01:23,215 --> 01:01:25,474 你知道 女兒總會長大的 You know, she's bound to grow up at some point 1104 01:01:25,752 --> 01:01:27,744 我知道 也許我瘋了 因為 I know, call me crazy .I just thought 1105 01:01:28,021 --> 01:01:30,450 我認為那是我該做的決定 這是我的女兒 maybe that would be my decision because she's my kid! 1106 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,008 噢 真尷尬 Ok, awkward moment 1107 01:01:34,208 --> 01:01:35,363 真不自在 劍拔弩張 uncomfortable, tension 1108 01:01:35,623 --> 01:01:37,609 -我要走了 誰跟我一起走 -我 我 - I am leaving the table, who's with me? - Me 1109 01:01:37,883 --> 01:01:38,976 我也跟你走 I'm going 1110 01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:44,664 我能問一下 Can I ask you? 1111 01:01:44,925 --> 01:01:46,295 你憑什麼覺得你可以未經我允許 What made you think you could 1112 01:01:46,296 --> 01:01:48,516 就把我女兒打扮成這樣嗎 tart up my daughter without my permission? 1113 01:01:50,089 --> 01:01:51,596 你說的對 我很抱歉 我真的錯了 You're right. I am sorry. I am. 1114 01:01:52,050 --> 01:01:53,029 說真的 Seriously 1115 01:01:53,549 --> 01:01:57,157 不過這話由一個差點害死我兒子的人說出來有點可笑 I just find it hypocritical from someone who nearly killed my son 1116 01:01:57,357 --> 01:01:59,059 所以你是想說我們扯平了 So it was getting even? Is that it? 1117 01:01:59,259 --> 01:02:00,630 我不是這個意思 No, it's not getting even. 1118 01:02:01,146 --> 01:02:02,673 只是 她很漂亮 I just ... she's beautiful 1119 01:02:02,873 --> 01:02:03,884 當然 Right 1120 01:02:04,084 --> 01:02:07,028 但不是頂著那個男生的髮型 With that pageboy Prince Valiant haircut you gave her 1121 01:02:07,266 --> 01:02:09,593 -那個髮型看起來很好看啊 -還有她那身衣服 - She looked very nice with that haircut - And the tracksuit 1122 01:02:09,793 --> 01:02:10,847 你在開什麼玩笑 Are you kidding me? 1123 01:02:11,047 --> 01:02:13,239 她內心深處渴望擺脫那個形象 釋放真實的自己 Dying on the inside to come out 1124 01:02:13,516 --> 01:02:16,143 她媽媽在她這個年紀也是這樣子 假小子打扮 His mother was tomboyish at her age 1125 01:02:16,343 --> 01:02:17,653 我也覺得她很好看啊 And that was fine with me 1126 01:02:19,244 --> 01:02:21,107 你老婆十五歲你們就認識了 You knew your wife when she was 15? 1127 01:02:21,786 --> 01:02:24,275 我十三歲就認識她了 我很喜歡她 I knew her when I was 13. I had a crush on her. 1128 01:02:24,475 --> 01:02:25,974 我也不知道她為什麼會喜歡我 I had no idea why she liked me back. 1129 01:02:27,065 --> 01:02:29,529 我有九成是傻瓜 還有一成是廢人 I was 90% goofy and 10% loser 1130 01:02:30,331 --> 01:02:31,563 這樣 Well. 1131 01:02:31,876 --> 01:02:33,823 我有六成是控制狂 I was 60% urkel 1132 01:02:34,075 --> 01:02:35,424 還有四成是瘋子 And 40% screech 1133 01:02:36,592 --> 01:02:37,881 這麼跟你說 如果我不控制住自己 Put it to you this way, if I didn't have braces 1134 01:02:37,882 --> 01:02:40,299 我怕我會忍不住咬你 my teeth would be hitting you right now 1135 01:02:47,592 --> 01:02:48,909 很抱歉我對你大喊大叫 I'm sorry I yelled at you 1136 01:02:49,109 --> 01:02:50,680 我知道我很白癡 沒經過你同意 I feel like a jerk because I put your kid on a gooney bird 1137 01:02:50,681 --> 01:02:53,109 就和你的兒子一起騎鴕鳥 and I didn't asked your permission and ... 1138 01:02:54,453 --> 01:02:55,601 不 你說的對 No, but listen, you're right 1139 01:02:58,387 --> 01:03:00,773 我真的得對他寬鬆點 I need to let go of the reins a little bit 1140 01:03:01,062 --> 01:03:02,247 我只是想說 Just want to say ... 1141 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:04,354 為了代表塔圖樂隊 On behalf of the Thathoo 1142 01:03:05,296 --> 01:03:06,464 我們多麼快樂 How happy we are 1143 01:03:06,733 --> 01:03:09,760 看到你們兩人 See you two lovers finally 1144 01:03:10,206 --> 01:03:11,463 已經墜入愛河 Blending 1145 01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:12,663 我們沒有 No, we are not blending 1146 01:03:12,863 --> 01:03:14,849 我們只是在談話 We were just having a conversation 1147 01:03:15,143 --> 01:03:17,118 我們很高興沒有相互廝殺 Just happy we haven't killed each other yet 1148 01:03:17,318 --> 01:03:19,144 是的你們已墜入愛河 Yes you are blending 1149 01:03:20,912 --> 01:03:23,561 是的你們已有肌膚之親 Yes, you'll be touching 1150 01:03:26,927 --> 01:03:28,091 好吧 我們去拿點牛肉來吃嗎 All right. Let's go get our beef on 1151 01:03:30,321 --> 01:03:31,287 謝謝 再見 All right. Thank you. 1152 01:03:31,549 --> 01:03:34,060 我相信他們已經對彼此有感覺了 快來 快來 I think they are blending over there! Come now! Come now! 1153 01:03:34,260 --> 01:03:35,605 他們已經墜入了愛河 They're blending over there. 1154 01:03:47,013 --> 01:03:48,171 爸爸 看 Daddy, look! 1155 01:04:21,341 --> 01:04:23,257 幹嘛 我只是以為看到了一隻鷹 What, I thought I saw an eagle 1156 01:04:24,310 --> 01:04:26,035 我看到了駱駝 I saw a camel 1157 01:04:31,219 --> 01:04:32,601 嘿 希拉裡 Hey Hilary 1158 01:04:32,834 --> 01:04:33,789 你想上我們的觀光車嗎 You wanna come in our truck? 1159 01:04:34,054 --> 01:04:36,539 你確定 你不是應該在你的棺材裡面嗎 太陽太猛了 Shouldn't you be in your coffin? The sun is out right now 1160 01:04:36,855 --> 01:04:37,995 你自己去走一走吧 宅男 Take a walk, homes 1161 01:04:42,259 --> 01:04:43,351 嘿 Hey 1162 01:04:43,595 --> 01:04:44,713 你跟他去吧 Go ahead 1163 01:05:01,039 --> 01:05:02,050 天哪 Omg 1164 01:05:11,244 --> 01:05:13,179 這只可憐的野豬失去了雙親 The bush pig has lost its parents 1165 01:05:13,456 --> 01:05:16,560 但是它有獅子爸爸和獅子媽媽照顧 so it is being cared for by Mama and Papa lion 1166 01:05:16,790 --> 01:05:18,104 即使是在殘酷的大自然 Even in nature 1167 01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:20,056 混閤家庭也是存在的 There are blended families 1168 01:05:20,338 --> 01:05:22,624 太好了 That's nice 1169 01:05:30,671 --> 01:05:33,188 也許我誤會了 I may have misread that situation 1170 01:06:39,407 --> 01:06:41,553 諸多感慨 時光飛逝啊 Emotional, time passing 1171 01:06:41,821 --> 01:06:42,718 一切都在變 Changes 1172 01:06:43,002 --> 01:06:45,125 是啊 一切都不一樣了 It's, it's, it's hard 1173 01:06:45,575 --> 01:06:46,643 你必須得放手 You gotta let it go 1174 01:06:47,199 --> 01:06:48,836 翻過這頁 繼續前進 Turning the page, moving on 1175 01:06:50,831 --> 01:06:53,819 -她之前還是個孩子 -這是個慢慢變化的過程 你得接受它 She was a little kid, just a ... - Processing it, accepting it 1176 01:06:54,087 --> 01:06:55,353 生活的車輪在緩緩前進 The circle of life 1177 01:06:55,553 --> 01:06:56,507 雖然這個過程很痛苦 Painful, though 1178 01:06:57,035 --> 01:06:58,218 真讓人心疼 不是嗎 It hurts,right ? 1179 01:06:58,484 --> 01:07:00,476 不 我可不心疼 我有個兒子 No, not for me, I got a boy 1180 01:07:00,676 --> 01:07:01,894 你才得心疼 But you're in shithouse 1181 01:07:02,892 --> 01:07:03,909 謝謝 Thanks 1182 01:07:06,976 --> 01:07:09,166 真是壯觀 The view is splendid 1183 01:07:13,815 --> 01:07:14,805 可以讓我去玩嗎 媽媽 Please, Mom? 1184 01:07:15,005 --> 01:07:17,218 什麼 你瘋了 不行 What, That? Are you crazy? No 1185 01:07:17,486 --> 01:07:20,310 如果他可以 我也行 這是完全沒危險的 If Mfana can do it, I could do it. It's totally safe. 1186 01:07:20,510 --> 01:07:23,219 我不可能讓你去玩的 There is no way I am going to let you do that 1187 01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:26,572 除非 Unless 1188 01:07:26,853 --> 01:07:28,977 我先去試試 I try it first 1189 01:07:29,177 --> 01:07:30,773 保證你控制得了 And make sure you can handle it 1190 01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:41,206 你什麼都不用擔心 綁得很緊 You have nothing to worry about. You are in tight. 1191 01:07:41,406 --> 01:07:43,182 有五十多條帶子綁著你 很安全 You got 50 gauge webbing here. 1192 01:07:43,382 --> 01:07:46,266 但是你可能得注意瘧疾 Possibly malaria is the only thing you gotta think about. 1193 01:07:46,466 --> 01:07:47,561 別吞下上面那些奇怪的東西 Don't swallow anything weird up there 1194 01:07:47,846 --> 01:07:48,858 好的 Ok 1195 01:07:49,058 --> 01:07:52,738 如果我想求救或者突然改變主意了怎麼辦 What happens if like I wanna signal for help or like if I decided to change my mind ...? 1196 01:08:10,188 --> 01:08:12,306 我的天 Omg 1197 01:08:12,506 --> 01:08:14,670 太美了 It is beautiful 1198 01:08:15,161 --> 01:08:17,336 加油 老媽 加油 Go, mama, go! 1199 01:08:18,894 --> 01:08:20,305 長頸鹿 There are giraffes 1200 01:08:20,505 --> 01:08:24,139 那裡有長頸鹿 我看得到它們 There are giraffes right there, I can see them 1201 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:26,277 幫我向他們問好 Well,say hello for me 1202 01:08:32,270 --> 01:08:34,392 實在太美了 This is so pretty 1203 01:08:35,860 --> 01:08:37,676 我的天哪 大象耶 oh My God, elephants 1204 01:08:37,876 --> 01:08:38,826 大象 Elephants 1205 01:08:49,265 --> 01:08:50,665 她為什麼在尖叫 Why is she screaming? 1206 01:08:50,963 --> 01:08:52,924 她不是在尖叫 是嚎叫 She's not screaming, she is howling 1207 01:08:53,124 --> 01:08:54,159 她玩得很開心 She's having fun 1208 01:08:59,557 --> 01:09:00,995 你在上面看起來很棒 寶貝 You look good up there baby 1209 01:09:03,822 --> 01:09:05,211 像風一樣自由翱翔吧 Fly like the wind 1210 01:09:07,803 --> 01:09:10,761 泰勒 你一定要試試這個 Tyler, you got to try this 1211 01:09:15,104 --> 01:09:16,340 你為什麼停下來 Why you slowing down? 1212 01:09:16,852 --> 01:09:18,068 我們沒有汽油了 We're out of gas 1213 01:09:18,268 --> 01:09:19,771 沒油了 什麼叫沒油了 You're out of gas?What does that mean? 1214 01:09:20,441 --> 01:09:22,973 我們本來有汽油 但現在用完了了 We had gas,but we are out now. 1215 01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:27,605 我的天哪 怎麼回事 Oh my God, what's happening? 1216 01:09:29,518 --> 01:09:30,432 吉姆 Jim? 1217 01:09:30,665 --> 01:09:32,134 我們沒油了 We're out of gas 1218 01:09:32,621 --> 01:09:33,505 什麼 What? 1219 01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:37,651 這都是你的錯 This is all your fault 1220 01:09:37,851 --> 01:09:39,821 別擔心 我爸爸會想到辦法的 Do not worry my dad will come up with a plan 1221 01:09:40,021 --> 01:09:41,287 什麼辦法 What is the plan? 1222 01:09:41,561 --> 01:09:43,030 找到加油站 Look for a gas station 1223 01:09:43,527 --> 01:09:44,509 你滾蛋 you suck 1224 01:09:47,243 --> 01:09:48,298 你聽我說 Listen to me 1225 01:09:48,541 --> 01:09:50,205 當你接近地面時 When you get close to the ground 1226 01:09:50,461 --> 01:09:52,717 就開始快跑 Start running fast 1227 01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:55,566 我的腿就像柯基狗那麼短 I have the legs of a corky dog 1228 01:09:55,766 --> 01:09:59,193 沒關係 儘管邁開你的小短腿 That does not matter right now, move those little babies 1229 01:10:00,269 --> 01:10:02,596 我不能讓我的孩子看到我就這樣死掉 You can not let your children see you die like this 1230 01:10:12,589 --> 01:10:13,599 額滴神啊 Omg 1231 01:10:13,799 --> 01:10:14,948 犀牛 Rhino! 1232 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:20,782 天哪 Omg 1233 01:10:20,870 --> 01:10:21,855 張開你的腿 Open your legs 1234 01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:12,720 我沒想到你會是個會去做推拿的人 I didn't have you pegged for the massage type of guy. 1235 01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:14,747 這是我人生第一次做推拿 我必須去做 It's the first massage I'll ever do in my life. I have to. 1236 01:11:14,947 --> 01:11:18,268 我要看看他們會不會把我的胰臟推上我的喉嚨 I have to do, to see if they can rub my pancreas out of my neck 1237 01:11:18,509 --> 01:11:20,327 我的天哪 還有 順便說一句 不用謝 My God, you're welcome,by the way 1238 01:11:21,535 --> 01:11:22,659 不用謝什麼 For what? 1239 01:11:23,709 --> 01:11:25,434 -不用謝什麼 -救了你一命 -"for what" ? -For saving you 1240 01:11:25,705 --> 01:11:27,248 你沒有救我 You didn't save me. 1241 01:11:27,531 --> 01:11:29,067 你只是叫我一直跑 You told me to keep running 1242 01:11:29,311 --> 01:11:30,838 你為什麼不抓住我 Why didn't you catch me? 1243 01:11:31,106 --> 01:11:32,184 我為什麼應該抓住你 I was suppossed to catch you? 1244 01:11:32,442 --> 01:11:33,536 你以為我是誰 蝙蝠俠嗎 Who am I?Batman? 1245 01:11:33,736 --> 01:11:35,259 你當時時速700里地向我衝來 Coming at me like 700 miles an hour. 1246 01:11:35,533 --> 01:11:37,893 大概500公斤那麼重 You're weighing about a buck fifty. 1247 01:11:38,093 --> 01:11:39,622 慣性會將我手臂扯斷的 The inertia would rip my arms off my body. 1248 01:11:39,822 --> 01:11:43,822 是 老娘抬著你的左半屁屁剛好這麼重 yes,That's me, I weight about 50 if I'm holding your left ass cheek. 1249 01:11:45,899 --> 01:11:47,490 我不知道女人怎麼量體重 I do not know what women weight 1250 01:11:47,690 --> 01:11:49,136 你什麼都不知道 You don't know anything. 1251 01:11:49,336 --> 01:11:51,498 -祝你推拿愉快 -會的 Have a nice massage - We'll see 1252 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,232 好了 現在對你的搭檔做同樣的動作 All right, now do the same with 1253 01:11:53,233 --> 01:11:55,880 同時要保持互相凝視對方的眼睛 your partner while make sure you look deeply into each others' eyes 1254 01:12:03,497 --> 01:12:04,484 -這是啥 -電影大門的情景再現嗎 - What is this? - A scene out of The Doors? 1255 01:12:04,684 --> 01:12:06,885 我也不知道 額 The truth is that I don't know 1256 01:12:08,067 --> 01:12:08,999 女士 Ma'am? 1257 01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:10,793 是這樣的 我預定了一次推拿 Yes, I booked a massage 1258 01:12:11,066 --> 01:12:14,340 是的 你預定的是情侶藝術推拿 -噢 yes,you booked for the Art of couples massage 1259 01:12:20,424 --> 01:12:22,251 快來吧 這正是你們所需要的 It is exactly what you guys need 1260 01:12:22,527 --> 01:12:24,952 我們會成為一列推拿火車 我當最後的守車 We are forming a massage train I'll be the caboose. 1261 01:12:25,152 --> 01:12:26,512 我可不答應 Unacceptable 1262 01:12:26,767 --> 01:12:27,878 我只是在開玩笑 I'm joking. 1263 01:12:31,295 --> 01:12:33,726 -加入我們吧 -不 女士 -我很好我 - join us - oh no,ma'ma. -i am so good ... 1264 01:12:34,213 --> 01:12:35,626 來這邊 This way 1265 01:12:42,051 --> 01:12:43,252 好的 Ok 1266 01:12:43,518 --> 01:12:47,518 先輕撫你愛人的脖子 慢慢放鬆 Let's loosen things up by stroking your lover's neck. 1267 01:12:48,895 --> 01:12:50,439 -好吧 -現在就開始啊 Ok - Come now 1268 01:12:51,331 --> 01:12:52,400 別害羞 Do not be bashful. 1269 01:12:52,669 --> 01:12:56,669 沉浸在你愛人撫摸的愉悅當中吧 Give yourself over to the pleasure of your loving patner's touch. 1270 01:13:05,842 --> 01:13:07,255 -你好 -你好嗎 - Hello - How are you? 1271 01:13:12,585 --> 01:13:14,358 記住要輕輕地撫摸 Maybe to keep that softer ? 1272 01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:17,086 輕輕地用你指尖觸碰她的肌膚 like you brush your fingers against her skin. 1273 01:13:20,663 --> 01:13:22,950 -哦天哪 我身上是有只蟲子嗎 -不 Oh God, what's happening?Was there a bug on me - No. .. 1274 01:13:23,150 --> 01:13:25,134 不是蟲子 我只是 No bug I was just ... 1275 01:13:26,103 --> 01:13:27,217 試試 I try to ... 1276 01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:29,166 輕輕觸碰肌膚 像她說的 get some skin, like she said. 1277 01:13:29,366 --> 01:13:30,504 這樣會弄疼我的脖子 That hurts the jugular 1278 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,701 我不知道 I do not know ... 1279 01:13:44,185 --> 01:13:45,096 那好吧 走你 Ok, so .There you go. 1280 01:13:48,719 --> 01:13:49,976 -說真的這挺讚的 -那就好 - That's truely very nice - good 1281 01:13:52,460 --> 01:13:53,308 天哪 God 1282 01:13:55,297 --> 01:13:56,978 我感覺很放鬆 Now I feel relaxed, it's ... 1283 01:13:57,818 --> 01:13:59,841 噢 這感覺好棒 It is wonderful 1284 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,144 不好意思 請問我也會得到這樣的待遇 Excuse me. Am I gonna get some sort of rub action here 1285 01:14:03,344 --> 01:14:05,252 還是在非洲男人就要做全部的活兒 or does the guy do all the work in Africa? 1286 01:14:05,529 --> 01:14:06,922 你真風趣 莫普陀波利斯先生 Very funny Mr. Boptopolis 1287 01:14:08,446 --> 01:14:09,246 但他說的對 But he's right 1288 01:14:09,552 --> 01:14:11,658 女士們 該你們動手了 ladies,it's your time to join it. 1289 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,236 當你的搭檔按摩到你的肩膀的時候 As your partner moves down to your shoulders, reach out 1290 01:14:15,033 --> 01:14:18,163 伸出手 觸摸他的耳朵 and touch his ears 1291 01:14:18,684 --> 01:14:22,676 用你的拇指和食指輕揉耳垂 Gently rub your thumbs and index finger... 1292 01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:26,789 就好像你在觸碰玫瑰花瓣上的朝露 As if they were rubbing the dew Morning of a rose petal 1293 01:14:28,522 --> 01:14:31,352 -這是你的花瓣嗎 -是的 是不是觸碰露珠的感覺 Are these the petals of a flower? - Yes,Now rub the dew. 1294 01:14:33,697 --> 01:14:35,280 我覺得如果我幫你將這倆滑稽玩意兒 I'd be doing you a really big 1295 01:14:35,512 --> 01:14:37,824 扯下來會幫你一個很大的忙 favor if I just yanked these goofy things right off. 1296 01:14:38,093 --> 01:14:40,705 噢 閉嘴吧你 塌肩膀 Shut up, little shoulders 1297 01:14:41,392 --> 01:14:43,574 -我肩膀的確挺塌的 -不 不是啦 很好看 -Well if they are small.- No, you don't. They're very nice. 1298 01:14:44,885 --> 01:14:46,289 但你知道如果你要改進姿勢 But you know what helps 1299 01:14:46,533 --> 01:14:47,741 要怎麼做比較好嗎 if you need to work on your posture? 1300 01:14:47,941 --> 01:14:49,361 稍微抬起你的手臂 Here, just lift your arms a little bit. 1301 01:14:49,611 --> 01:14:50,597 看好了 我做給你看 Watch, I'll show you. Right... 1302 01:14:51,140 --> 01:14:51,940 感覺很贊喲 Feels very good. 1303 01:14:55,394 --> 01:14:56,415 感覺還挺好的 You're good 1304 01:14:56,910 --> 01:14:58,114 你的肩膀挺好看的 You have nice shoulders. 1305 01:14:58,352 --> 01:15:00,699 -真的嗎 -你的肌肉真的很發達 -Really? - You really have a lot of muscle. 1306 01:15:01,252 --> 01:15:02,647 -沒你的發達 -嘿 Not as much as you.-Heh 1307 01:15:03,778 --> 01:15:05,892 帶著那孩子四周轉還到處撞他的頭 From carrying that kid around and smashing his head. 1308 01:15:08,161 --> 01:15:09,272 啊 噢 是啊 Oh, yeah! 1309 01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:10,524 溫尼克先生 Mr. Warnick 1310 01:15:10,765 --> 01:15:12,191 那塊兒不是你太太的肩膀吧 Those are not your wife's shoulders. 1311 01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:13,961 哎呀被抓到了 Busted! 1312 01:15:14,968 --> 01:15:16,814 但我還是很愛它們的 我得保持你的視野潔淨嘛 Loving it though. Respect the vision. 1313 01:15:17,104 --> 01:15:18,126 我懂得 I get it. 1314 01:15:18,603 --> 01:15:19,892 -但那兒才是最終目的地 對吧 -當然啦 - Gotta go for it, right? - You do! 1315 01:15:27,132 --> 01:15:30,597 嗯 那實在太舒服了 That was so relaxing ... 1316 01:15:35,010 --> 01:15:38,742 我希望我把你的胰臟按回了該在的位置 I hope you returned your pancreas back to where it belongs 1317 01:15:39,631 --> 01:15:41,081 我現在甚至都不知道它跑哪去了 I don't even know where it is right now. 1318 01:16:01,295 --> 01:16:02,750 他們玩的很嗨喲 They have fun. 1319 01:16:08,144 --> 01:16:09,808 你剛才很棒 謝謝你 You were very nice, thank you 1320 01:16:12,213 --> 01:16:13,543 你是個很強壯的女人 You're a strong woman 1321 01:16:14,107 --> 01:16:15,225 還有強壯的雙手 Strong hands 1322 01:16:17,244 --> 01:16:18,569 嗯 我很高興你喜歡我的手 I'm glad you liked my hands 1323 01:16:23,446 --> 01:16:24,322 爹地 Daddy? 1324 01:16:25,003 --> 01:16:26,839 我能讓勞倫抱我去床上睡覺嗎 Can Lauren put me to bed? 1325 01:16:27,329 --> 01:16:28,359 寶貝 Sweetheart, 1326 01:16:28,559 --> 01:16:30,520 爸爸待會就抱你睡覺 Daddy will put you to bed in one second. 1327 01:16:31,186 --> 01:16:32,907 但我想勞倫陪我 But I love Lauren 1328 01:16:33,195 --> 01:16:34,299 勞倫啊 Lauren ... 1329 01:16:34,774 --> 01:16:36,641 下次 下次再讓勞倫陪你 Another time Lauren will 1330 01:16:36,897 --> 01:16:39,520 我就要她今晚陪我 But I want you to do tonight 1331 01:16:40,081 --> 01:16:41,119 爹地不同意 And Daddy says no 1332 01:16:42,628 --> 01:16:43,557 -唔 -不行 - Mm! - No. 1333 01:16:44,043 --> 01:16:45,151 -唔 -不行 - Mm! - No. 1334 01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:46,988 -唔 -不行 - Mm! - No. 1335 01:16:47,449 --> 01:16:50,013 我就想要勞倫 I want Lauren. 1336 01:16:51,672 --> 01:16:53,526 我很受寵若驚 I'm flattered 1337 01:17:00,876 --> 01:17:03,424 好吧 那現在呢 舒服嗎 Okay. How's that? Are you all cozy now? 1338 01:17:04,356 --> 01:17:05,506 是滴 Yes 1339 01:17:06,006 --> 01:17:06,987 爹地 Daddy? 1340 01:17:07,262 --> 01:17:09,199 你能讓我們單獨待會兒嗎 Can we have some time alone? 1341 01:17:12,488 --> 01:17:16,176 我可以去外面的廁所裡呆著 如果你想的話 那我就去唄 I can go to the bathroom outside.Is that what you want? You got it. 1342 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:18,352 竟然還被趕出自己的帳篷 Thrown out of my own tent. 1343 01:17:19,262 --> 01:17:20,427 他都聽我的 I own him. 1344 01:17:21,081 --> 01:17:22,266 看出來了 It seems 1345 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,793 你能摸摸我的頭嗎 這樣我就能做好夢了 Can you rub my head so I have good dreams? 1346 01:17:28,248 --> 01:17:29,230 當然好了 Of course 1347 01:17:32,652 --> 01:17:33,787 你的頭好小好可愛 What a cute little head. 1348 01:17:39,540 --> 01:17:41,669 你就不能去離帳篷遠點的地方嗎 Couldn't go a little further from the tent? 1349 01:17:42,927 --> 01:17:46,485 你想我怎樣 這外面可能有吃人的怪獸啊 What do you want from me?They could have gorillas ready to kill 1350 01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:57,661 好吧 你為啥不讓他們給你開點什麼前列腺藥之類的 why don't you get them to give you some Flomax or something. 1351 01:17:57,935 --> 01:18:00,264 是 我老了 我承認 Yep, getting older. I'll give you that. 1352 01:18:01,190 --> 01:18:02,498 你能唱歌給我聽嗎 Can you sing to me? 1353 01:18:04,085 --> 01:18:05,262 嗯 好啊 Um, sure. 1354 01:19:31,663 --> 01:19:32,912 -那裡有隻怪獸啊 -啊 - There's a gorilla right there! - Aah! 1355 01:19:33,367 --> 01:19:34,455 開個玩笑 不好意思 I'm just kidding! I'm sorry! 1356 01:19:34,655 --> 01:19:37,913 不好意思 我只是有點情緒化 那只是 不好意思 I'm sorry, I just couldn't handle how emotional it was getting. I just， I'm sorry. 1357 01:19:38,609 --> 01:19:40,843 休息一下吧 我不是故意的 Get some rest. I didn't mean to do that to you. 1358 01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:57,698 抬高手肘 這關乎怎麼把握平衡 Elbow up. It's all about balance. 1359 01:19:57,958 --> 01:19:58,870 就是這樣 That's right. 1360 01:19:59,070 --> 01:20:00,066 把你的重心放在這裡 Keep your weight right there. 1361 01:20:00,331 --> 01:20:02,055 你怎麼會打板球 How do you even play cricket? 1362 01:20:02,255 --> 01:20:03,749 我打的不是板球 我打的是棒球 We're not playing cricket. We're playing baseball. 1363 01:20:03,949 --> 01:20:07,530 但這酒店就只有這個破玩意兒 The only thing at the hotel they had was this stupid battle thingamajiggy. 1364 01:20:07,730 --> 01:20:08,687 他是誰 Who's that guy? 1365 01:20:08,887 --> 01:20:10,110 他叫戴爾 He's some guy named Dale. 1366 01:20:11,155 --> 01:20:12,215 他會朝你扔球 Uh, he'll be pitching to you. 1367 01:20:12,415 --> 01:20:14,132 那個 在板球裡我們不叫扔球 我們叫投球 Yeah, in cricket we don't pitch, we bowl. 1368 01:20:14,332 --> 01:20:16,423 嘿 戴爾 我是該付你多少來著 Hey, Dale. How much am I paying you? 1369 01:20:16,552 --> 01:20:18,871 你體育用品店裡的那5件布魯克林T恤 Five Brooklyn T-shirts from your sporting goods store. 1370 01:20:19,153 --> 01:20:20,910 這樣啊 如果你繼續糾正我的話就只有4件了 Okay, I'm gonna make it four if you correct me again. 1371 01:20:22,328 --> 01:20:24,617 好了 戴爾 扔 投一個球 All right, Dale. Pitch-- Or bowl one in. 1372 01:20:27,538 --> 01:20:29,614 -我不擅長這個 -不是你的原因 不關你事 - I stink at this. - No, it's not you. It's not you. 1373 01:20:29,894 --> 01:20:32,746 戴爾 你能扔到本壘這邊嗎 這樣會好些 Dale, you think maybe you can reach the plate? That would help. 1374 01:20:32,872 --> 01:20:34,875 實際上 在板球裡面我們 Actually, in cricket we bounce the-- 1375 01:20:36,231 --> 01:20:37,216 我會試試 我試試 I'll try. I'll try. 1376 01:20:37,738 --> 01:20:38,720 好了 All right. 1377 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,195 抬高你的手肘 來吧 Elbow up. Come on. Get there. 1378 01:20:42,843 --> 01:20:44,036 我不想玩這個 I do not want to do this! 1379 01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:45,898 嘿 你在幹什麼 Hey. What are you doing? 1380 01:20:46,098 --> 01:20:48,451 不要扔你的球拍 還是這個什麼 You don't throw your bat. Or whatever this thing is called. 1381 01:20:48,731 --> 01:20:50,225 -它就叫球拍 -萬分感謝 -A bat - Thank you 1382 01:20:50,562 --> 01:20:52,106 你是個運動員 你是個體育家 You're an athlete, sportsman 1383 01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:53,460 你要尊重你的裝備 You have to respect your team 1384 01:20:55,009 --> 01:20:55,925 收到 Yessir 1385 01:20:56,125 --> 01:20:58,694 除非你能像你騎鴕鳥那樣成功擊球 我們才離開這裡 We ain't leaving here till you hit the ball as good as you ride an ostrich. 1386 01:21:00,588 --> 01:21:01,611 撿起你的球拍 Pick up the bat 1387 01:21:04,487 --> 01:21:06,773 嘿 我知道你站在那感到很孤單 很害怕 Hey. I know you're up there all alone. 1388 01:21:06,973 --> 01:21:08,659 覺得壓力都在你身上 It's scary. You feel like all the pressure's on you. 1389 01:21:08,915 --> 01:21:09,939 但你知道嗎 But guess what? 1390 01:21:10,139 --> 01:21:11,769 壓力在他身上 The pressure is on him 1391 01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:15,523 他看起來壓力不大啊 Doesn't look like he's feeling the pressure. 1392 01:21:18,470 --> 01:21:19,981 噢 他就是這麼感覺的 Oh, he's feeling it all right. 1393 01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:22,336 他覺得他的球沒辦法從你這過去 He doesn't think he can get the ball past you. 1394 01:21:22,654 --> 01:21:24,199 我要你直視他的眼睛 I want you to look him right 1395 01:21:25,331 --> 01:21:26,995 讓他知道你才是勝者 in the eyes and let him know you own him. 1396 01:21:29,025 --> 01:21:29,983 繼續 Go ahead. 1397 01:21:30,183 --> 01:21:31,336 就是這樣 重要時刻來了 That's it, big time. 1398 01:21:31,632 --> 01:21:32,707 給他個白眼 Give him the stink eye. 1399 01:21:36,330 --> 01:21:37,459 他有什麼問題嗎 What's his problem? 1400 01:21:37,691 --> 01:21:39,691 看吧 你嚇倒他了 Well, look at that. You rattled him. 1401 01:21:39,891 --> 01:21:42,860 好了 戴爾 要是你有膽量你就扔球過來吧 Okay. Dale, pitch it in if ya got the guts. 1402 01:21:47,554 --> 01:21:48,577 太棒了 Yes! 1403 01:21:48,777 --> 01:21:50,493 你看到了嗎 我絕殺了 Did you see that?Did you see that? I killed it! 1404 01:21:50,719 --> 01:21:52,188 讓我們來多幾次吧 Let's do it a hundred more times. 1405 01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:55,337 -要是能打成這樣 我爸爸就會來看我的比賽了 -發生什麼事了 -If I hit like that, my dad's gonna start coming to my games.-What's going on here? 1406 01:21:55,961 --> 01:21:58,680 吉姆剛教會我怎麼讓那扔球手成為我的手下敗將 Jim just taught me how to make the pitcher my bitch. 1407 01:22:03,374 --> 01:22:05,122 我弟弟才不需要你教他怎麼打球 My brother doesn't need you to teach him how to hit! 1408 01:22:05,634 --> 01:22:07,371 行 那你要做給他看看嗎 Okay. You wanna show him how to do it? 1409 01:22:08,231 --> 01:22:09,226 讓我們開開眼界 Let's see what you got. 1410 01:22:09,476 --> 01:22:11,300 我不需要向你證明什麼 傻逼 I don't need to prove anything to you, d-bag. 1411 01:22:12,492 --> 01:22:14,669 戴爾 他剛剛是叫我傻逼嗎 Dale, did he really just call me a d-bag? 1412 01:22:14,927 --> 01:22:16,891 這屎事來真的了 This shit just got real. 1413 01:22:18,757 --> 01:22:19,990 我要殺了你 I'm gonna kill you. 1414 01:22:20,190 --> 01:22:21,107 行啊 我們看看 Okay, we'll see. 1415 01:22:21,307 --> 01:22:22,867 戴好你的拳套 先保護好自己吧 Let's get your gloves up. Face protected. 1416 01:22:23,422 --> 01:22:24,679 打趴他 布蘭登 Kick his ass, Brendan! 1417 01:22:24,879 --> 01:22:26,807 -什麼 -打趴他 吉姆 - What's that? - Kick his ass, Jim! 1418 01:22:29,545 --> 01:22:31,458 看吧 你要盯著你的目標 You see, you gotta look at your target. 1419 01:22:31,726 --> 01:22:34,575 要不要我放張你家保姆的照片在我臉上 那樣你會看著我了 哈 How about I put a picture of your babysitter on my face? Will you look at it then? Huh? 1420 01:22:36,154 --> 01:22:37,232 噢 來啊 來啊 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1421 01:22:37,432 --> 01:22:38,615 別把她扯進來 Just leave her out of this! 1422 01:22:38,815 --> 01:22:40,589 用你的右手 那樣你會打得好一點 對吧 Use your right hand. You're better with that one. 1423 01:22:41,473 --> 01:22:42,399 好了 好了 彭 All right, all right. Boom. 1424 01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:45,693 你看起來很生氣哦 You seem pissed at me. 1425 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:46,874 你打了我 You just hit me! 1426 01:22:47,074 --> 01:22:49,927 不 在那之前 再之前 我們第一次見面那時候 No! Before that. Before that, like when we first met. 1427 01:22:50,127 --> 01:22:52,372 我認為我媽媽能找到更好的 Just think that my mom could do better. 1428 01:22:52,625 --> 01:22:54,374 首先 她找不到更好的 First of all, she can't do better. 1429 01:22:54,609 --> 01:22:55,574 因為沒人會比我好 Because no one's better than me. 1430 01:22:55,774 --> 01:22:56,582 我是最好的 I am the greatest. 1431 01:22:56,782 --> 01:22:59,629 其次 我覺得你想要保護你媽媽這點很好 Secondly, I think it's nice that you wanna protect your mommy. 1432 01:23:02,472 --> 01:23:03,513 哇哦 哇哦 冷靜一下 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. Calm down. 1433 01:23:03,713 --> 01:23:05,978 但那樣挺好 說明你還是有兩下子的 That was good though. 1434 01:23:06,230 --> 01:23:10,230 聽著 要成為一個男人 不是有窩火的事情你就可以生氣或者埋怨 Showing a little something in there. Listen, being a man ain't about pissing and moaning anytime something's bothering you. 1435 01:23:11,116 --> 01:23:12,658 而是要專注處理你正在面臨的事情 It's about dealing with what's in front of you. 1436 01:23:13,169 --> 01:23:14,237 所以 干倒我吧 So deal with me. 1437 01:23:16,741 --> 01:23:17,678 你還好嗎 Are you okay? 1438 01:23:19,031 --> 01:23:20,049 這招很損 That was sneaky. 1439 01:23:20,334 --> 01:23:21,337 但我還好 But I'm fine 1440 01:23:22,258 --> 01:23:24,657 吉寶 這是不是說明了我現在是一個男人了 Does that make me a man now, Jimbo? 1441 01:23:25,788 --> 01:23:26,686 不是 No 1442 01:23:26,934 --> 01:23:28,248 問我還好嗎這一句 Asking me if I was okay, 1443 01:23:28,501 --> 01:23:29,636 是一個開始 that was a start. 1444 01:23:38,477 --> 01:23:42,226 是啊 這挺好的 但我還不知道你們是一起工作的 但也說得通了 Yeah, that's great. Didn't know you guys worked out together, but it makes sense. 1445 01:24:00,259 --> 01:24:01,925 那然後呢 And then what happened? 1446 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:06,125 投球手扔球過來 然後我就把球打到十里開外了 The bowler threw it, and I hit it like a mile away. 1447 01:24:07,397 --> 01:24:10,066 是啊 然後吉姆教我怎麼搏擊 Yeah. And then Jim taught me how to box. 1448 01:24:10,329 --> 01:24:13,695 5分鐘後 我基本上算是打倒了他 And after 5 minutes, I basically knocked him out. 1449 01:24:13,895 --> 01:24:14,899 耶 Yes! 1450 01:24:15,099 --> 01:24:16,483 好吧 他人還挺好的 Well, that was nice of him. 1451 01:24:18,689 --> 01:24:20,970 他們來這次旅行 也相處得挺不錯的 Kind of worked out well, they came on this trip. 1452 01:24:21,243 --> 01:24:23,897 是的 Yes, it did. 1453 01:24:39,937 --> 01:24:43,550 勞倫 你穿這條裙子實在太火辣了 我必須要買來送給你 Lauren, you looked so hot in this dress, I had to buy it for you. 1454 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:45,435 還有 我說買的意思 其實是偷 And by "Buy," I mean "Steal." 1455 01:24:46,277 --> 01:24:47,711 希望你在我的假期裡過得愉快 I hope you're having fun on my vacation 1456 01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,883 爸爸 你是梳了頭嗎 Dad. Did you comb your hair? 1457 01:25:10,139 --> 01:25:13,248 不是啊 我覺得是洗完澡就變這樣了 No. Got out of the shower like this, I guess. 1458 01:25:13,537 --> 01:25:14,448 你還洗了澡 You took a shower? 1459 01:25:15,135 --> 01:25:18,223 我洗啦 我有權利洗澡吧 我的天 I shower! I'm allowed to shower. My God 1460 01:25:18,474 --> 01:25:21,774 -自從我們來到這兒我還沒洗過澡 -我知道 你好臭 但我喜歡 - I haven't taken a shower since we got here.- I know. You stink. I love it. 1461 01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:23,705 是的 我臭臭 Yeah, I stink bad. 1462 01:25:23,905 --> 01:25:25,026 很臭臭 Very bad 1463 01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:27,117 是啊 非常臭臭 你聞起來超級噁心的 Yeah, you stink real bad. Your breath smells terrible. 1464 01:25:30,597 --> 01:25:31,601 勞倫在哪 Where is Lauren? 1465 01:26:09,482 --> 01:26:10,358 你看媽媽 Look at Mom. 1466 01:26:10,810 --> 01:26:11,804 哇哦 Wow 1467 01:26:12,025 --> 01:26:13,791 爸爸 說話啊 Dad say something 1468 01:26:14,496 --> 01:26:16,739 是 是 你看起來非常非常美 Yes, yes. You look very, very nice. 1469 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,465 噢 好吧 謝謝 你洗過澡啦 Oh, well, thank you. You showered. 1470 01:26:20,303 --> 01:26:23,701 難道你們都覺得我是不洗澡的男人嗎 我經常洗澡好嗎 Am I really known as the non-shower guy?I shower all the time, guys. 1471 01:26:26,298 --> 01:26:28,675 女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen 1472 01:26:28,928 --> 01:26:30,694 這是我們在 It's the final night 1473 01:26:30,950 --> 01:26:33,652 非洲的混閤家庭體驗 of our blended family experience 1474 01:26:33,911 --> 01:26:35,353 的最後一晚 Here in Africa 1475 01:26:39,572 --> 01:26:42,485 我們的傳統是邀請孩子們去泳池區域 Our tradition is to invite the kiddies to the pool area 1476 01:26:42,768 --> 01:26:44,212 因為我們有著名的 for our famous kids-only 1477 01:26:44,213 --> 01:26:46,768 僅供孩子的冒險大餐 和十英尺的巧克力雨林噴泉 safari buffet and 10-foot chocolate rain forest fountain! 1478 01:26:50,153 --> 01:26:52,932 -我們能去嗎 爸爸 -行 去吧 但是要跟好你的姐姐 Can we go, Dad?-All right, go ahead. Stay with you sisters though. 1479 01:26:53,715 --> 01:26:55,332 我兒子是個巧克力瘋 My boy here's a chocoholic. 1480 01:26:55,532 --> 01:26:56,471 你得看好了 You better watch out. 1481 01:26:56,713 --> 01:27:00,306 不然他就這樣跳進去 出來就變成一個帥氣的美國黑奴 Or he's gonna jump in and come out looking like a handsome Hershey bar. 1482 01:27:03,380 --> 01:27:04,349 你看到了嗎 Did you see that? 1483 01:27:05,309 --> 01:27:06,190 我讓他笑了 I made him smile. 1484 01:27:06,390 --> 01:27:08,104 他想不笑可是卻忍不住 He tried not to but he couldn't help himself. 1485 01:27:09,371 --> 01:27:10,971 我們會組成一個很棒的家庭 We're gonna be a great family. 1486 01:27:11,241 --> 01:27:12,373 是的 我們會的 Yes, we are. 1487 01:27:14,553 --> 01:27:15,405 我愛你 Love you. 1488 01:27:16,069 --> 01:27:19,098 小的們都走了 All of the little ones have gone. 1489 01:27:19,827 --> 01:27:22,146 今晚 餐廳就只有 Tonight the dining room is: 1490 01:27:23,051 --> 01:27:25,301 大人們了 Adults only 1491 01:27:25,791 --> 01:27:27,755 是的 現在終於等到那一刻了 Yeah, now we're getting there. 1492 01:27:28,241 --> 01:27:30,983 混合愛人們都去舞廳吧 Let's have all you blended lovers on the dance floor. 1493 01:27:57,036 --> 01:27:57,892 這很瘋狂 不是嗎 It's crazy, huh? 1494 01:27:58,388 --> 01:27:59,288 這首歌 The song. 1495 01:27:59,488 --> 01:28:00,872 他把 輝煌 這個詞 He took the word "Splendid" 1496 01:28:01,072 --> 01:28:02,714 換成了 混合 And replaced it with "Blended" 1497 01:28:03,347 --> 01:28:05,569 太機智了 還很押韻 So clever. It rhymes! 1498 01:28:05,826 --> 01:28:08,251 但是原來的詞是 華麗 But, the real word is "Splendored." 1499 01:28:08,532 --> 01:28:09,928 那不應該是換成 攪拌機 So wouldn't it be "Blendored"? 1500 01:28:10,848 --> 01:28:12,008 你說神馬 What's this now? 1501 01:28:12,208 --> 01:28:14,030 我只是隨便說說而已 不好意思 什麼 I'm just teasing, I do not listen 1502 01:28:14,949 --> 01:28:16,490 你準備好了嗎，掐彼得裡斯先生 Are you ready Mr. Ellaesunapedalista? 1503 01:28:16,831 --> 01:28:18,094 掐彼得裡斯 好吧 "She is a rider" Okay 1504 01:28:18,294 --> 01:28:19,706 他記起來一點了 He got good 1505 01:28:20,264 --> 01:28:21,226 準備好什麼 Ready for what? 1506 01:28:21,426 --> 01:28:24,255 你安排好的觀星體驗 His programming experience to see the stars 1507 01:28:24,762 --> 01:28:25,756 所以... So ... 1508 01:28:25,956 --> 01:28:29,163 掐彼得裡斯太太 你願意跟我一起去嗎 Ms. Ellaesunapedalista, Would you like to join me? 1509 01:28:29,676 --> 01:28:30,705 噢 好啊 If 1510 01:28:30,905 --> 01:28:31,705 好的 Well 1511 01:28:49,853 --> 01:28:51,329 有一點遠 It will be fun 1512 01:28:51,529 --> 01:28:53,385 好吧 謝謝你 Ok, thank you 1513 01:28:55,618 --> 01:28:56,955 我們到了 Here we are 1514 01:28:57,438 --> 01:28:58,899 二人燭光晚餐 Dinner for two 1515 01:28:59,383 --> 01:29:00,183 噢 這真是 Oh, if 1516 01:29:01,916 --> 01:29:02,944 這不錯啊 It is good 1517 01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:04,773 如果是我肯定答應迪克 I must hand it to Dick, 1518 01:29:04,774 --> 01:29:07,440 他可能是這世上最浪漫的男人 is perhaps the most romantic man on the planet 1519 01:29:08,643 --> 01:29:10,902 是的 毫無疑問 Yeah, got the moves there's no doubt 1520 01:29:11,631 --> 01:29:13,990 我敢肯定他打算在這裡跟珍求婚 I bet here was going to ask Jen to marry him 1521 01:29:14,866 --> 01:29:15,732 或許吧 Maybe 1522 01:29:15,932 --> 01:29:18,887 你早上要求的事情我們都可以做到 We were able to get everything you asked this morning 1523 01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:22,156 除了心形奶酪棒 Except the cheese sticks Heart Shaped 1524 01:29:22,945 --> 01:29:24,049 奶酪棒 Cheese Sticks?? 1525 01:29:26,034 --> 01:29:27,449 這是你安排的嗎 Your've started this? 1526 01:29:27,719 --> 01:29:29,011 我想再來一次 I wanted to do it again 1527 01:29:29,526 --> 01:29:31,360 回到第一次約會失敗那天 On the first date fiasco 1528 01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:32,756 我會比那時候做得好 I'm better than that 1529 01:29:39,429 --> 01:29:40,335 它的意思是 Which means: 1530 01:29:40,601 --> 01:29:44,107 戀人渴望那幾聲溫言絮語使靈魂交融 "Lovers long for the moment that makes their souls mingle 1531 01:29:44,386 --> 01:29:45,944 的那一刻 In a whisper 1532 01:29:46,851 --> 01:29:48,386 讓這一刻成為你們的永恆 Let this be the time " 1533 01:29:49,769 --> 01:29:52,679 你午餐是吃了豬排 Did you eat pork chops with 1534 01:29:53,142 --> 01:29:55,306 加金槍魚嗎 Tuna for lunch? 1535 01:29:55,506 --> 01:29:56,554 是的 我是吃了那個 Yes, it is 1536 01:29:56,826 --> 01:29:57,844 我能感覺到 I could tell 1537 01:29:58,081 --> 01:29:59,070 不好意思 Apologies 1538 01:29:59,270 --> 01:30:02,230 我現在就去刷牙 蘿莉啵啵裡斯先生 I always brush my teeth Mr. Lolipopolis 1539 01:30:02,492 --> 01:30:05,535 我會一天刷兩次 還有你剛剛是叫我蘿莉啵啵裡斯先生嗎 I wash 2 times a day, And did you call me Lolipopolis? 1540 01:30:07,273 --> 01:30:09,636 其實是 西奧多波裡斯 順便告訴你一下 It is Theodopolis, attesting 1541 01:30:09,891 --> 01:30:11,794 我知道 我只是開個小玩笑 I know, I just like to have fun 1542 01:30:11,994 --> 01:30:13,462 吉姆 弗裡德曼 Jim Freedman 1543 01:30:13,662 --> 01:30:14,462 什麼 What? 1544 01:30:15,417 --> 01:30:16,382 什麼 What? 1545 01:30:16,582 --> 01:30:17,382 那很不錯 That was good 1546 01:30:26,653 --> 01:30:28,677 這塔吐樂隊怎麼無處不在 How does appear Tatoo everywhere? 1547 01:30:28,877 --> 01:30:29,989 他們今天早上還在我的淋浴間 They were in my shower this morning 1548 01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:32,456 和他們一起也挺開心的 I also quite fun 1549 01:30:35,557 --> 01:30:37,894 她來了 噢 謝謝你 There it is, thank you very much 1550 01:30:38,094 --> 01:30:40,619 嘿 泡泡 屁股扭得不錯 但你怎麼長了根尾巴 Good job with Bubbles that queue 1551 01:30:42,213 --> 01:30:43,502 這碰杯是因為看看你 Health to meet you 1552 01:30:44,057 --> 01:30:45,661 不 說真的 看看你 The real you because 1553 01:30:45,861 --> 01:30:47,660 因為你這次真的在看著我了 You know me my this time 1554 01:30:49,989 --> 01:30:51,031 你 You ... 1555 01:30:52,565 --> 01:30:54,596 有最漂亮的 Have the most wonderful ... 1556 01:30:57,731 --> 01:30:58,794 孩子 Offspring 1557 01:31:00,473 --> 01:31:02,080 -謝謝你 -說真的 Thanks - Seriously 1558 01:31:03,740 --> 01:31:05,414 你是一個好媽媽 You're a good mother also 1559 01:31:06,332 --> 01:31:08,113 你也是一個很棒的 媽媽 You also 1560 01:31:09,586 --> 01:31:10,704 我認了 Thanks 1561 01:31:11,441 --> 01:31:13,475 泰勒週六有場加時賽 Tyler has a set of series on Saturday 1562 01:31:13,947 --> 01:31:14,868 是麼 Yeah? 1563 01:31:15,337 --> 01:31:16,283 並且 Y. .. 1564 01:31:16,550 --> 01:31:17,830 我覺得 I believe that 1565 01:31:19,850 --> 01:31:21,189 真的是第一次 First 1566 01:31:21,453 --> 01:31:24,363 他不再那麼畏懼了 he want to actually be completely trying 1567 01:31:24,635 --> 01:31:26,020 多虧了你 Thank you 1568 01:31:26,285 --> 01:31:27,866 告訴你的 額 他的爸爸 Tell your father ... 1569 01:31:28,487 --> 01:31:31,118 他陪他練得越多 他就會越自信 The more you work with it, feel more confident 1570 01:31:31,318 --> 01:31:32,798 只要他振作起來 就越可能將球擊出去 And more will give increasingly to be there 1571 01:31:33,067 --> 01:31:34,179 嗯 好吧 Yeah, well ... 1572 01:31:34,711 --> 01:31:36,982 他爸爸對陪他訓練不感興趣 你知道的 If father was not very interested in that, you know? 1573 01:31:37,563 --> 01:31:39,777 因為要做到那樣 他就必須出現 Because to do that you must be present, but 1574 01:31:41,197 --> 01:31:42,356 而他最不擅長這個了 He does 1575 01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,102 為了孩子你必須出現 You have to be present for your children 1576 01:31:44,635 --> 01:31:47,795 做一個可依賴的家長是會很枯燥 It should be boring as reliable a parent 1577 01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:51,840 我覺得這很有趣 很多人無法理解 但你能 I know that many people do not understand 1578 01:31:52,395 --> 01:31:53,312 我的意思是 But if your 1579 01:31:53,512 --> 01:31:57,211 為了你的孩子必須得付出百分百的時間 Your children must come first 100% of the time 1580 01:31:57,411 --> 01:31:58,987 沒錯 99% Absolutely, 99% 1581 01:31:59,268 --> 01:32:03,202 剩下的1%去做自己喜歡的事 And 1% use it for do what we want 1582 01:32:04,542 --> 01:32:05,497 啊 老天 God 1583 01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:08,927 我都快忘了自己想要一件東西的感覺了 I've forgotten what it is want something 1584 01:32:10,023 --> 01:32:12,787 我只是隱約記得 I vaguely remember 1585 01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:14,209 那感覺不錯 It feels good 1586 01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:27,873 我做不到 I can not do this 1587 01:32:28,373 --> 01:32:29,943 我做不到 對不起 I can not, sorry 1588 01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:35,117 我真的 I really ... 1589 01:32:35,317 --> 01:32:36,301 不是你的問題 Are not you 1590 01:32:39,979 --> 01:32:41,596 我本以為我可以 但就是 I thought I could do it, it's just 1591 01:32:47,417 --> 01:32:48,941 這個也很抱歉 Sorry about that 1592 01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:52,982 沒事 它們還是很棒 Yet it is amazing 1593 01:33:00,306 --> 01:33:02,153 對不起 我這樣對你 I'm sorry I did that 1594 01:33:04,329 --> 01:33:06,033 他竟然沒有吻你 Did He do not kissed IT? 1595 01:33:07,985 --> 01:33:09,259 他是個白癡 He's an idiot 1596 01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:11,688 但是 你必須得承認 Although you must recognize 1597 01:33:11,689 --> 01:33:13,796 猴子拉小提琴那部分 that monkeys playing violins and stuff ... 1598 01:33:14,378 --> 01:33:15,564 真的很搞笑 It's hilarious 1599 01:33:16,055 --> 01:33:17,655 我還是不敢相信我們都找到了好男人 I can not believe we found 1600 01:33:17,656 --> 01:33:20,055 但是卻不能跟他們在一起 good types and we will not be with them 1601 01:33:23,718 --> 01:33:25,048 你要接嗎 Are you going to answer that? 1602 01:33:30,038 --> 01:33:31,764 嗨 我現在不方便接電話 Hi, is not a good time now 1603 01:33:34,390 --> 01:33:35,797 我很愛你 A word with you both 1604 01:33:35,997 --> 01:33:39,997 【我接下來還會愛你至少一個半小時】 I am gonna make L word to you for at least an hour and a half. 1605 01:33:42,239 --> 01:33:43,177 好的 Ok 1606 01:33:46,322 --> 01:33:47,874 是我媽媽 That was my mom 1607 01:33:48,815 --> 01:33:49,951 她現在情況挺好的 She is doing good 1608 01:33:51,796 --> 01:33:53,747 好吧 我給了迪克一個機會 Ok, I'll give Dick another chance 1609 01:33:54,303 --> 01:33:56,563 給他機會做什麼 讓他不要孩子嗎 Why?, Get rid of your children? 1610 01:33:58,118 --> 01:33:59,901 我要和他的孩子見面啦 I will know their children 1611 01:34:01,213 --> 01:34:05,073 你說的時候表情可不可以不要那麼扭曲 You should try to say that without both contort your face 1612 01:34:05,529 --> 01:34:07,849 我要和他的孩子見面啦 I will know their children 1613 01:34:10,072 --> 01:34:10,872 好點了 Best 1614 01:34:11,605 --> 01:34:12,845 吉姆的事我感到很遺憾 Sorry about Jim 1615 01:34:14,237 --> 01:34:15,378 我也是 Me too 1616 01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:41,531 你為什麼不吻她 哥們 Why do not you kiss her, man? 1617 01:34:44,016 --> 01:34:45,127 我不能 我只是 I could not 1618 01:34:47,757 --> 01:34:50,974 我害怕這是個錯誤 I was afraid that no right out 1619 01:34:52,791 --> 01:34:54,912 非洲都對你做了什麼 What have I done? 1620 01:34:59,737 --> 01:35:01,565 一點都不疼 That does not hurt enough 1621 01:35:02,388 --> 01:35:05,127 我已經在盡力了 坐在那兒別動 I do the best I can, sit still 1622 01:35:05,774 --> 01:35:07,909 -我看上去漂亮嗎 -你看上去很美 真的 Do I look pretty? - You look fantastic, if 1623 01:35:08,414 --> 01:35:09,461 耶 If 1624 01:35:13,261 --> 01:35:14,275 你看上去不錯 You look good 1625 01:35:14,523 --> 01:35:15,836 謝謝 Thanks 1626 01:35:16,036 --> 01:35:16,930 你去哪 Where are you going? 1627 01:35:17,130 --> 01:35:18,381 我去和傑克約會 I'll go on a date with Jake 1628 01:35:18,620 --> 01:35:20,692 你怎麼可能和他約會 他住在溫哥華 How can you do that? He lives in Vancouver 1629 01:35:21,658 --> 01:35:22,778 你好啊 弗裡德曼先生 Hello Mr. Freedman 1630 01:35:23,374 --> 01:35:25,281 你好 排骨人 Hi Skeletor 1631 01:35:25,481 --> 01:35:28,872 聽著 確保要有足夠的牛肉 說真的 她這周有選拔賽 Listen, I eat enough meat, has evidence this week 1632 01:35:29,072 --> 01:35:31,267 豬排 羊排 小牛肉 Pork chops, lamb, 1633 01:35:31,467 --> 01:35:32,893 -知道了 -就是這樣 Understood - That is 1634 01:35:34,271 --> 01:35:35,725 編垃圾嗎 Braids? Crooked? 1635 01:35:36,468 --> 01:35:37,651 -我不知道怎麼 -你做的真差 I do not know - You're terrible 1636 01:35:39,471 --> 01:35:41,398 我們什麼時候回來能再看到勞倫 So when returning to see Laurie? 1637 01:35:41,867 --> 01:35:43,777 你們之間肯定發生了什麼 Something happened between you? 1638 01:35:43,977 --> 01:35:46,305 不 你瘋了嗎 我們沒發生什麼 No, are you crazy? Nothing happened 1639 01:35:46,628 --> 01:35:48,904 爸爸 別裝了 我看到你看她的眼神 Dad going, I saw looked like 1640 01:35:49,104 --> 01:35:50,237 我也看到她看你的眼神 She also 1641 01:35:50,677 --> 01:35:53,312 這是不可否認的 你們都喜歡對方 Undeniably, you are infatuated each other 1642 01:35:53,512 --> 01:35:55,005 傑克 別插嘴 Jake, do not get 1643 01:35:55,205 --> 01:35:56,078 對不起啦先生 Sorry sir 1644 01:35:56,278 --> 01:35:57,784 難道你們除了看別人 Do not they have anything 1645 01:35:57,785 --> 01:36:00,194 怎麼看對方就沒有別的事要做嗎 better to do than watch how people look? 1646 01:36:00,394 --> 01:36:01,983 而且 那我應該怎麼做 What should I do?, Change all 1647 01:36:01,984 --> 01:36:04,394 改變我們以往的生活僅僅因為我愛她 our lives just because I'm in love with her? 1648 01:36:07,562 --> 01:36:08,633 太好了 Yes! 1649 01:36:13,451 --> 01:36:15,696 好浪漫 So romantic! 1650 01:36:15,826 --> 01:36:17,304 愛她就冒一次險 Take the risk 1651 01:36:17,662 --> 01:36:19,104 追她回來 Go for it! 1652 01:36:23,674 --> 01:36:25,919 我知道我讓你覺得很困惑 I know you're confused 1653 01:36:27,232 --> 01:36:28,480 我只是必須弄清楚 I had to make 1654 01:36:29,266 --> 01:36:31,006 為了我老婆我女兒 For my wife and my daughters 1655 01:36:31,503 --> 01:36:33,371 為了你的孩子 還為了你 And for your children and for you 1656 01:36:35,301 --> 01:36:37,195 所以讓我們坦誠相待 I just do not have lies 1657 01:36:37,660 --> 01:36:39,187 上次在貓頭鷹餐廳是我 It was I who drank your beer 1658 01:36:39,447 --> 01:36:40,379 喝了你的啤酒 In Hooters 1659 01:36:40,579 --> 01:36:43,184 我不知道我為什麼那麼做 我在那可以喝免費啤酒 And you know why I did it?, I get beer Free trip so ... 1660 01:36:43,698 --> 01:36:45,692 我只是緊張了 I just panicked 1661 01:37:03,977 --> 01:37:04,916 有事嗎 Yeah? 1662 01:37:06,223 --> 01:37:08,336 這裡是323號，對嗎 It is the 323, right? 1663 01:37:08,690 --> 01:37:09,725 是啊 If 1664 01:37:10,625 --> 01:37:12,282 我找勞倫 Lauren was looking for 1665 01:37:13,016 --> 01:37:14,312 我也是 You and me too 1666 01:37:15,458 --> 01:37:16,407 吉姆 Jim! 1667 01:37:16,910 --> 01:37:18,796 棒球手 看看你 Boy, look at you! 1668 01:37:19,326 --> 01:37:20,283 我媽不在家 Mom is not home 1669 01:37:20,483 --> 01:37:21,378 這是我爸 This is my father 1670 01:37:22,421 --> 01:37:23,460 馬克 Mark 1671 01:37:23,660 --> 01:37:25,061 對 你是誰 Yeah, who are you? 1672 01:37:25,261 --> 01:37:27,168 吉姆 那次旅行的那個酷男 Jim, the great type of safari 1673 01:37:27,733 --> 01:37:29,843 你想跟我一起投球嗎 Want rodar me some balls? 1674 01:37:31,023 --> 01:37:33,154 我相信你爸爸會和你一起玩的 Surely your father wants do that with you 1675 01:37:34,439 --> 01:37:35,570 不 他不願意的 Not to 1676 01:37:35,770 --> 01:37:38,000 不不 我願意 去拿你的球棒 棒球手 No, no, go get your bat boy 1677 01:37:38,570 --> 01:37:40,311 嘿 我們可以一起玩 Hey, we can all play 1678 01:37:40,511 --> 01:37:42,520 我去拿布蘭登的棒球手套 他從來沒用過 Brendan has an extra glove never use it 1679 01:37:43,272 --> 01:37:45,903 那孩子 一直在講非洲之旅 He has not stopped talking that trip to Africa 1680 01:37:46,103 --> 01:37:48,827 你的孩子很棒 Your children are amazing 1681 01:37:49,027 --> 01:37:49,924 是啊 If 1682 01:37:50,475 --> 01:37:54,475 所以我和勞倫 一直在 你知道的 盡力復合 So it is that Lauren and I tried make things work again 1683 01:37:55,310 --> 01:37:56,509 為了他們 For them 1684 01:37:57,789 --> 01:37:59,021 我不知道這事 I did not know that 1685 01:37:59,221 --> 01:38:00,281 這樣啊 If 1686 01:38:00,481 --> 01:38:01,552 我會告訴她你來過 I'll tell you came 1687 01:38:01,829 --> 01:38:05,320 我會把這束花放在臥室 I will put these in the Room 1688 01:38:05,933 --> 01:38:07,821 就在我們的愛床旁邊 Next to where we make love 1689 01:38:11,233 --> 01:38:12,359 好吧 Ok 1690 01:38:15,337 --> 01:38:17,483 幫我跟泰勒說拜拜 Tell Tyler to say goodbye 1691 01:38:21,282 --> 01:38:22,649 吉姆去哪 Where does Jim? 1692 01:38:23,449 --> 01:38:24,977 他有事做吧 我猜 Change your mind, I guess 1693 01:38:26,507 --> 01:38:28,338 那你還會陪我玩麼 Can we play the two, then? 1694 01:38:28,978 --> 01:38:29,965 會啊 當 If course 1695 01:38:30,222 --> 01:38:32,312 噢 電話救了我 I except the hood 1696 01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:34,015 嘿，怎麼了 Hello how are you? 1697 01:39:07,612 --> 01:39:08,619 嗨 Hello 1698 01:39:08,907 --> 01:39:09,808 噢 嗨 Hello 1699 01:39:10,522 --> 01:39:13,044 你這是要拍GQ雜誌封面嗎 Will they do a photo shoot GQ here? 1700 01:39:13,286 --> 01:39:14,741 哦 不是的 我只是 Oh no, I'm just ... 1701 01:39:15,489 --> 01:39:16,544 放鬆一下 Chillin 1702 01:39:17,188 --> 01:39:18,684 對不起我這麼久才回來 Sorry it took me long 1703 01:39:18,954 --> 01:39:21,436 謝謝你照看孩子 But thanks for caring for children 1704 01:39:21,911 --> 01:39:25,150 現在我回來了 我想你也有其他事要做 所以 I finished and I guess you have somewhere to go so ... 1705 01:39:25,629 --> 01:39:27,059 你怎麼總是能看起來那麼美 How is it that you always see so well? 1706 01:39:27,984 --> 01:39:29,083 是嗎 Yeah? 1707 01:39:29,283 --> 01:39:32,679 如果是說我三天沒洗頭的話 真感謝你注意到了 I have not washed my hair in three days, thanks for noticing 1708 01:39:33,580 --> 01:39:34,606 你真幽默 You're so funny 1709 01:39:36,764 --> 01:39:38,567 我很難想像你會跟其他人在一起 It's hard for me to imagine with someone else 1710 01:39:39,064 --> 01:39:40,006 是麼 Really? 1711 01:39:40,206 --> 01:39:42,286 那對你來說 當時想像你自己背叛我 It was not so hard to imagine you same with someone else 1712 01:39:42,486 --> 01:39:43,591 應該也不難吧 When I cheated 1713 01:39:44,111 --> 01:39:46,038 不管我說什麼你總是扯到那個 No matter what I always say salts with that 1714 01:39:46,238 --> 01:39:47,417 我說 嘿 看看那棟房子 You might say, "Hey look at that house" 1715 01:39:47,617 --> 01:39:50,202 然後你就會說 我們以前住那種房子的時候 你背叛了我 And you say, "We lived in a home when I cheated " 1716 01:39:50,521 --> 01:39:52,232 或者我說 幫我遞一下拿瓶醃黃瓜 你就會說 Or you could say, "Pass the pickle" And you say 1717 01:39:52,432 --> 01:39:55,242 一些關於醃黃瓜和你背叛的事 Something about the Gherkin and I cheated 1718 01:39:58,491 --> 01:40:00,564 和你一起說笑真的很有趣 勞倫 It's fun to laugh with you again, Lauren 1719 01:40:00,830 --> 01:40:02,390 我們應該一直這麼下去 We should do that all along 1720 01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:04,221 你帶花來了 Did you bring flowers? 1721 01:40:06,017 --> 01:40:07,094 是的 If 1722 01:40:09,709 --> 01:40:11,095 你為什麼要帶花來 Why did you bring flowers? 1723 01:40:11,905 --> 01:40:13,698 因為鮮花贈美人 Because you deserve flowers 1724 01:40:16,115 --> 01:40:19,033 勞倫 你去非洲的時候 我想了很多 Lauren, when you go to Africa,i think much 1725 01:40:21,282 --> 01:40:23,263 你和我一起經歷了那麼多事 You and I have so much history together 1726 01:40:23,742 --> 01:40:26,166 -還有兩個孩子 -還有一個接待員 Two children - A receptionist 1727 01:40:26,366 --> 01:40:28,327 勞倫 我是犯了一次錯 Listen, I made a mistake! 1728 01:40:28,527 --> 01:40:32,356 我知道的都至少有四次 At least four errors of which I am aware 1729 01:40:32,556 --> 01:40:33,993 那也是犯過 那是過去式 "I made", past tense 1730 01:40:34,297 --> 01:40:35,653 我以前是個混蛋 He was a jerk 1731 01:40:36,365 --> 01:40:37,293 勞倫 Lauren 1732 01:40:37,529 --> 01:40:38,870 你是我生命中最美好的事物 You're the best thing in my life 1733 01:40:39,132 --> 01:40:40,154 你和孩子們都是 You and the kids 1734 01:40:41,816 --> 01:40:44,845 並且孩子也需要父親 And the kids need their parents 1735 01:40:45,412 --> 01:40:46,677 他們是需要父親 This is 1736 01:40:47,397 --> 01:40:48,815 我知道我是一個合格的父親 I know I'm a good father 1737 01:40:49,971 --> 01:40:51,378 我只是需要時間去證明 I just need to prove it 1738 01:40:51,603 --> 01:40:53,760 噢 你可以啊 現在不算晚 You can do it, it is not too late 1739 01:40:54,474 --> 01:40:56,097 那這個呢 Is it too late ... 1740 01:40:56,581 --> 01:40:57,893 會晚嗎 For this? 1741 01:40:59,536 --> 01:41:01,989 你在做什麼 What are you doing? 1742 01:41:02,254 --> 01:41:03,685 我回來了 寶貝 I'm coming home, baby 1743 01:41:04,822 --> 01:41:06,422 馬克 離我遠點 Mark, stay away 1744 01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:08,437 你不住這裡了 You do not live here anymore 1745 01:41:09,746 --> 01:41:10,938 是因為其他人嗎 Is there anyone else? 1746 01:41:12,589 --> 01:41:15,487 不是 而且這也不關你事 No and it does not concern you anyway 1747 01:41:16,582 --> 01:41:18,613 你不是想做個好爸爸嗎 Interested in being a good parent? 1748 01:41:18,847 --> 01:41:21,036 泰勒週六有場比賽 你去啊 Tyler has a game on Saturday, go see 1749 01:41:42,682 --> 01:41:43,760 爸爸 Daddy? 1750 01:41:44,318 --> 01:41:46,301 不好意思 我不想把你吵醒的 Apology not want to wake 1751 01:41:48,201 --> 01:41:50,110 睡覺之前我和媽媽講過話了 I was talking to mom before sleep 1752 01:41:52,621 --> 01:41:53,541 恩 Y. .. 1753 01:41:53,813 --> 01:41:55,458 她說 She said that 1754 01:41:55,658 --> 01:41:57,412 她有許多事要做 I had many things to do 1755 01:41:59,091 --> 01:42:00,191 這樣嗎 Yeah? 1756 01:42:00,989 --> 01:42:02,541 是的 所以 If, then ... 1757 01:42:03,332 --> 01:42:06,195 她可能不能那麼經常呆在這了 May no longer be able to be here a while 1758 01:42:09,726 --> 01:42:10,704 好吧 Ok 1759 01:42:11,543 --> 01:42:14,834 她還說你會把我的零花錢增加到5美元 He also said he You will increase my counter for $ 5 1760 01:42:16,179 --> 01:42:17,691 她很慷慨 It is very generous 1761 01:42:22,622 --> 01:42:23,696 我只是 I just ... 1762 01:42:27,061 --> 01:42:28,798 我不想她離開我 I do not want to disappear 1763 01:42:30,138 --> 01:42:31,372 寶貝 Affection 1764 01:42:32,070 --> 01:42:33,950 她不會離開你 She never disappear 1765 01:42:34,247 --> 01:42:35,495 永遠不會 Never, ever 1766 01:42:36,229 --> 01:42:39,868 你可以讓她走 但是她永遠都在這裡 You can let her go, she will always be here 1767 01:42:40,721 --> 01:42:43,454 我也會一直陪著你 我向你保證 And I'll always be here, I promise 1768 01:42:56,606 --> 01:42:57,886 還有就是 Certainly 1769 01:42:58,762 --> 01:43:00,738 媽媽喜歡那趟非洲之旅 Mom loved the trip Africa 1770 01:43:01,611 --> 01:43:02,819 我也是 Me too 1771 01:43:06,546 --> 01:43:07,730 我很想她 I missed her 1772 01:43:08,406 --> 01:43:10,310 你媽媽是最棒的 Your mother was the best 1773 01:43:11,474 --> 01:43:12,877 我說的是勞倫 I mean Lauren 1774 01:43:16,634 --> 01:43:17,907 我也是 Me too 1775 01:43:18,875 --> 01:43:21,633 我們不需要讓她走 對嗎 Do not let go too, right? 1776 01:43:22,340 --> 01:43:23,492 過來 Come here 1777 01:43:35,648 --> 01:43:38,174 布蘭登 不要忘了我會接你去童子軍那 Brendan do not forget that you gather to go to scouts 1778 01:43:38,374 --> 01:43:39,679 所以不用乘巴士回家了 So do not take the bus home 1779 01:43:39,926 --> 01:43:43,014 謝謝你讓所有人都知道我還是一個童子軍 媽媽 Thanks for telling everyone that still in scouts, Mom 1780 01:43:43,305 --> 01:43:45,517 你是個好孩子 要為你自己驕傲 You're a good boy, Be proud of who you are 1781 01:44:09,082 --> 01:44:11,082 你敢說一個字你就死定了 Say the word and you're dead 1782 01:44:11,282 --> 01:44:13,317 你竟然開著小型房車 Driving a minivan 1783 01:44:13,850 --> 01:44:14,965 是迪克的 It's Dick 1784 01:44:15,233 --> 01:44:18,605 我要去幫西奧多波裡斯團隊買衛生紙 I'm going to buy toilet paper Tim Theodopolis 1785 01:44:18,847 --> 01:44:22,424 當團隊需要的時候 隊長夫人就會去買回來 還有 相信我 When Tim needed, the captain goes with him and believe me 1786 01:44:22,624 --> 01:44:24,892 這些孩子就沒停過拉屎 These children never stop going to the bathroom 1787 01:44:25,581 --> 01:44:27,303 孩子需要拉屎 Children in need 1788 01:44:27,589 --> 01:44:30,632 需要我幫你從沃爾瑪帶點東西嗎 Need some ... Wal-Mart? 1789 01:44:31,728 --> 01:44:32,880 不用 I'm fine 1790 01:44:33,653 --> 01:44:35,374 家長會上見 See you at the parent meeting 1791 01:44:35,574 --> 01:44:36,901 好的 小狐狸 Ok, Foxy 1792 01:44:53,840 --> 01:44:55,307 這樣很棒 親愛的 This is so good, honey 1793 01:44:55,507 --> 01:44:57,085 這就是家庭 This is family 1794 01:44:57,516 --> 01:44:58,668 這對我來說也很有趣 This is fun for me 1795 01:45:04,272 --> 01:45:05,677 做得好啊 爸爸 Well done, Dad 1796 01:45:10,164 --> 01:45:12,513 下一個是23號 擊球手 Now the batter with number 23 1797 01:45:12,784 --> 01:45:15,241 泰勒 雷諾茲 Tyler Reynolds 1798 01:45:17,850 --> 01:45:19,106 嘿 這可不友善 Hey that's not nice 1799 01:45:19,306 --> 01:45:20,882 閉嘴 那個孩子太糟糕了 Shut up, that child is terrible 1800 01:45:21,082 --> 01:45:23,179 泰勒加油 Let Tyler! 1801 01:45:23,565 --> 01:45:24,702 特雷西 Tracy! 1802 01:45:25,575 --> 01:45:27,216 你的頭怎麼也來了 What makes your head here? 1803 01:45:47,918 --> 01:45:49,712 一振 Strike 1! 1804 01:45:49,965 --> 01:45:51,752 馬克沒來我表示很抱歉 Sorry Mike did not come 1805 01:45:52,455 --> 01:45:53,642 他就是不能明白這個道理 I do not understand your 1806 01:45:53,643 --> 01:45:55,720 你的孩子永遠都是第一位並且需要花費百分百的時間 children have first to be 100% of the time 1807 01:45:56,782 --> 01:45:59,562 好吧 99%吧 1%留給你自己 Well 99% and you're left with 1% for you 1808 01:46:00,355 --> 01:46:01,596 這真是好消息啊 That's good news 1809 01:46:02,037 --> 01:46:05,456 不管怎麼樣 你必須得為了你的孩子現身 No matter what, you must be there for your children 1810 01:46:06,343 --> 01:46:07,822 像他那樣 As 1811 01:46:09,063 --> 01:46:11,136 沒事 泰勒 加油 棒球手 Let Tyler, Big Time 1812 01:46:11,364 --> 01:46:13,170 你看起來很棒 Looking good there! 1813 01:46:15,326 --> 01:46:16,600 抬高你的肘部 Raise your elbow 1814 01:46:17,039 --> 01:46:18,164 抬肘 Elbow up 1815 01:46:18,630 --> 01:46:20,141 不可思議 Incredible 1816 01:46:25,970 --> 01:46:27,032 加油 泰勒 Let Tyler 1817 01:46:29,746 --> 01:46:30,917 二振 Strike 2 1818 01:46:31,166 --> 01:46:32,169 沒事 沒事 All right, all right! 1819 01:46:34,707 --> 01:46:36,040 做得好 Nice turn 1820 01:46:36,526 --> 01:46:37,553 再慢一點 Turn down the speed a little 1821 01:46:38,029 --> 01:46:39,221 膝部彎曲 Bend those knees 1822 01:46:39,457 --> 01:46:40,887 注意重心 好嗎 And rock, ok? 1823 01:46:41,087 --> 01:46:43,521 放輕鬆 就這樣 Take it easy, that's 1824 01:46:43,859 --> 01:46:45,444 抬高手肘 高點 再高一點 Upload, the higher 1825 01:46:46,232 --> 01:46:48,317 記住 那個眼神 Remember, look bad 1826 01:46:51,705 --> 01:46:53,893 那個鬍鬚小子害怕了 The mustache was frightened 1827 01:46:54,093 --> 01:46:55,465 泰勒 加油 Let Tyler! 1828 01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:57,066 深呼吸 Take them deep. 1829 01:47:15,185 --> 01:47:16,318 你做到了 You gave! 1830 01:47:16,820 --> 01:47:18,765 跑 泰勒 跑 Tyler Run! Run! 1831 01:47:26,627 --> 01:47:27,686 繼續跑 兄弟 跑 Follows, we will 1832 01:47:29,680 --> 01:47:30,750 快跑 Come on! 1833 01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:33,720 不要猶豫 加油 快跑 Go on, come on, do not stop 1834 01:47:39,688 --> 01:47:40,813 跑向我 棒球手 Come to my 1835 01:47:42,057 --> 01:47:43,617 泰勒加油 Go ahead, Tyler 1836 01:47:43,865 --> 01:47:45,554 我們要回到本壘了 寶貝 Come home, friend 1837 01:47:46,369 --> 01:47:47,503 要回到本壘了 Let's go home! 1838 01:47:49,229 --> 01:47:50,512 安全上壘 A safe! 1839 01:47:54,701 --> 01:47:56,941 你相信奇跡會發生麼 Do you believe in miracles? 1840 01:48:03,011 --> 01:48:05,146 那才是我弟弟 That's my brother! 1841 01:48:08,572 --> 01:48:09,534 謝謝你 Thank you. 1842 01:48:09,734 --> 01:48:12,049 這才是你的真本事 棒球手 You did good, Big Time 1843 01:48:12,895 --> 01:48:14,390 我的天哪 Oh my God 1844 01:48:17,767 --> 01:48:18,813 你在做什麼 What are you doing? 1845 01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:21,258 我愛你 I love you! 1846 01:48:22,300 --> 01:48:24,071 那實在是太棒了 That was amazing 1847 01:48:24,321 --> 01:48:27,463 我很抱歉這樣出現 我那天去了你家 I was so sorry. to appear in your house the other day and 1848 01:48:27,663 --> 01:48:30,774 我看見泰勒想要練習的時候 你前夫拒絕了他 I saw your ex husband say no to Tyler when he wanted to practice 1849 01:48:30,974 --> 01:48:34,261 我知道你們正在試圖復合 但我真的很傷心 I know you try to fix you but things that broke my heart 1850 01:48:34,991 --> 01:48:37,447 我們沒有復合 那永遠不可能 We're not fixing anything, that will never happen 1851 01:48:38,313 --> 01:48:39,148 真的麼 Really? 1852 01:48:40,935 --> 01:48:42,707 你去我家做什麼 What are you doing in my house? 1853 01:48:43,411 --> 01:48:45,564 我去跟你說 I went on to say that 1854 01:48:47,358 --> 01:48:49,471 我覺得現在可以了 I think it's fine now 1855 01:48:51,406 --> 01:48:52,524 什麼可以了 Ok, what else? 1856 01:48:52,986 --> 01:48:55,733 我們可以擁有那珍貴的1%的時間 That's okay to have one of those very rare moments 1857 01:48:56,582 --> 01:48:58,387 去尋找我們想要的東西 Where to get what we want 1858 01:49:00,925 --> 01:49:02,372 那我們想要什麼 What do we want? 1859 01:49:03,563 --> 01:49:04,940 你知道我們想要什麼 You know what we want 1860 01:49:06,591 --> 01:49:07,557 是啊 If 1861 01:49:07,828 --> 01:49:09,665 我覺得孩子們也想要 I think the guys also want 1862 01:49:10,496 --> 01:49:13,433 肯定沒有我那麼急切 小塌肩 Not as much as I, small shoulders 1863 01:49:15,550 --> 01:49:16,799 等等 Waiting 1864 01:49:17,890 --> 01:49:19,263 我不能這麼做 I can not do this 1865 01:49:20,486 --> 01:49:21,548 你在和我開玩笑嗎 You are kidding 1866 01:49:22,396 --> 01:49:24,993 必須是啊 我得報復你在非洲對我做的事 Sure, I had to take revenge at Africa 1867 01:49:25,193 --> 01:49:26,213 來吧 Come here 1868 01:49:36,261 --> 01:49:37,273 你知道嗎 You know what? 1869 01:49:38,226 --> 01:49:39,288 你媽媽很性感 Your mom is sexy 1870 01:49:40,184 --> 01:49:42,166 你爸爸也很性感 Your dad is also 1871 01:49:43,158 --> 01:49:44,789 啊不是 不是性感 No sexy 1872 01:49:47,113 --> 01:49:49,066 來吧 我得給你好好按摩 Come on you deserve a massage.